So ya, me and my girlfriend were fooling around in my bed last night. I never did it before but I was like **** it, let me see if she says anything. So i stick my finger gently into her butt. It was extremely tight so all i could do is insert a fingernail basically. And i was ****ing shocked! I thought the first notion of my sticking a finger in her ass she would flip out and yell what the **** are you doing. Well i was totally wrong, she looked at me but didn't say nothing and i continued to do it. Then i stopped doing it and i know she was liked it by the expression on her face. THen whatever happens and we eventually fall asleep...

This morning she turns to me and says, do you remember what you did last night? I was like, what areyou talking about? SHe was like, you stuck your finger in my ass! I smiled and said i know...She said she never had that done and it was very interesting. So i decided i am going to loosen that ass until i can fit into it. It's going to take a while tho, because my **** isn't going to fit into her ass. I will....get a hershey.

That is all.

brown, top only?

I wouldn't even of gotten a brown top, if i tried.

But my **** will be covered in chocolate soon enough.

Originally posted by Tom
So ya, me and my girlfriend were fooling around in my bed last night. I never did it before but I was like **** it, let me see if she says anything. So i stick my finger gently into her butt. It was extremely tight so all i could do is insert a fingernail basically. And i was ****ing shocked! I thought the first notion of my sticking a finger in her ass she would flip out and yell what the **** are you doing. Well i was totally wrong, she looked at me but didn't say nothing and i continued to do it. Then i stopped doing it and i know she was liked it by the expression on her face. THen whatever happens and we eventually fall asleep...

This morning she turns to me and says, do you remember what you did last night? I was like, what areyou talking about? SHe was like, you stuck your finger in my ass! I smiled and said i know...She said she never had that done and it was very interesting. So i decided i am going to loosen that ass until i can fit into it. It's going to take a while tho, because my **** isn't going to fit into her ass. I will....get a hershey.

That is all. I did the same thing...got to give the anal



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It wasnt that good

Originally posted by The Ensanity
I did the same thing...got to give the anal



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It wasnt that good

;-l...i read that thread. I just want to bust in her ass once. That's really all. I don't know, a goal in life i have, i guess.

Just to say you did it, right?

Originally posted by Tom
;-l...i read that thread. I just want to bust in her ass once. That's really all. I don't know, a goal in life i have, i guess. As was it mine...I just think my expectations were too high

That's all, Allan.

Just to say, ya i ****ed her in her ass. And well, just to tell a story when i'm with my friends. Something funny is bound to happen.

Originally posted by Tom
Something funny is bound to happen. VERY TRUE...

My girl cried herself to sleep....TOO much pain

Dude, That's halarious man. I can't wait.

Originally posted by Tom
Dude, That's halarious man. I can't wait.

As SeldomTap put it, you would own her forever. Lets say you break up, and its a really nasty break up. Next time you see her in public, just bring up the fact you ****ed her in the ass.

You win

Originally posted by Tom
So ya, me and my girlfriend were fooling around in my bed last night. I never did it before but I was like **** it, let me see if she says anything. So i stick my finger gently into her butt. It was extremely tight so all i could do is insert a fingernail basically. And i was ****ing shocked! I thought the first notion of my sticking a finger in her ass she would flip out and yell what the **** are you doing. Well i was totally wrong, she looked at me but didn't say nothing and i continued to do it. Then i stopped doing it and i know she was liked it by the expression on her face. THen whatever happens and we eventually fall asleep...

This morning she turns to me and says, do you remember what you did last night? I was like, what areyou talking about? SHe was like, you stuck your finger in my ass! I smiled and said i know...She said she never had that done and it was very interesting. So i decided i am going to loosen that ass until i can fit into it. It's going to take a while tho, because my **** isn't going to fit into her ass. I will....get a hershey.

That is all.

dump it deep and don't listen to Ensanity. i wish you well on this exciting journey.

Originally posted by xDOGGx
dump it deep and don't listen to Ensanity. i wish you well on this exciting journey. One mans TRASH is another mans TREASURE.

Yes, very true, Allan.

Adam, i don't want to really hurt her dude. I couldn't even fit my finger deeper than my fingernail really. I probably could but i dont want to hurt her really bad. I will work at it slowly, but don't get me wrong, when my dick is in there, the pain is a coming. But if she starts crying and says she can't take anymore, i'll stop..

She was probably fairly nervous with it being her first time having somebody fondle that part of her, which makes her ass tighten up. When she gets more comfortable it will loosen up and you can bust that ass.

Originally posted by Tom
Yes, very true, Allan.

Adam, i don't want to really hurt her dude. I couldn't even fit my finger deeper than my fingernail really. I probably could but i dont want to hurt her really bad. I will work at it slowly, but don't get me wrong, when my dick is in there, the pain is a coming. But if she starts crying and says she can't take anymore, i'll stop..

you are so considerate.

Originally posted by xDOGGx
dump it deep and don't listen to Ensanity. i wish you well on this exciting journey.

Werd. GOOOOOO TOM!!!

Originally posted by The Ensanity
VERY TRUE...

My girl cried herself to sleep....TOO much pain

if you do it right it wont hurt her, maybe you just need practice?

i mean of course its not going to be good for you if shes cryin her eyes out the entire time.

NOTE: by no means am i condoning anal sex...

How amy times have you had it in the patooty?

Originally posted by Exotica
if you do it right it wont hurt her, maybe you just need practice?

i mean of course its not going to be good for you if shes cryin her eyes out the entire time.

NOTE: by no means am i condoning anal sex... She enjoyed it while I was in....She even got an orgasm....


It was afterwards that the pain came raining down.....



but if I ever do it again, ill go slowly......Even thought I was slowly than a retard in an algerbra class

Originally posted by Exotica
if you do it right it wont hurt her, maybe you just need practice?

i mean of course its not going to be good for you if shes cryin her eyes out the entire time.

NOTE: by no means am i condoning anal sex...

They may be tears of joy.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
She enjoyed it while I was in....She even got an orgasm....


It was afterwards that the pain came raining down.....



but if I ever do it again, ill go slowly......Even thought I was slowly than a retard in an algerbra class

Kind of like when you get kicked in the balls. At first, it doesn't hurt at all but when you you stop for a second, god dman does the pain come. It puts me down for the 10 minute count.

I'd cry too if a big black man went anal on me.

Why does it have to be black?

Originally posted by Tom
Why does it have to be black? the contrast

I's probably cry if anybody went anal on me, sounds ouchy.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I's probably cry if anybody went anal on me, sounds ouchy.

Bzob and Blue, sitting in a tree f-u-c-k-i-n-g

Sometimes I cry when I take a big ****, I don't know how those homos do it....

Dude, you're so lucky. If I was you Tom, I'd eat her ******* for a good 10-15 minutes. Saliva and poo poo spit makes for a great lube

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Sometimes I cry when I take a big ****, I don't know how those homos do it.... AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH

BE GENTLE AND USE LOTS LLLOOOOTTTSSSS OF LUBE!!!

these are rules that must be followed!!!


as for you stretching it out to fit your wang, if all you do is finger tip it then its realy not gonna stretch. besides the stretch is not permanent, its a muscle and it will flex back.

you gotta massage the area and loosen the muscle start with the finger play, when it accepts that massage more while still using the finger etc...

when inserting the penis MMMMMMAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD lube is necisary, and for god sake GO SLOW!!! it will hurt a bit but once settled it will be OK. do not start railing her right away, you gotta work that **** SLOW before you can start to hit it.

You speak as tho you have expierence, Ben...aaha, that's funny...










Just ****ing wit ya.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
She enjoyed it while I was in....She even got an orgasm....


It was afterwards that the pain came raining down.....



but if I ever do it again, ill go slowly......Even thought I was slowly than a retard in an algerbra class

first off....you say she O'd....was she playing w/her clit at all while you were doing this? if not i dont see how she could have. which granted everyone is different but its not like hitting the G spot, generally you have to have some kind of outside stimulant.

and as far as it hurting afterwards...that is REALLY odd. only thing i can figure is you ripped some muscle. she really needs to be COMPLETELY relaxed before you try to penetrate too deep or it will hurt but it should hurt right THEN...not afterwards. this puzzles me...

Originally posted by Exotica
first off....you say she O'd....was she playing w/her clit at all while you were doing this? if not i dont see how she could have. which granted everyone is different but its not like hitting the G spot, generally you have to have some kind of outside stimulant.

and as far as it hurting afterwards...that is REALLY odd. only thing i can figure is you ripped some muscle. she really needs to be COMPLETELY relaxed before you try to penetrate too deep or it will hurt but it should hurt right THEN...not afterwards. this puzzles me... she said i hit a gspot

the pain afterwards I cant explain

Let me experiment on you, Exotica....

Face down, ass up, that's the way i like to ****...

and she wasnt playing with her clit

Originally posted by The Ensanity
she said i hit a gspot

the pain afterwards I cant explain


No need to explain, bro. You busted in her ass, that's all the matters man.

Originally posted by Tom
No need to explain, bro. You busted in her ass, that's all the matters man. youre right :)

Originally posted by The Ensanity
she said i hit a gspot

the pain afterwards I cant explain

well...theres only one "g spot". was named after...dammit what was his name....Grafenberg I think, who did a lot of research on erotogenic areas...such as behind the neck, upper thigh...blah blah blah. the actual "g spot" is on the upper wall of the vagina. dont think you could possibly hit that while doing anal...being that its on the vagina wall closes to the front...

however, they say that gay guys like anal because it actually rubs against the prostate...which is like a erotogenic area for guys.

Originally posted by Exotica
well...theres only one "g spot". was named after...dammit what was his name....Grafenberg I think, who did a lot of research on erotogenic areas...such as behind the neck, upper thigh...blah blah blah. the actual "g spot" is on the upper wall of the vagina. dont think you could possibly hit that while doing anal...being that its on the vagina wall closes to the front...

however, they say that gay guys like anal because it actually rubs against the prostate...which is like a erotogenic area for guys.

Explain female ejaculation from girls in ****s doing anal


face it, yall women are ****ed up in the body.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Explain female ejaculation from girls in ****s doing anal


face it, yall women are ****ed up in the body.


**** is a very, VERY poor example of how sex actually is. i shouldn't have to tell you this.

think about it...guys want to think that girls LOVE anal and get off EVERYTIME so of course thats how they're going to act in ****.


*smacks forehead*

So the ejaculation and squirting is just acting??? :?:


**** theyre good

Originally posted by The Ensanity
So the ejaculation and squirting is just acting??? :?:


**** theyre good

if you have a big, nasty, hairy **** guy pounding you in the ass for hours...retake after retake, do you think you'd be really into it?

i doubt those girls are thinking about whats actually going on when they make themselves do that ****.

Originally posted by Exotica

i doubt those girls are thinking about whats actually going on when they make themselves do that ****. you lost me there

Originally posted by The Ensanity
you lost me there

the girl isn't thinking "OMG, Ron Jeremy is ****ing my ass!! that is so ****ing hot! more more MORE!!!"


shes thinking "Ok, if i dont get off this time or at least make it believeable im going to have to put up w/another hour of this **** so im going to think of something that actually TURNS ME ON".

make more sense?

Originally posted by Tom
You speak as tho you have expierence, Ben...aaha, that's funny...





Just ****ing wit ya.


I have made sex to the female booty before. and it is good!

Originally posted by Exotica
the girl isn't thinking "OMG, Ron Jeremy is ****ing my ass!! that is so ****ing hot! more more MORE!!!"


shes thinking "Ok, if i dont get off this time or at least make it believeable im going to have to put up w/another hour of this **** so im going to think of something that actually TURNS ME ON".

make more sense? but they still got off on anal with out clit stimulation which was my original point

Originally posted by The Ensanity
but they still got off on anal with out clit stimulation which was my original point

well...these girls have to train themselves to be able to get off to just about anything and on call. i dont know how they do it, i can't do it and honestly wouldn't want to...i have heard however that they break out the vibrators and dildos in between takes. maybe that has something to do with it.

Originally posted by Exotica
well...these girls have to train themselves to be able to get off to just about anything and on call. i dont know how they do it, i can't do it and honestly wouldn't want to...i have heard however that they break out the vibrators and dildos in between takes. maybe that has something to do with it. SHUT UP

I WIN


SLAM DUNK!!!!!!!!


http://arribadata.student.utwente.nl/maarten/afbeeldingen/personen/carter_vince.jpg

Originally posted by The Ensanity
SHUT UP

I WIN


SLAM DUNK!!!!!!!!


http://membres.lycos.fr/phoenix187/Vince%20Carter%20Olympic%20dunk%20(1).jpg

perhaps your girlfriend used to be a guy and you were just rubbing her prostate?

Originally posted by Exotica
perhaps your girlfriend used to be a guy and you were just rubbing her prostate? thats NOT funny

btw...what did she do when she O'd??

her hard on went down

Her body tensed up and she was shaking, and sighin in a since, like she just let out a breath of air..

Originally posted by The Ensanity
her hard on went down

...wasn't exactly the answer i was looking for. there should have been one really big factor that you should have felt if she really was having an orgasm.

WHO GIVES A **** IF SHE HAD AN ORGASM. The man busted in her ass, who gives a ****. That is all.

Originally posted by Exotica
perhaps your girlfriend used to be a guy and you were just rubbing her prostate?

http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/owned%20copy.jpg

i once ****ed a 52 year old man in the ass

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