View Full Version : Are there still a lot of Chavs around?


Infern0
02-12-2009, 08:43 PM
I moved to new zealand from the uk about 3 years ago and back then there were so many chavs. I was just wondering do we still have them over there?

Naps
02-12-2009, 09:22 PM
Yup, we certainly do mate.

Rocky.
02-12-2009, 10:59 PM
Their probaly 100 times worse than what you remember.

Do you have chavs in new zealand???

Iamnotausername
02-13-2009, 05:28 AM
Do bears **** in the woods?

Sane Man
02-13-2009, 05:33 AM
Unfortunately yes. But fortunately we're working on eliminating the problem.

The RealDeal
02-13-2009, 09:44 AM
It's defo going to be 100x worse.

Oasis_Lad
02-13-2009, 09:50 AM
Neds are worse. They're like super-chavs.

Chunk..
02-13-2009, 10:07 AM
There's a chav in all of us!

Derranged
02-13-2009, 07:35 PM
I would like to meet a Scottish Chav. That would be temporarily amusing.

Roger Yomama
02-13-2009, 07:43 PM
Their probaly 100 times worse than what you remember.

Do you have chavs in new zealand???

No chavs down here Rocky lad. Bucketloads of ******s though but they are treated with the contempt they deserve.

Inferno- Where are you bro? Where you from?

The RealDeal
02-13-2009, 09:21 PM
I would like to meet a Scottish Chav. That would be temporarily amusing.

We call them NEDS.

Non Educated Delinquents

Oasis_Lad
02-14-2009, 05:07 AM
Here be an ungly bunch of neds:

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1549/normalpollokboysjpgw560sk9.jpg (http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?image=normalpollokboysjpgw560sk9.jpg)

Derranged
02-14-2009, 07:27 AM
Here be an ungly bunch of neds:

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1549/normalpollokboysjpgw560sk9.jpg (http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?image=normalpollokboysjpgw560sk9.jpg)

Which one is you Lad?

Oasis_Lad
02-14-2009, 07:38 AM
Lolz. The closest I have ever come to being a ned is drinking a bottle of Buckfast and wearing my mate's Berghaus jacket.

I felt pretty neddy that day.

Derranged
02-14-2009, 07:55 AM
Lolz. The closest I have ever come to being a ned is drinking a bottle of Buckfast and wearing my mate's Berghaus jacket.

I felt pretty neddy that day.

I have no idea what either of those things are.

I do listen to rap, wear fitted baseball caps, some might call me an American chav.

And if they do, I'd kill that son of a ***** in fronta his own mama. And if anyone testify against me, I'll gouch they eyeballs out.

Oasis_Lad
02-14-2009, 08:06 AM
Buckfast: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine

Berghaus jacket: http://www.webtogs.co.uk/Berghaus_Paclite_Trek_Jacket_100106.html

Derranged
02-14-2009, 08:11 AM
Oh ok, Buckfast is kinda like Cisco and others:



http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html

Oasis_Lad
02-14-2009, 08:16 AM
Yep. The ned's wine of choice.

This be a popular past time of the Scottish ned - Scanting:

http://www.wido.co.uk/ 21st video down.

Derranged
02-14-2009, 08:58 AM
Pulling down peoples shorts? Thats old school.

But really, I dont want to see a fat man's underpants. Or Junk.

Oasis_Lad
02-14-2009, 09:12 AM
Pulling down peoples shorts? Thats old school.

But really, I dont want to see a fat man's underpants. Or Junk.

That's neds for you. Not exactly the smartest cats.

This is their dark side:

http://www.wido.co.uk/html/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=59

PS. that's were yours truly grew up. Possilpark, Glasgow.

Derranged
02-14-2009, 09:36 AM
That's neds for you. Not exactly the smartest cats.

This is their dark side:

http://www.wido.co.uk/html/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=59

PS. that's were yours truly grew up. Possilpark, Glasgow.

Damn, **** is not a joke.... Ever cook a fool?

Oasis_Lad
02-14-2009, 09:39 AM
I'm going to get a gun from Mizzou and pop a couple of fools!

Derranged
02-14-2009, 09:47 AM
I'm going to get a gun from Mizzou and pop a couple of fools!


Me vs. you in a streetfight: I WIN.

Oasis_Lad
02-14-2009, 09:52 AM
Me Vs you at anything - I win. Utter domination.

Derranged
02-14-2009, 09:58 AM
Me Vs you at anything - I win. Utter domination.

Alright. I challenge you to a race around the world. Meet in Manchester tomorrow evening where we shall discuss the details.

Oasis_Lad
02-14-2009, 10:00 AM
Alright. I challenge you to a race around the world. Meet in Manchester tomorrow evening where we shall discuss the details.

The Queen herself shall drop the chequered flag.

Derranged
02-14-2009, 10:04 AM
The Queen herself shall drop the chequered flag.

Good luck to you, sir.

Is whisky allowed in this contest?

Oasis_Lad
02-14-2009, 10:07 AM
I shall be taking a crate or two with me in my hot air balloon.

The RealDeal
02-14-2009, 10:30 AM
Oasis Lad remember this ?

NEDS Kru ft. The Wee Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huK0mIDAl30

Infern0
02-28-2009, 02:09 AM
Funny how the Bot found its way into the Chav thread lol

andrewcuff
03-02-2009, 08:09 PM
I moved to new zealand from the uk about 3 years ago and back then there were so many chavs. I was just wondering do we still have them over there?

I live in Cardiff and its full of 'em here. Everywhere you go!

jollystomper
03-07-2009, 11:55 AM
Neds are worse. They're like super-chavs.

neds & chavs are the same thing actually! jst that ned is the scottish word for chav!

jollystomper
03-07-2009, 07:58 PM
i lived in the east end of glasgow & paisley but at least you dont get 12yo gangs running about with mack 10s like liverpool ,manchester,nottingham & london!!!!