I'm just making some right now.

Who else likes it ?:feedback:

Love it. I had it a few nights ago and when money is scarce I live on that meal.

Love it. I had it a few nights ago and when money is scarce I live on that meal.

Precisely my thoughts, its fills you up like a proper meal yet is much cheapness.

I use a thick soft bread like Warburtons, usually the bread cost more than the beans. It's cheese thats the most expensive part, though I know you can get a decent block of cheese for £1 out of Iceland. ;)


The only down side is that the mixture of cheese and beans causes a volcanic eruption in the anus. :Flush::oops:

Thats the stuff. Used to go on the rob at the local LIDL when me n my mate were cained and get ourselves some strong cathedral cheese, beans n bread. YUMMY!

Thats the stuff. Used to go on the rob at the local LIDL when me n my mate were cained and get ourselves some strong cathedral cheese, beans n bread. YUMMY!

Was this your song ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp09Sdrw2W4

Love it. I had it a few nights ago and when money is scarce I live on that meal.

I can't even afford bread at the moment.

Was this your song ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp09Sdrw2W4

haha i found this song the other week funny as ****. I wish i knew about the song when we went to shoplift LIDL because i'd sing it whilst we were robbin the place.

haha i found this song the other week funny as ****. I wish i knew about the song when we went to shoplift LIDL because i'd sing it whilst we were robbin the place.

Haahaa ya mad tea leaf !

Are we taking grated or sliced cheese?.

Come on people i need more details.

White or brown?.

Butter or margarine?.

Heat the beans in a pan, or in the microwave?.

Grated or sliced cheese?.

Put the cheese on at the end or before it goes in the microwave? (if at all).

Any toppings such as BBQ sauce or Lea and Perrins?.

I'm making fish fingers, gonna get some beans going, then sit down and eat while watching Batman (the one with Jack as The Joker).

I'm making fish fingers, gonna get some beans going, then sit down and eat while watching Batman (the one with Jack as The Joker).

Left 4 Dead?

Yes, It's great.

Yes, It's great.

You like f4g00ts?

You like f4g00ts?

No.........

No.........

I got some cooking in the oven.

Talking of poor mans food, i've just had corn beef hash.

I got some cooking in the oven.

Yeah ? Well I just took a wank to some Japanese ****, and I'm typing this with my left hand. :rofl:

Are we taking grated or sliced cheese?.

Come on people i need more details.

White or brown?.

Butter or margarine?.

Heat the beans in a pan, or in the microwave?.

Grated or sliced cheese?.

Put the cheese on at the end or before it goes in the microwave? (if at all).

Any toppings such as BBQ sauce or Lea and Perrins?.




Every way is possible of course but here is my rundown.



Thick sliced white bread ( Usually Warburtons)
Supermarket beans are fine but Heinz is the true way to go.
Any Supermarket branded cheese will do, Mild Coloured Cheddar though.


Grate the cheese.

You don't have to pre-heat the beans but if you really want to, microwave them for less than 1 Minute. - I apply them straight out of the tin, no heating.

I then use a pop up toaster to lightly toast the bread, that half toast half bread look.

Then lay your hybrid bread/toast out onto a tray and use a spoon to apply some beans to the toast.

Now you sprinkle your grated cheese over the top, covering the beans sufficiently but don't go overboard or underbaord.

Now you can add worcester sauce if you like but I only do it if the moon takes me.

Next phase is to stick it under the grill on your oven and let the cheese be grilled over the beans, you will have to work out your own preference to how well grilled you want your cheese, I usually let it go slightly brown.

Next take it out and let it cool for a minute or so and enjoy !

If you do it right you will love it, if you do it wrong it will slide right off the bread, all over the fookin place and the beans and their sauce will scaled your hand and any other body part it touches, DO NOT MAKE THIS IN THE NUDE !

Go on, try it.


P.S. I don't butter or margarine the bread, my other half does and she loves it, wheres I find the cheese and beans sauce sufficient enough !

Every way is possible of course but here is my rundown.



Thick sliced white bread ( Usually Warburtons)
Supermarket beans are fine but Heinz is the true way to go.
Any Supermarket branded cheese will do, Mild Coloured Cheddar though.


Grate the cheese.

You don't have to pre-heat the beans but if you really want to, microwave them for less than 1 Minute. - I apply them straight out of the tin, no heating.

I then use a pop up toaster to lightly toast the bread, that half toast half bread look.

Then lay your hybrid bread/toast out onto a tray and use a spoon to apply some beans to the toast.

Now you sprinkle your grated cheese over the top, covering the beans sufficiently but don't go overboard or underbaord.

Now you can add worcester sauce if you like but I only do it if the moon takes me.

Next phase is to stick it under the grill on your oven and let the cheese be grilled over the beans, you will have to work out your own preference to how well grilled you want your cheese, I usually let it go slightly brown.

Next take it out and let it cool for a minute or so and enjoy !

If you do it right you will love it, if you do it wrong it will slide right off the bread, all over the fookin place and the beans and their sauce will scaled your hand and any other body part it touches, DO NOT MAKE THIS IN THE NUDE !

Go on, try it.


P.S. I don't butter or margarine the bread, my other half does and she loves it, wheres I find the cheese and beans sauce sufficient enough !


I've just cum!

bacon, cheese and beans on toast is lush.

Talking of poor mans food, i've just had corn beef hash.


Now thats another great solution ! I had that before christmas and it was the first time in years, ****ing brill






I've just cum!



FFS, I should have put a warning up first.

My bad.

I'm on the beers.


:friday:

Yeah ? Well I just took a wank to some Japanese ****, and I'm typing this with my left hand. :rofl:

Those ******s were delicious.

Still have a little sauce in my beard.

Every way is possible of course but here is my rundown.



Thick sliced white bread ( Usually Warburtons)
Supermarket beans are fine but Heinz is the true way to go.
Any Supermarket branded cheese will do, Mild Coloured Cheddar though.


Grate the cheese.

You don't have to pre-heat the beans but if you really want to, microwave them for less than 1 Minute. - I apply them straight out of the tin, no heating.

I then use a pop up toaster to lightly toast the bread, that half toast half bread look.

Then lay your hybrid bread/toast out onto a tray and use a spoon to apply some beans to the toast.

Now you sprinkle your grated cheese over the top, covering the beans sufficiently but don't go overboard or underbaord.

Now you can add worcester sauce if you like but I only do it if the moon takes me.

Next phase is to stick it under the grill on your oven and let the cheese be grilled over the beans, you will have to work out your own preference to how well grilled you want your cheese, I usually let it go slightly brown.

Next take it out and let it cool for a minute or so and enjoy !

If you do it right you will love it, if you do it wrong it will slide right off the bread, all over the fookin place and the beans and their sauce will scaled your hand and any other body part it touches, DO NOT MAKE THIS IN THE NUDE !

Go on, try it.


P.S. I don't butter or margarine the bread, my other half does and she loves it, wheres I find the cheese and beans sauce sufficient enough !

Hahaha, brilliant that mate.

I shall give it a try tonight for my tea.

Hahaha, brilliant that mate.

I shall give it a try tonight for my tea.



The Force shall be with you tonight for Tea. Remember its a technique to be mastered.

Good luck and try not to have any slidy off the bread disasters, it just ruins it.

Missus, will ya, make me tea?
Make love to me?
Put on the telly?

To the BBC
To the BBC

Had it before, ****ing scrumptious.

Red how did you get on with your Cheesy Beans on toast ?

Did you get round to making it ?

Red how did you get on with your Cheesy Beans on toast ?

Did you get round to making it ?

Yes, see previous post LOL.

Yes, see previous post LOL.

Yeeeehaaaawwww !!!!:dance:

I'll stick to cheese toasties dipped into a cup of hot chocolate

infact potato scone and cheese toasties

i hate beans ,disgusting !!!

another idea here , cook up some bachelors super noodles , put them in circular bowl / oven proof dish and create a kind of gap in the middle , crack an egg into it and place in the oven for 15 minutes

sprinkle cheese over and put back in for 5 minutes , result !

You'll be rippin em in the morning..........

I'm going to make some more Cheesy Beans on Toast right now but I can't decide if I should have Tea, Coffee or Hot Chocolate with it.

:thinking:

I'm going to make some more Cheesy Beans on Toast right now but I can't decide if I should have Tea, Coffee or Hot Chocolate with it.

:thinking:

Have it with coffee, so you can **** your brains out.

Have it with half a bottle of Bells.

Well the coffee option gives me a detox right enough.

Unfortunately I don't have any Bells in at the moment, otherwise it would have been a good un'

I think I'll go for the ****ing my brains out option lads.

Have it with half a bottle of Bells.

So how was work being hung over?

So how was work being hung over?

Brilliant. I'm doing it again tomorrow.

And what of work do you do Oasis?

And what of work do you do Oasis?

Rent Boy. ..........

Rent Boy. ..........

Rent Boy?

Im an astronaut.

Rent Boy. ..........

How much for a tug and blow?

How much for a tug and blow?

Handjob = fiver

Blowjob = tenner

Anal sex = a score and for an extra 2 quid I'll swallow.