View Full Version : Cesaro's analysis of Daredevil


HockeyFighter
02-16-2004, 01:30 AM
Bullshido: this daredevil movie is trash
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAA
Vicmister17: yeah
Vicmister17: it's so horrible
Vicmister17: there is no flow
Vicmister17: no plot lines
Bullshido: this bullseye guy looks just like blue mike kogan
Vicmister17: HAAHHAAH
Bullshido: well except the thing on his forehead
Vicmister17: did you ever read what maddox said about it
Vicmister17: he tore it up so much and was totally right
Bullshido: no
Bullshido: the fight scenes look like matrix rip offs
Vicmister17: talking about how daredevil's father was a criminal sio why would anyone care if he died
Vicmister17: they should have been happy
Bullshido: hahaahahahahah
Vicmister17: and there is no reason for vengance
Bullshido: "nothign bad will happen, i promise"
Bullshido: then like 3 minutes later some old bald dude is laying dead in the street and shes crying on his chet
Bullshido: what a promise breaking blind ****
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA
Vicmister17: yeah
Vicmister17: how did he get all the money for his **** if he does pro bono work
Bullshido: now he's throwing a temper tantrum knocking stuff off the walls back in his weird looking apartment
Vicmister17: haahhahha
Vicmister17: it gets worse
Vicmister17: it's so horrible
Vicmister17: i wanna watch field of dreams
Bullshido: me too
Bullshido: oh no
Bullshido: that gay band is singing on the soundtrack
Bullshido: that whiney ***** goth band
Bullshido: evanmanencnennsnesencense
Vicmister17: hahhhahahhaahhahahahhhahahaaahhhahahaahaahahahahah aha
Vicmister17: withthe chick
Bullshido: what the ****
Bullshido: its pouring down rain but afflecks hair isn't moving
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Bullshido: now it finally started showing effects of the rain
Bullshido: but the waters rolling off his hair like he has duck feathers for hair
Bullshido: and this ladys a douche
Bullshido: she got in the car and said "drive" but didnt say anywhere to go
Bullshido: of course he knwos to drive
Bullshido: you dont get in the car adn sit there
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Bullshido: direct the guy
Bullshido: why does every super hero always become wanted for murder
Bullshido: and he has to do something to win the publics trust back
Bullshido: i hate characters like bullseye
Bullshido: because it always influences some guy living in a basement
Bullshido: i guarantee somebody, somewhere shaved their head and tried to develop a sharp object throwing mastery
Bullshido: they grew a goatee too
Vicmister17: HAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHA
Vicmister17: threw penuts trying to choke people
Bullshido: hahahahaha
Bullshido: oh god
Bullshido: this gay band is singing again
Bullshido: this slut is practicing her weapons
Bullshido: i wish i was really good at stabbing bags falling from the ceiling
Vicmister17: HHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA
Vicmister17: it's so horrible
Vicmister17: one of the worst movies i have ever watched in my lige
Vicmister17: life
Bullshido: what the hell could falling bags full of sand possibly simulate
Vicmister17: i have no idea
Bullshido: somehow bullseye just so happened to climb a ladder onto the top of a building
Bullshido: and stumbled upon the bravest rat in the world
Bullshido: it wouldn't move with all the vibrations and sound going on and a person infront of it
Bullshido: he had to hiss at it all evil like for it to runaway
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAH
Bullshido: since bullseye is such a bad dude the rat backed down
Bullshido: this may be the hugest matrix ripoff iv'e ever seen
Vicmister17: hahahahahahahahahaahhahahhha
Bullshido: all of the fight scenes are clearly stolen from it
Bullshido: goddamn thsi movie sucks
Bullshido: he was speaking all incoherently
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHHAAH
Bullshido: for like 32 minutes after that slut stabbed him
Bullshido: then the bullseye whistled from 6 miles away
Bullshido: then daredevil started speaking clearly
Vicmister17: hahahhhahahahahaha
Bullshido: she should have known better than to throw a knife at bullseye
Bullshido: because apparently he spends just as much time catching flying sharp objects as he does throwing sharpy objects
Vicmister17: HAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAH
Bullshido: now they're slugging it out on a roof top edge
Vicmister17: http://maddox.xmission.com/dare_devil.html
Bullshido: 2 days and totally irrelevant to the slugfest on the rooftop
Bullshido: daredevil moans and rolls over
Bullshido: then they cut back to the slut/bullseye fight
Bullshido: now daredevil is trying to do a pushup while bullseye performs a "trick"
Bullshido: which isn't really a trick that i can see
Bullshido: he just stabbed her in the stomacha nd pushed her down
Vicmister17: AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
Bullshido: there was nothing clever or fooling about it
Bullshido: there was no illusion
Bullshido: it didn't leave me wondering about what happened or who did it
Bullshido: i just can't consider that a trick
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Bullshido: it was a definite stab to the torso
Bullshido: and a definite push off the side of a building
Bullshido: then moments later a helicopter flew above
Bullshido: no tricks
Bullshido: stab, push, helicopter
Vicmister17: hahahhahaha
Bullshido: why does bullseye always assume that gay position
Bullshido: where he spreads his arms out
Bullshido: and slunches down to his right side
Bullshido: usually makes a "eeeeehhhhh" type sound while doing it
Vicmister17: HAHAHAAAHHAHA
Bullshido: oh god he just did the 1988 to him
Bullshido: it was the index point with a "You"
Bullshido: i call that the 1988
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Bullshido: bullseye clearly hasn't trained in blunt object bashing
Bullshido: he's trying to hit daredevil with some big pipe
Bullshido: its not working out too well for him
Bullshido: he hits everything but the blind guy that jumps off walls
Vicmister17: i hate how he got all pissed when he missed
Vicmister17: or has that happened yet
Bullshido: why are they ripping the matrix fight scenes off so badly
Vicmister17: "I............mmmmmmmmmised"
Bullshido: i never miss!
Bullshido: daredevil is doing something to get recharged
Bullshido: with a rose or something
Bullshido: daredevil is a *****
Vicmister17: haahahaha
Bullshido: a woman beat his ass
Bullshido: then he was getting ****ed up by bullseye until some unknown guy shot bullseye in the hand
Bullshido: daredevil is a piece of ****
Bullshido: how the **** does daredevil expect to lock up with a huge black dude and win when he can't beat anybody elses ass
Bullshido: he's the matsui of super heroes
Bullshido: he gets creamed by everybody but keeps fighting
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHAHA
Vicmister17: th chick is the real fighter
Vicmister17: they are making a movie about her
Vicmister17: i can never remember her name, i just call her electric nachos
Bullshido: bullseye was whooping his ass too until some dude shoot him in the hand
Bullshido: shot
Bullshido: bullseye got the best of him the entire movie
Bullshido: what the hell is this ****
Vicmister17: hahahahaah
Bullshido: its raining inside of the building or something
Bullshido: oh my god daredevil cant win anything without outside interference
Vicmister17: he's teh chuck liddell of superheros
Vicmister17: i feel like such a moron
Bullshido: DAREDEVIL IS A DIRTBAG
Bullshido: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Vicmister17: because i just realized you worte he was the matsui of heros like 2 seconds ago
Bullshido: he tried to hit the big black guy with something and missed
Bullshido: now he's acting like he missed on purpose
Bullshido: everybody knows he missed
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHA
Bullshido: blind **** has no aim
Bullshido: hahahahaahha this guy better get off his high horse
Bullshido: "tell people how you got beat by a blind man"
Bullshido: the blind man got lit up by a short bald dude and a woman
Bullshido: he has no room to talk
Bullshido: plus a salt/hail/sand/snow/pebble storm interfered with that fight
Bullshido: now he just threw a rose off a building for his dad
Bullshido: like that means anything
Bullshido: its just going to land in the street and get ran over by a taxi cab
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Bullshido: who made this movie
Bullshido: i want their email address
Bullshido: i've got a bone to pick
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHAHAH
Vicmister17: it's liek 4 minutes long too i think
Bullshido: he's talking about how he has faith in something
Vicmister17: but that is enough
Bullshido: if he wasn't blind he'd realize the thing giving him faith is a keychain
Bullshido: you can probably pick those up for $0.88 at the grocery store
Bullshido: it might be a necklace but i think its a keychain
Vicmister17: HAAHHHAAH
Bullshido: it looked cheap
Bullshido: i hate that reporter
Bullshido: ralphie from the sopranos
Vicmister17: HAHAH
Bullshido: he's bald but he hides behind gay hats
Vicmister17: joey pants
Bullshido: he thinks hes cool because he has yellow prescription eye glasses
Bullshido: this steamy pile of **** is going off
Bullshido: i had fun bashing that thing

Prince
02-16-2004, 01:32 AM
he's supposed to be a super hero but he cant do anything on his own. i thought part of being a super hero was having powers to overcome obstacles and stop the bad guys. this guy got totally manhandled by a woman then got ass****ed by bullseye until a silent sniper on a roof who had no legit reason to be there shot bullseye in the hand. he can't do anything on his own, he's no super hero. he might as well have been on welfare and rode the TAC bus.

Kempo Chris
02-16-2004, 02:06 AM
I love Jennifer Garner

nickeboy
02-16-2004, 08:26 AM
That was one of the worst movies ever...killed the poor comic book

Bluecifer
02-16-2004, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by Kempo Chris
I love Jennifer Garner

Me too, so BACK OFF!!!

Prince
02-16-2004, 02:02 PM
she's hot but a terrible actor, just like daredevil was a terrible movie. daredevil is the worst comic book character ever. nobody wants a hero thats a gimp, especially a gimp that gets his ass beat by everybody. abe simpson is more of a super hero than daredevil is.

handjobs4dollars
02-16-2004, 02:09 PM
Jennifer Garner isn't very good looking. She looks like somebody sucked all the fat out of her face. Injected it into her lips and left her looking like a crack whore.

Zen
02-16-2004, 07:44 PM
tldr

seldomTap
02-16-2004, 09:40 PM
Cesaro speaks the truth again