HockeyFighter
02-16-2004, 01:30 AM
Bullshido: this daredevil movie is trash
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAA
Vicmister17: yeah
Vicmister17: it's so horrible
Vicmister17: there is no flow
Vicmister17: no plot lines
Bullshido: this bullseye guy looks just like blue mike kogan
Vicmister17: HAAHHAAH
Bullshido: well except the thing on his forehead
Vicmister17: did you ever read what maddox said about it
Vicmister17: he tore it up so much and was totally right
Bullshido: no
Bullshido: the fight scenes look like matrix rip offs
Vicmister17: talking about how daredevil's father was a criminal sio why would anyone care if he died
Vicmister17: they should have been happy
Bullshido: hahaahahahahah
Vicmister17: and there is no reason for vengance
Bullshido: "nothign bad will happen, i promise"
Bullshido: then like 3 minutes later some old bald dude is laying dead in the street and shes crying on his chet
Bullshido: what a promise breaking blind ****
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA
Vicmister17: yeah
Vicmister17: how did he get all the money for his **** if he does pro bono work
Bullshido: now he's throwing a temper tantrum knocking stuff off the walls back in his weird looking apartment
Vicmister17: haahhahha
Vicmister17: it gets worse
Vicmister17: it's so horrible
Vicmister17: i wanna watch field of dreams
Bullshido: me too
Bullshido: oh no
Bullshido: that gay band is singing on the soundtrack
Bullshido: that whiney ***** goth band
Bullshido: evanmanencnennsnesencense
Vicmister17: hahhhahahhaahhahahahhhahahaaahhhahahaahaahahahahah aha
Vicmister17: withthe chick
Bullshido: what the ****
Bullshido: its pouring down rain but afflecks hair isn't moving
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Bullshido: now it finally started showing effects of the rain
Bullshido: but the waters rolling off his hair like he has duck feathers for hair
Bullshido: and this ladys a douche
Bullshido: she got in the car and said "drive" but didnt say anywhere to go
Bullshido: of course he knwos to drive
Bullshido: you dont get in the car adn sit there
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Bullshido: direct the guy
Bullshido: why does every super hero always become wanted for murder
Bullshido: and he has to do something to win the publics trust back
Bullshido: i hate characters like bullseye
Bullshido: because it always influences some guy living in a basement
Bullshido: i guarantee somebody, somewhere shaved their head and tried to develop a sharp object throwing mastery
Bullshido: they grew a goatee too
Vicmister17: HAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHA
Vicmister17: threw penuts trying to choke people
Bullshido: hahahahaha
Bullshido: oh god
Bullshido: this gay band is singing again
Bullshido: this slut is practicing her weapons
Bullshido: i wish i was really good at stabbing bags falling from the ceiling
Vicmister17: HHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA
Vicmister17: it's so horrible
Vicmister17: one of the worst movies i have ever watched in my lige
Vicmister17: life
Bullshido: what the hell could falling bags full of sand possibly simulate
Vicmister17: i have no idea
Bullshido: somehow bullseye just so happened to climb a ladder onto the top of a building
Bullshido: and stumbled upon the bravest rat in the world
Bullshido: it wouldn't move with all the vibrations and sound going on and a person infront of it
Bullshido: he had to hiss at it all evil like for it to runaway
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAH
Bullshido: since bullseye is such a bad dude the rat backed down
Bullshido: this may be the hugest matrix ripoff iv'e ever seen
Vicmister17: hahahahahahahahahaahhahahhha
Bullshido: all of the fight scenes are clearly stolen from it
Bullshido: goddamn thsi movie sucks
Bullshido: he was speaking all incoherently
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHHAAH
Bullshido: for like 32 minutes after that slut stabbed him
Bullshido: then the bullseye whistled from 6 miles away
Bullshido: then daredevil started speaking clearly
Vicmister17: hahahhhahahahahaha
Bullshido: she should have known better than to throw a knife at bullseye
Bullshido: because apparently he spends just as much time catching flying sharp objects as he does throwing sharpy objects
Vicmister17: HAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAH
Bullshido: now they're slugging it out on a roof top edge
Vicmister17: http://maddox.xmission.com/dare_devil.html
Bullshido: 2 days and totally irrelevant to the slugfest on the rooftop
Bullshido: daredevil moans and rolls over
Bullshido: then they cut back to the slut/bullseye fight
Bullshido: now daredevil is trying to do a pushup while bullseye performs a "trick"
Bullshido: which isn't really a trick that i can see
Bullshido: he just stabbed her in the stomacha nd pushed her down
Vicmister17: AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
Bullshido: there was nothing clever or fooling about it
Bullshido: there was no illusion
Bullshido: it didn't leave me wondering about what happened or who did it
Bullshido: i just can't consider that a trick
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Bullshido: it was a definite stab to the torso
Bullshido: and a definite push off the side of a building
Bullshido: then moments later a helicopter flew above
Bullshido: no tricks
Bullshido: stab, push, helicopter
Vicmister17: hahahhahaha
Bullshido: why does bullseye always assume that gay position
Bullshido: where he spreads his arms out
Bullshido: and slunches down to his right side
Bullshido: usually makes a "eeeeehhhhh" type sound while doing it
Vicmister17: HAHAHAAAHHAHA
Bullshido: oh god he just did the 1988 to him
Bullshido: it was the index point with a "You"
Bullshido: i call that the 1988
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Bullshido: bullseye clearly hasn't trained in blunt object bashing
Bullshido: he's trying to hit daredevil with some big pipe
Bullshido: its not working out too well for him
Bullshido: he hits everything but the blind guy that jumps off walls
Vicmister17: i hate how he got all pissed when he missed
Vicmister17: or has that happened yet
Bullshido: why are they ripping the matrix fight scenes off so badly
Vicmister17: "I............mmmmmmmmmised"
Bullshido: i never miss!
Bullshido: daredevil is doing something to get recharged
Bullshido: with a rose or something
Bullshido: daredevil is a *****
Vicmister17: haahahaha
Bullshido: a woman beat his ass
Bullshido: then he was getting ****ed up by bullseye until some unknown guy shot bullseye in the hand
Bullshido: daredevil is a piece of ****
Bullshido: how the **** does daredevil expect to lock up with a huge black dude and win when he can't beat anybody elses ass
Bullshido: he's the matsui of super heroes
Bullshido: he gets creamed by everybody but keeps fighting
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHAHA
Vicmister17: th chick is the real fighter
Vicmister17: they are making a movie about her
Vicmister17: i can never remember her name, i just call her electric nachos
Bullshido: bullseye was whooping his ass too until some dude shoot him in the hand
Bullshido: shot
Bullshido: bullseye got the best of him the entire movie
Bullshido: what the hell is this ****
Vicmister17: hahahahaah
Bullshido: its raining inside of the building or something
Bullshido: oh my god daredevil cant win anything without outside interference
Vicmister17: he's teh chuck liddell of superheros
Vicmister17: i feel like such a moron
Bullshido: DAREDEVIL IS A DIRTBAG
Bullshido: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Vicmister17: because i just realized you worte he was the matsui of heros like 2 seconds ago
Bullshido: he tried to hit the big black guy with something and missed
Bullshido: now he's acting like he missed on purpose
Bullshido: everybody knows he missed
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHA
Bullshido: blind **** has no aim
Bullshido: hahahahaahha this guy better get off his high horse
Bullshido: "tell people how you got beat by a blind man"
Bullshido: the blind man got lit up by a short bald dude and a woman
Bullshido: he has no room to talk
Bullshido: plus a salt/hail/sand/snow/pebble storm interfered with that fight
Bullshido: now he just threw a rose off a building for his dad
Bullshido: like that means anything
Bullshido: its just going to land in the street and get ran over by a taxi cab
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Bullshido: who made this movie
Bullshido: i want their email address
Bullshido: i've got a bone to pick
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHAHAH
Vicmister17: it's liek 4 minutes long too i think
Bullshido: he's talking about how he has faith in something
Vicmister17: but that is enough
Bullshido: if he wasn't blind he'd realize the thing giving him faith is a keychain
Bullshido: you can probably pick those up for $0.88 at the grocery store
Bullshido: it might be a necklace but i think its a keychain
Vicmister17: HAAHHHAAH
Bullshido: it looked cheap
Bullshido: i hate that reporter
Bullshido: ralphie from the sopranos
Vicmister17: HAHAH
Bullshido: he's bald but he hides behind gay hats
Vicmister17: joey pants
Bullshido: he thinks hes cool because he has yellow prescription eye glasses
Bullshido: this steamy pile of **** is going off
Bullshido: i had fun bashing that thing
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAA
Vicmister17: yeah
Vicmister17: it's so horrible
Vicmister17: there is no flow
Vicmister17: no plot lines
Bullshido: this bullseye guy looks just like blue mike kogan
Vicmister17: HAAHHAAH
Bullshido: well except the thing on his forehead
Vicmister17: did you ever read what maddox said about it
Vicmister17: he tore it up so much and was totally right
Bullshido: no
Bullshido: the fight scenes look like matrix rip offs
Vicmister17: talking about how daredevil's father was a criminal sio why would anyone care if he died
Vicmister17: they should have been happy
Bullshido: hahaahahahahah
Vicmister17: and there is no reason for vengance
Bullshido: "nothign bad will happen, i promise"
Bullshido: then like 3 minutes later some old bald dude is laying dead in the street and shes crying on his chet
Bullshido: what a promise breaking blind ****
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA
Vicmister17: yeah
Vicmister17: how did he get all the money for his **** if he does pro bono work
Bullshido: now he's throwing a temper tantrum knocking stuff off the walls back in his weird looking apartment
Vicmister17: haahhahha
Vicmister17: it gets worse
Vicmister17: it's so horrible
Vicmister17: i wanna watch field of dreams
Bullshido: me too
Bullshido: oh no
Bullshido: that gay band is singing on the soundtrack
Bullshido: that whiney ***** goth band
Bullshido: evanmanencnennsnesencense
Vicmister17: hahhhahahhaahhahahahhhahahaaahhhahahaahaahahahahah aha
Vicmister17: withthe chick
Bullshido: what the ****
Bullshido: its pouring down rain but afflecks hair isn't moving
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Bullshido: now it finally started showing effects of the rain
Bullshido: but the waters rolling off his hair like he has duck feathers for hair
Bullshido: and this ladys a douche
Bullshido: she got in the car and said "drive" but didnt say anywhere to go
Bullshido: of course he knwos to drive
Bullshido: you dont get in the car adn sit there
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Bullshido: direct the guy
Bullshido: why does every super hero always become wanted for murder
Bullshido: and he has to do something to win the publics trust back
Bullshido: i hate characters like bullseye
Bullshido: because it always influences some guy living in a basement
Bullshido: i guarantee somebody, somewhere shaved their head and tried to develop a sharp object throwing mastery
Bullshido: they grew a goatee too
Vicmister17: HAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHA
Vicmister17: threw penuts trying to choke people
Bullshido: hahahahaha
Bullshido: oh god
Bullshido: this gay band is singing again
Bullshido: this slut is practicing her weapons
Bullshido: i wish i was really good at stabbing bags falling from the ceiling
Vicmister17: HHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA
Vicmister17: it's so horrible
Vicmister17: one of the worst movies i have ever watched in my lige
Vicmister17: life
Bullshido: what the hell could falling bags full of sand possibly simulate
Vicmister17: i have no idea
Bullshido: somehow bullseye just so happened to climb a ladder onto the top of a building
Bullshido: and stumbled upon the bravest rat in the world
Bullshido: it wouldn't move with all the vibrations and sound going on and a person infront of it
Bullshido: he had to hiss at it all evil like for it to runaway
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAH
Bullshido: since bullseye is such a bad dude the rat backed down
Bullshido: this may be the hugest matrix ripoff iv'e ever seen
Vicmister17: hahahahahahahahahaahhahahhha
Bullshido: all of the fight scenes are clearly stolen from it
Bullshido: goddamn thsi movie sucks
Bullshido: he was speaking all incoherently
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHHAAH
Bullshido: for like 32 minutes after that slut stabbed him
Bullshido: then the bullseye whistled from 6 miles away
Bullshido: then daredevil started speaking clearly
Vicmister17: hahahhhahahahahaha
Bullshido: she should have known better than to throw a knife at bullseye
Bullshido: because apparently he spends just as much time catching flying sharp objects as he does throwing sharpy objects
Vicmister17: HAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAH
Bullshido: now they're slugging it out on a roof top edge
Vicmister17: http://maddox.xmission.com/dare_devil.html
Bullshido: 2 days and totally irrelevant to the slugfest on the rooftop
Bullshido: daredevil moans and rolls over
Bullshido: then they cut back to the slut/bullseye fight
Bullshido: now daredevil is trying to do a pushup while bullseye performs a "trick"
Bullshido: which isn't really a trick that i can see
Bullshido: he just stabbed her in the stomacha nd pushed her down
Vicmister17: AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
Bullshido: there was nothing clever or fooling about it
Bullshido: there was no illusion
Bullshido: it didn't leave me wondering about what happened or who did it
Bullshido: i just can't consider that a trick
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Bullshido: it was a definite stab to the torso
Bullshido: and a definite push off the side of a building
Bullshido: then moments later a helicopter flew above
Bullshido: no tricks
Bullshido: stab, push, helicopter
Vicmister17: hahahhahaha
Bullshido: why does bullseye always assume that gay position
Bullshido: where he spreads his arms out
Bullshido: and slunches down to his right side
Bullshido: usually makes a "eeeeehhhhh" type sound while doing it
Vicmister17: HAHAHAAAHHAHA
Bullshido: oh god he just did the 1988 to him
Bullshido: it was the index point with a "You"
Bullshido: i call that the 1988
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Bullshido: bullseye clearly hasn't trained in blunt object bashing
Bullshido: he's trying to hit daredevil with some big pipe
Bullshido: its not working out too well for him
Bullshido: he hits everything but the blind guy that jumps off walls
Vicmister17: i hate how he got all pissed when he missed
Vicmister17: or has that happened yet
Bullshido: why are they ripping the matrix fight scenes off so badly
Vicmister17: "I............mmmmmmmmmised"
Bullshido: i never miss!
Bullshido: daredevil is doing something to get recharged
Bullshido: with a rose or something
Bullshido: daredevil is a *****
Vicmister17: haahahaha
Bullshido: a woman beat his ass
Bullshido: then he was getting ****ed up by bullseye until some unknown guy shot bullseye in the hand
Bullshido: daredevil is a piece of ****
Bullshido: how the **** does daredevil expect to lock up with a huge black dude and win when he can't beat anybody elses ass
Bullshido: he's the matsui of super heroes
Bullshido: he gets creamed by everybody but keeps fighting
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHAHA
Vicmister17: th chick is the real fighter
Vicmister17: they are making a movie about her
Vicmister17: i can never remember her name, i just call her electric nachos
Bullshido: bullseye was whooping his ass too until some dude shoot him in the hand
Bullshido: shot
Bullshido: bullseye got the best of him the entire movie
Bullshido: what the hell is this ****
Vicmister17: hahahahaah
Bullshido: its raining inside of the building or something
Bullshido: oh my god daredevil cant win anything without outside interference
Vicmister17: he's teh chuck liddell of superheros
Vicmister17: i feel like such a moron
Bullshido: DAREDEVIL IS A DIRTBAG
Bullshido: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Vicmister17: because i just realized you worte he was the matsui of heros like 2 seconds ago
Bullshido: he tried to hit the big black guy with something and missed
Bullshido: now he's acting like he missed on purpose
Bullshido: everybody knows he missed
Vicmister17: HAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHA
Bullshido: blind **** has no aim
Bullshido: hahahahaahha this guy better get off his high horse
Bullshido: "tell people how you got beat by a blind man"
Bullshido: the blind man got lit up by a short bald dude and a woman
Bullshido: he has no room to talk
Bullshido: plus a salt/hail/sand/snow/pebble storm interfered with that fight
Bullshido: now he just threw a rose off a building for his dad
Bullshido: like that means anything
Bullshido: its just going to land in the street and get ran over by a taxi cab
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Bullshido: who made this movie
Bullshido: i want their email address
Bullshido: i've got a bone to pick
Vicmister17: HAHAHAHAHAH
Vicmister17: it's liek 4 minutes long too i think
Bullshido: he's talking about how he has faith in something
Vicmister17: but that is enough
Bullshido: if he wasn't blind he'd realize the thing giving him faith is a keychain
Bullshido: you can probably pick those up for $0.88 at the grocery store
Bullshido: it might be a necklace but i think its a keychain
Vicmister17: HAAHHHAAH
Bullshido: it looked cheap
Bullshido: i hate that reporter
Bullshido: ralphie from the sopranos
Vicmister17: HAHAH
Bullshido: he's bald but he hides behind gay hats
Vicmister17: joey pants
Bullshido: he thinks hes cool because he has yellow prescription eye glasses
Bullshido: this steamy pile of **** is going off
Bullshido: i had fun bashing that thing