View Full Version : Barbie and Ken split up.


Purity
02-14-2004, 03:36 PM
no joke- check it out (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040213/ap_on_re_us/barbie_breakup_11). she's even found a new fling. it's gonna be an austrailian boogy-boarder named blaine.

gee, what a great idea. let's envelop the idea into millions of children the acceptable "trend" of divorce. and why not do it with the most popular toy of the last 6 decades. after all, it's only fair to teach girls at a young age that it's just a natural part of life to split up with your husband and go after a younger man.

now i don't have children myself, but am i the only one who sees something a little....wrong with this idea?

Fallout
02-14-2004, 03:54 PM
I can see the new models now.

Divorce Barbie. Barbie comes will all of Kens things

Piedra
02-14-2004, 05:57 PM
This is what I call a plastic relation.

Curly Howard
02-15-2004, 02:12 AM
Wonder who got the dream house?

Kempo Chris
02-15-2004, 10:10 AM
Ken will soon become an alcoholic and spend all his remaining money after paying alamony on alcohol and prostitutes.

Purity
02-15-2004, 01:37 PM
don't forget the alimony that the judge ordered him to pay due to the punitive damages infliced upon barbie because she's left alone to drive the ferrari

Zen
02-16-2004, 08:17 PM
They were never married, Barbie waited 40 years for him to pop the question and it never happened. She decided to move on. Can you blame her?

seldomTap
02-17-2004, 01:58 AM
Ken will move into the crappy apartment complex with the dirty pool, while Barbie swans around with all his stuff...I bet she keeps their friends as well.