nance
02-13-2004, 09:57 PM
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1.I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to
love. And now
that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met
you
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for
me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you
go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back?
You'll probably
need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me..
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time
to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father
was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a
sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you
often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really
special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West
Virginia)
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I
can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband
1.I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to
love. And now
that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met
you
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for
me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you
go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back?
You'll probably
need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me..
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time
to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father
was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a
sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you
often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really
special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West
Virginia)
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I
can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband