I just realized that I don't have a gir friend or anybody I'm dating but I also don't have a single female friend. Women must not be able to stand me.

It's okay, Gman. There's always men.

You intimidate them. They feel they have nothing to offer you

Go out a mack a hoe...NOW


Hey GMAN...go to a bar on Vday. I can almost promise you *****

Can't I've banned myself from the bars and the weed and all most anything fun.

Originally posted by Gman
Can't I've banned myself from the bars and the weed and all most anything fun.

You're pretty much going to have to be rich then.

I'm planning on it. MAD ho's that I can pay for.

The worst thing is that today in class we were talking about accepting the fact that you're going to die. So right away I was thinking I need to get laid before I die, but what if I die next week.

Originally posted by Gman
I'm planning on it. MAD ho's that I can pay for.

The worst thing is that today in class we were talking about accepting the fact that you're going to die. So right away I was thinking I need to get laid before I die, but what if I die next week.

You're really not missing that much. I mean what's 1-2 minutes of pleasure really going to do for you?

Yeah I can last really long by myself why have to worry about somebody else.

Plus I don't know what I'm missing.

Yeah and sex doesn't even get really good till you're over 30 anyway

Do you go out to any clubs?

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Yeah and sex doesn't even get really good till you're over 30 anyway

Explain this to me.

That's a lie. I need to get a place near campus.

"Hey baby do you want to go home with me. Wait here while I call my dad to drive us home from the bar. My room is right next to my parents. It's only a 30 mintue drive. I live near the beach.

No alright :-( "



Oh man I can't wait to all the american girls are up here again.

Rape?

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Rape?

Rape is such a harsh word, I prefer surprize sex.

LOL...surprise sex...


Gman, I think I remember you saying a few weeks ago a nice lookin girl was walking toward you , you didn't know what to say, so you gave her your war face...as much as I pissed myself when I read it...'Hello' or 'Hi' or 'Hey' would have been a better response.

Girls don't always react great to intimidation

Originally posted by seldomTap

Girls don't always react great to intimidation

Seems to work for Mouse

I can't find moderation. Girls tend to either think I'm a pushover or that I'm imagining their heads impaled on a pike... both true.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Seems to work for Mouse

I guess there are exceptions to every rule...not every girl likes nipple clamps and butt plugs either

Originally posted by seldomTap
I guess there are exceptions to every rule...not every girl likes nipple clamps and butt plugs either

True but this might be something that Gman could look in to if the normal channels fail.

Good pojt...perhaps the BDSM scene is for him

I just had some bombastic sex. Ahhhhh.

I'm an evil evil man.

Originally posted by Gman
Rape is such a harsh word, I prefer surprize sex.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by Lei Tong
I can't find moderation. Girls tend to either think I'm a pushover or that I'm imagining their heads impaled on a pike... both true.

Dammit man you are a funny ****er. Just show the girls your true sense of humor and at least a couple will bob on your knob. Keepin' it real.

I'm Rick James *****es!!!

Originally posted by Gman
I just realized that I don't have a gir friend or anybody I'm dating but I also don't have a single female friend. Women must not be able to stand me.

i'll be your friend, grant :love:






















ok, maybe not, but you can still pretend

Originally posted by Gman
Rape is such a harsh word, I prefer surprize sex. HAHHAHAHAAHAHHA


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Not to rain on your parade G-man, but didn't someone use that line before. I can't remember who though....

I think I did read it some place else.

I HAVE THE REAL ANSWER!!!!!

JUST HATE THEM BACK.

if he starts hating women he might as well turn gay.

You've probably turned a few men gay

I'm never going to be gay.

dammit

Who's gay?

you

Surprise sex does sound much friendlier.

A rapiest is just a date that hasn't bought you dinner yet.

Originally posted by Gman
you

No way.

You betta pray! :cuss:

I've seen the pics of Nullo's woman.


No way he's gay

I have not seen these pics or a pic of nuno so what can I base this on.

I just told you

Jeeze share a floor with a guy for a week and your word still isn't good enough

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I've seen the pics of Nullo's woman.


No way he's gay

:)

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I just told you

Jeeze share a floor with a guy for a week and your word still isn't good enough

Did Tony ever steam clean the carpet after everyone left?

you can't get that smell out