seldomTap
02-12-2004, 11:12 PM
Craig Donaldson, 17, of Glasgow, Scotland had a little too much time on
his hands. One Saturday morning in October of 1999 while his parents had
left the house to go car shopping, Craig was overcome by the sort of
sexual desire only a deprived 17-year-old boy could have. He decided
that his usual "self service" material consisting of a back issue of
Playboy was not enough as he had become very frustrated. Just then he
remembered a story that his friend Jed had told him about a woman in a
****ographic movie who had applied peanut butter to her genitals and
allowed a trained dog to "clean" it off of her. Probably thinking to
himself, "mom and dad won't be home for hours!", Craig headed upstairs
to the kitchen only stopping to let Max, the family's 4-year-old
Doberman inside the house.
Craig searched for some peanut butter but couldn't find any, in fact
there was no fruit jam or margarine either. However, Craig did manage to
find a bowl of brown gravy from a pot roast dinner the night before. By
that time, Max had made his way into the kitchen, probably because of
the opening of the refrigerator door. Craig set a table chair in the
middle of the floor and put the gravy into the microwave to warm it up.
When the gravy was heated to just the right temperature, Max, the
Doberman, had caught a whiff and he began to salivate. Here is where
Craig's 17 year old sex drive overtook his senses...
He placed the heated bowl of gravy on the center of the table chair on
top of a paper towel. He called Max to come near and commanded him to
"sit" in front of him so that Max's head was at Craig's belt line. Craig
undid his belt, unbuttoned his pants and slid one leg out of his jeans
and underwear. He straddled the chair and the gravy and bent his knees a
little so that his testicles dropped into the warm gravy. With his
testicles covered with warm brown gravy and Max's mouth salivating there
was only one thing left to do...
Craig managed to arouse himself and when the time was right he called
for Max (who had been waiting patiently in front of him) to "clean" his
testicles while Craig attempted to "finish the job" manually. Everything
was going well until Craig suddenly heard the garage door opening. It
was his parents returning early. Craig was so shocked that he jumped up
and away from Max who was still licking up the remains of the gravy on
Craig's testicles.
(A week after this incident, obviously in a moment of reflection, Craig
told family members that he knew it had not been a good idea to tease
Max the Doberman with his treats by showing Max a biscuit and just when
Max reached for it...pulling the biscuit away because it had made Max
aggressive to take hold of a treat and not let go.)
Well, Craig learned his lesson the hard way because aggressive is what
all that teasing had made Max with his "treats". As soon as Craig had
jerked up at the sound of the garage door opening, Max grabbed a hold of
Blake's testicles which severed his scrotum leaving one of the testicles
dangling outside the skin. Without explanation, Craig passed out
immediately. His parents later described the scene as they walked into
the kitchen from the garage to the police.
"We had some groceries in our hands when we stepped into the kitchen and
saw our son half naked and bloody with an erection lying motionless
while Max was lapping up some gravy from a bowl that had spilled on the
floor." Craig was rushed to the Glasgow Royal Infirmary where doctors
were able to sew Craig's scrotum back together. Craig has since
recovered fully although he lost one of his testicles and is extremely
embarrassed.
It is not known at this time whether Craig's surviving testicle will
allow him to make his contribution to the gene pool.
--
Cheers to The Jake for sending me this
his hands. One Saturday morning in October of 1999 while his parents had
left the house to go car shopping, Craig was overcome by the sort of
sexual desire only a deprived 17-year-old boy could have. He decided
that his usual "self service" material consisting of a back issue of
Playboy was not enough as he had become very frustrated. Just then he
remembered a story that his friend Jed had told him about a woman in a
****ographic movie who had applied peanut butter to her genitals and
allowed a trained dog to "clean" it off of her. Probably thinking to
himself, "mom and dad won't be home for hours!", Craig headed upstairs
to the kitchen only stopping to let Max, the family's 4-year-old
Doberman inside the house.
Craig searched for some peanut butter but couldn't find any, in fact
there was no fruit jam or margarine either. However, Craig did manage to
find a bowl of brown gravy from a pot roast dinner the night before. By
that time, Max had made his way into the kitchen, probably because of
the opening of the refrigerator door. Craig set a table chair in the
middle of the floor and put the gravy into the microwave to warm it up.
When the gravy was heated to just the right temperature, Max, the
Doberman, had caught a whiff and he began to salivate. Here is where
Craig's 17 year old sex drive overtook his senses...
He placed the heated bowl of gravy on the center of the table chair on
top of a paper towel. He called Max to come near and commanded him to
"sit" in front of him so that Max's head was at Craig's belt line. Craig
undid his belt, unbuttoned his pants and slid one leg out of his jeans
and underwear. He straddled the chair and the gravy and bent his knees a
little so that his testicles dropped into the warm gravy. With his
testicles covered with warm brown gravy and Max's mouth salivating there
was only one thing left to do...
Craig managed to arouse himself and when the time was right he called
for Max (who had been waiting patiently in front of him) to "clean" his
testicles while Craig attempted to "finish the job" manually. Everything
was going well until Craig suddenly heard the garage door opening. It
was his parents returning early. Craig was so shocked that he jumped up
and away from Max who was still licking up the remains of the gravy on
Craig's testicles.
(A week after this incident, obviously in a moment of reflection, Craig
told family members that he knew it had not been a good idea to tease
Max the Doberman with his treats by showing Max a biscuit and just when
Max reached for it...pulling the biscuit away because it had made Max
aggressive to take hold of a treat and not let go.)
Well, Craig learned his lesson the hard way because aggressive is what
all that teasing had made Max with his "treats". As soon as Craig had
jerked up at the sound of the garage door opening, Max grabbed a hold of
Blake's testicles which severed his scrotum leaving one of the testicles
dangling outside the skin. Without explanation, Craig passed out
immediately. His parents later described the scene as they walked into
the kitchen from the garage to the police.
"We had some groceries in our hands when we stepped into the kitchen and
saw our son half naked and bloody with an erection lying motionless
while Max was lapping up some gravy from a bowl that had spilled on the
floor." Craig was rushed to the Glasgow Royal Infirmary where doctors
were able to sew Craig's scrotum back together. Craig has since
recovered fully although he lost one of his testicles and is extremely
embarrassed.
It is not known at this time whether Craig's surviving testicle will
allow him to make his contribution to the gene pool.
--
Cheers to The Jake for sending me this