View Full Version : Am thinking I should put up a profile on an internet dating site
seldomTap 02-11-2004, 01:06 AM Cause
A. I am bored
b. I like to toy with peoples minds...pity the poor fool who sends me some crappy message first
C. Am bored.
what essential lies and bull**** should I put in it? For instance...
What should my job be?
Height/Weight?
Interests??
I am thinking something like ...
" I am a guy in my late 20's who has grown tired of the meat markets and anonymous sexual encounters life has thrown me so far and am looking to cash it all in and find that one spcial lady to call my own."
Ideas?
ruffneck119 02-11-2004, 01:15 AM Ehhh why not?
VulgarTheClown 02-11-2004, 08:06 AM don't forget to mention that you LOVE anal
Leather 02-11-2004, 08:33 AM Originally posted by seldomTap
b. I like to toy with peoples minds...pity the poor fool who sends me some crappy message first
Perhaps you think your mind is supreme, perhaps they play with you without you don't know it, mastermind...
Aaron Bizarre 02-11-2004, 08:51 AM do it and then post the reply on here.
Mr. Beelzebub 02-11-2004, 09:45 AM I read those when I'm bored, but posting my own profile... I'm not that ****ing bored.
Leather 02-11-2004, 09:47 AM Primal Scream - "Some Velvet Morning"...
it rules!!!...
seldomTap 02-11-2004, 07:51 PM Originally posted by PANIKO
Perhaps you think your mind is supreme, perhaps they play with you without you don't know it, mastermind...
Believe me...some people I know have put profiles on these sites and they are far from rocket scientists...they would have trouble outsmarting a rodent
DOGGx0 02-11-2004, 07:57 PM www.love.com
i got a pop-up ad from this site the other day. i glanced while "bored". some aight lookin ladies. i was starting to register for the same reasons you are.... then it took too long so i said **** it. like bub said, i aint that ****ing bored. maybe this weekend i'll find myself in the same perdicament and follow through. i personally think that 99% of the people that go to those sites are desperate as all hell. at the same time, i'd like to consider myself as apart of that 1% that is'nt.
The Ensanity 02-11-2004, 07:59 PM post one as a woman to get alot of responses lol
then tell the dudes you are a dude. TOO FUNNY
seldomTap 02-11-2004, 11:15 PM Originally posted by xDOGGx
www.love.com
i got a pop-up ad from this site the other day. i glanced while "bored". some aight lookin ladies. i was starting to register for the same reasons you are.... then it took too long so i said **** it. like bub said, i aint that ****ing bored. maybe this weekend i'll find myself in the same perdicament and follow through. i personally think that 99% of the people that go to those sites are desperate as all hell. at the same time, i'd like to consider myself as apart of that 1% that is'nt.
I have caught this...I tried, but I couldn't be tossed answering 300 questions about myself.
As for posting one as a chick, I leave for AIM convo...
GhosT^x0 02-11-2004, 11:17 PM Sign up on Friendster or MySpace.
Both are free, neither say "I'm desperate, date me" outright, and they're both a lot of fun... and both make it easy to meet people / find people you know.
The Ensanity 02-11-2004, 11:25 PM im on myspace...im going to delete it soon
handjobs4dollars 02-11-2004, 11:27 PM BWHAHAHAHAHH online *****.
GhosT^x0 02-11-2004, 11:35 PM Confucious say: Man who get no ***** in real life, wise not to laugh at ***** on internet.
handjobs4dollars 02-11-2004, 11:44 PM **** you *****.
GhosT^x0 02-11-2004, 11:46 PM If you could, you'd actually be gettin some.
Then you'd have room to laugh at internet *****.
DOGGx0 02-12-2004, 12:12 PM Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Confucious say: Man who get no ***** in real life, wise not to laugh at ***** on internet.
hahahhaha. ghost^x0wn3d.
handjobs4dollars 02-12-2004, 12:14 PM Dave owns nothing.
The Ensanity 02-12-2004, 12:32 PM and if you do a profile, make sure they know you like a girl with BIG TITTIES!!!
TITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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