View Full Version : Am thinking I should put up a profile on an internet dating site


seldomTap
02-11-2004, 01:06 AM
Cause

A. I am bored

b. I like to toy with peoples minds...pity the poor fool who sends me some crappy message first

C. Am bored.

what essential lies and bull**** should I put in it? For instance...

What should my job be?
Height/Weight?
Interests??

I am thinking something like ...
" I am a guy in my late 20's who has grown tired of the meat markets and anonymous sexual encounters life has thrown me so far and am looking to cash it all in and find that one spcial lady to call my own."

Ideas?

ruffneck119
02-11-2004, 01:15 AM
Ehhh why not?

VulgarTheClown
02-11-2004, 08:06 AM
don't forget to mention that you LOVE anal

Leather
02-11-2004, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by seldomTap


b. I like to toy with peoples minds...pity the poor fool who sends me some crappy message first



Perhaps you think your mind is supreme, perhaps they play with you without you don't know it, mastermind...

Aaron Bizarre
02-11-2004, 08:51 AM
do it and then post the reply on here.

Mr. Beelzebub
02-11-2004, 09:45 AM
I read those when I'm bored, but posting my own profile... I'm not that ****ing bored.

Leather
02-11-2004, 09:47 AM
Primal Scream - "Some Velvet Morning"...

it rules!!!...

seldomTap
02-11-2004, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by PANIKO
Perhaps you think your mind is supreme, perhaps they play with you without you don't know it, mastermind...

Believe me...some people I know have put profiles on these sites and they are far from rocket scientists...they would have trouble outsmarting a rodent

DOGGx0
02-11-2004, 07:57 PM
www.love.com

i got a pop-up ad from this site the other day. i glanced while "bored". some aight lookin ladies. i was starting to register for the same reasons you are.... then it took too long so i said **** it. like bub said, i aint that ****ing bored. maybe this weekend i'll find myself in the same perdicament and follow through. i personally think that 99% of the people that go to those sites are desperate as all hell. at the same time, i'd like to consider myself as apart of that 1% that is'nt.

The Ensanity
02-11-2004, 07:59 PM
post one as a woman to get alot of responses lol


then tell the dudes you are a dude. TOO FUNNY

seldomTap
02-11-2004, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by xDOGGx
www.love.com

i got a pop-up ad from this site the other day. i glanced while "bored". some aight lookin ladies. i was starting to register for the same reasons you are.... then it took too long so i said **** it. like bub said, i aint that ****ing bored. maybe this weekend i'll find myself in the same perdicament and follow through. i personally think that 99% of the people that go to those sites are desperate as all hell. at the same time, i'd like to consider myself as apart of that 1% that is'nt.

I have caught this...I tried, but I couldn't be tossed answering 300 questions about myself.

As for posting one as a chick, I leave for AIM convo...

GhosT^x0
02-11-2004, 11:17 PM
Sign up on Friendster or MySpace.

Both are free, neither say "I'm desperate, date me" outright, and they're both a lot of fun... and both make it easy to meet people / find people you know.

The Ensanity
02-11-2004, 11:25 PM
im on myspace...im going to delete it soon

handjobs4dollars
02-11-2004, 11:27 PM
BWHAHAHAHAHH online *****.

GhosT^x0
02-11-2004, 11:35 PM
Confucious say: Man who get no ***** in real life, wise not to laugh at ***** on internet.

handjobs4dollars
02-11-2004, 11:44 PM
**** you *****.

GhosT^x0
02-11-2004, 11:46 PM
If you could, you'd actually be gettin some.

Then you'd have room to laugh at internet *****.

DOGGx0
02-12-2004, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Confucious say: Man who get no ***** in real life, wise not to laugh at ***** on internet.

hahahhaha. ghost^x0wn3d.

handjobs4dollars
02-12-2004, 12:14 PM
Dave owns nothing.

The Ensanity
02-12-2004, 12:32 PM
and if you do a profile, make sure they know you like a girl with BIG TITTIES!!!

TITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!