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no. write a book instead. something like this one...

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The doctor is in the hizouse

My balls and penis are dry...how should I moisten them?

I'll do that too, but I'll cahrge for that. This thread is for the peeps of Global and did I mention that it is FREE OF CHARGE!

Originally posted by The Ensanity
My balls and penis are dry...how should I moisten them?

Any houselhold lotion or axle grease commonly found in the garage should do the trick, however it is VERY important not to use an EXFOLIATING lotion or your dick will shed it's skin like a bloody snake and you won't be able to **** or jack off for week or two, trust me on this one. I should mention though that if you can handle the discomfort your dick will look BRAND SPANKIN' NEW when it heals!

Dr. Blue... I am about to go to South America for 10 days; I was just wondering...Do you think it's safe to get maad blow jobs without a helmet while there, or am I risking contracting some STDs.

okay. i currently have my penis pierced. no, i am not joking. and most know that i train mma and such....

when i am rolling, and most know this from bjj... is that you are moving all over the place... which in turn sends the tip of my dick into my shaft (the turtle effect), and it seems to be because of the piercing. see, the piercing is right under the head, and tends to take the skin up and around it when being moved around for 2-3 hours.

my question is... should i take out the piercing? afterall, it draws mad attention, look hella beautiful and gets the girlies wet when they hear about it. When they get the chance to see it, its like a kid in a candy shop. Keep that in mind when replying. Thank you, Dr. Dawg.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Dr. Blue... I am about to go to South America for 10 days; I was just wondering...Do you think it's safe to get maad blow jobs without a helmet while there, or am I risking contracting some STDs.

WHERE A HELMET BOY! Or at least check the mouth for bloody sores!!! BJ's are safer than anal and regular ****ing but you can still get herpes. If she's only like 14 though you should be ok though, are you going to Costa Rica?

Originally posted by xDOGGx
okay. i currently have my penis pierced. no, i am not joking. and most know that i train mma and such....

when i am rolling, and most know this from bjj... is that you are moving all over the place... which in turn sends the tip of my dick into my shaft (the turtle effect), and it seems to be because of the piercing. see, the piercing is right under the head, and tends to take the skin up and around it when being moved around for 2-3 hours.

my question is... should i take out the piercing? afterall, it draws mad attention, look hella beautiful and gets the girlies wet when they hear about it. When they get the chance to see it, its like a kid in a candy shop. Keep that in mind when replying. Thank you, Dr. Dawg.


JAYBUS!!! Uh, can you put it on and take it off at will? Dick metal and Bjj sounds dangerous, but then MAAAD ***** is good, I would say wear a cup even though it's uncomfortable..tough call.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
JAYBUS!!! Uh, can you put it on and take it off at will? Dick metal and Bjj sounds dangerous, but then MAAAD ***** is good too...tough call.

i can put it on and take it off at will, however its like any piercing... you do that so many times and your just gonna irritate the area, which leaves an open passage for infections.

I would say then go with a cup. A little disomfort beats an infection and a torn up dick any day of the week.