Seriously.


***** beats ass, 10 out of 10 times.

discuss

yer right. end of discussion.

Anal is good cause it is 3 degrees warmer, has 6 extra muscles and is degrading to women

Originally posted by seldomTap
Anal is good cause it is 3 degrees warmer, has 6 extra muscles and is degrading to women still a waste of time...***** is better than the road less traveled


ps- you know too much about the ASS

***** rocks I agree...but if you want to have complete and utter ownage for life over a girl...ass love is the best way.

Even if you split and you see her out with another guy and she is trying to piss you off, you can laugh and wink...she will know that you and all your buddies know she takes it in the ass like a champ and even though she would never admit it, she backed it up like a truck so you could jam more in...'good' girls havre a thing about this. SKanks don't care

the joys of anal are finally outlined by seldom. wushu couldn't get it right despite the 1,000's of references on here, sherdog, and ironlife.

Yes, seldom is right. Strictly a power trip for the ego.

I think my ego is stoked enough...If Im no longer with a *****, its seriously her fault. She will NEVER find better than me.

Anal isnt for me

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Seriously.


***** beats ass, 10 out of 10 times.

discuss

your crazy!!!

tho i do say i get more turned on talkin the girl into lettin me do it thatn actually doin it

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
your crazy!!!

tho i do say i get more turned on talkin the girl into lettin me do it thatn actually doin it Im just not into the butt hole....I just dont get the big hoopla over it. I get off more on other things than getting balls deep in ass

balls deep in the boody rules!

so does balls deep in the cooter

but i love balls deep in the female oral cavity

You could have yet some of us find this out for are self.

I have to agree that I thought anal sex would have been better when I tried it many moons ago. It was tight but it also felt dirty.

Anal is hte ****. I'll never forget the first time I skeeted in my wife's ass....I actually had tears in my eyes

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
It was tight but it also felt dirty.

***** is better cause is moist, warm and much cleaner. The pooper is cool for ownage, but loses the coolness the first time you see doodoo on your shwartz....

Originally posted by Nuno
***** is better cause is moist, warm and much cleaner. The pooper is cool for ownage, but loses the coolness the first time you see doodoo on your shwartz.... SO ****IN TRUE

**** is a turn off for me

Seeing lil **** chucks when you pull out is nasty

the ass i've ****ed was preaty damn good. i couldnt compare it to *****. its just not the same. however, i'd do it again. this thread is referencing the wrong ****. its like saying ***** is better than head. sure. whatever. i like it all. no need to compare. a hole is a hole. no complaints on this side of the table.

Ejaculating in a women's ass is the best feeling in the world

Every ass I've banged has been clean too, never saw **** chunks on my dick. I just agree it's somewhat overated, never said i didn't like it. Actually the only negative involving it to me is that it usually means the end of the night when it comes to sucking and ****ing, cause I'm not crazy about any ass to mouth action. That'd have to be one nasty slut.

It just kicks ass doing a girl in her ass, especially if she is all lubed up. There is something just kick ass about it. I have only done it once but ****! It was great!

It turns me on knowing a girl will let me do her proper in her three major orifices.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Seeing lil **** chucks when you pull out is nasty

you and nunu are obviously doin it with the wrong females. i've never seen one trace of **** on anything i've owned.

You probably haven't done this as often......

Originally posted by Nuno
You probably haven't done this as often......

nah. i just don't **** any woman in the ass. shes gotta be clean. if i peal back her butt cheeks and shes got crusties.... i'm flippin em back together and runnin home. also, if they chick comes off like a whore... i won't even ****, let alone stick it in her ass. classy women take it in the poop shoot too. not just the average slut.

Oh there be ****....trust me


You probably aint paid attention


small **** particulars on the bed is nasty...

Originally posted by xDOGGx
nah. i just don't **** any woman in the ass. shes gotta be clean. if i peal back her butt cheeks and shes got crusties.... i'm flippin em back together and runnin home. also, if they chick comes off like a whore... i won't even ****, let alone stick it in her ass. classy women take it in the poop shoot too. not just the average slut. Clean women have ****...trust me...they booboo when you aint around

I normally perform the white napkin test after my first insertion. Lets me know for sure if it's safe....

no. clean women eat fiber and fiber cleans the colon. BOOM!

Originally posted by xDOGGx
no. clean women eat fiber and fiber cleans the colon. BOOM! So you make sure all you women eat shredded wheat in the morning? Bang?

Fruit and fiber will do it..

This thread fuuckin' OWNZ! Seldom brings up some excellent points, still I prefer the cooter to the **** pit. Not to say I wouldn't bury my **** in the right ass if the timing and bungholoe were right.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
So you make sure all you women eat shredded wheat in the morning? Bang?

might sound weird to say, but any female i engage in butt sex with, i know preaty well. some tramp off the street aint gettin my little soldier plugged in her dump. hells-to-the-nizzo. shes gotta be preaty classy, well groomed, and worth it.

I've been trying to get the tushy from my future wife..but some stupid ass girl told her it feels like u have to ****...so now she is skeptical about doing it b/c she is afraid she is gonna **** on my little guy...

I would plug Gman coz he's a virgin and I would always have that "I owned you already" mojo goin' on.

No I don't take it in the ass. Besides I would arm bar you with my small man jiu-jitsu.

Don't be coy, you know you want me, don't worry, I'll be gentle.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Don't be coy, you know you want me, don't worry, I'll be gentle.

How can u be gentle when you have a MAADDDD ****?

Ssssshhhhh! Gman isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer! I'm hoping we won't be able to put 2 and 2 together!!!!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Ssssshhhhh! Gman isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer! I'm hoping we won't be able to put 2 and 2 together!!!!

LMAO....:lol3: :lol3:

You could always have her clean her ass very good before you take the plunge down her pooper. Like I said I only did it once (well the other time this girl made me stop because it hurt her and she bled a little). Anyways, I didn't get literal **** on my dick. I am pretty sure she cleaned herself out before.

I have heard some chicks can only O if you do them in the ass. I want to meet one of those.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Ssssshhhhh! Gman isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer! I'm hoping we won't be able to put 2 and 2 together!!!!

Look at the size of blue dawg, MADD size for him is small comparied to somebody of my size. When you think about it, I have the MADD ****.

This thread wins the award for the most repulsive thread ever.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
I have heard some chicks can only O if you do them in the ass. I want to meet one of those.

Lol, I think this is only true if the "chick" your ass plugging has a prostate.

I think I was listening to Love Line on the radio and some chick was like "is it normal that I can easily get an orgasm when I get ****ed in the butt?"

And some other talk show too. I know you guys have heard of girls like this.

Originally posted by Bella
This thread wins the award for the most repulsive thread ever.

Look at Bellas avatar and then read this post over. It's just not convincing. I think she likes it!

I wish that we got loveline some other time then mondays at 9:00 p.m.

Originally posted by nickeboy9
I've been trying to get the tushy from my future wife..but some stupid ass girl told her it feels like u have to ****...so now she is skeptical about doing it b/c she is afraid she is gonna **** on my little guy... HAHHAHA, my wife says the samething. She tells me it feels like she ahs to take a massive dump

Originally posted by Wushu
HAHHAHA, my wife says the samething. She tells me it feels like she ahs to take a massive dump

I was supposed to get that when we got engaged..that was 2 months ago..I might take the ring back and sew her for breach of contract!!

Originally posted by nickeboy9
I was supposed to get that when we got engaged..that was 2 months ago..I might take the ring back and sew her for breach of contract!! Can't blame you there man. :)

Just make her take a shower and get all nice and clean before hand, problem solved.

I think Bella is kidding herself with the 'Most repulsive thread' comment...I think she forgets some of Magic mans inner thoughts and mine on having sex with down syndrome amputees..

And for those with **** dick problems, one word...enema