Thankfully none of the kids are mine...but is kinda weird that I saw all 3 of them inside the last 2 weeks, after not having seen them for years (one of them 8 years since I saw her) and all 3 of them are pregnant at about the same stage.

What is ****ed is that all 3 of them looked at me in a strange hlaf pity/half feel sorry for kind fo way when they asked me if I had any kids or was married and I answered "Thank **** no"...

Is it really that weird to be nearly 28 and not have any wife or kids? I thought it was pretty normal...it would appear as I look around my friends and acquaintances, maybe not..

Blue Dawg, help me out here brother!

Most people feel that life isn't complete unless you have procreated and I personally feel that if you don't want kids, then it's your choice. Better not to be a parent than have a kid you don't want and be a bad one. We have enough of that already.

A buddy of mine is 26 and has two daughters

Dude, its all up to you. It's your life. Your defining in life is yet to be found I bet. As, long as your happy. Them judging you doesn't mean ****. Besides there must have been a reason for breaking up with them.

I'm 26 and many of my friends are getting married, but that isn't affecting me. Hell, I don't want kids until I'm in my early 30's.

I know a few guys that are like 19/20 and have kids.

My brother was 18 when they had my nephew.

Hey my mom was 20 when she had me.

I wonder how many of us guys really use condoms with our significant others?

I think it's normal not to be 28 and not be married or have kids

Originally posted by agfa
I wonder how many of us guys really use condoms with our significant others?

**** condoms. Birth control pills are the shiznizzle.

By the time I'm finished school I'll be like 25. I'll need time to enjoy my momey and pay off some student loans.

I don't want kids till i am at least 30

no kids till i'm 40

The world is and will never be ready for my offspring. Although, I'm sure one day I'll bring about armageddon when my spawn is born.

Originally posted by Squezze
**** condoms. Birth control pills are the shiznizzle.

after much consideration...i've decided i dont want kids until im in my early 30's. thats suppose to be the best time to have them. you're more laid back and can handle more of the stress.

Thanks all, just as I thought.

My folks had me kinda late (for the 70s late. Mum was 31 and Dad 34). Looking at a lot of things about it all now I think they only had me cause they didn't want to get too old and regret not having kids, I don't think they ever really wanted to be parents at all (my old man has confirmed this with me in a moment of half drunkeness)...**** that, if and when I ever father some demon spawn, it will be because I want them 100%, not on the off chance that I may regret it later.

Honestly, I have no quarrel growing up to be an old guy sitting at the corner of the bar alone

Originally posted by Exotica
after much consideration...i've decided i dont want kids until im in my early 30's. thats suppose to be the best time to have them. you're more laid back and can handle more of the stress.

Need somebody to give you those kids?

back of the line pal...

Originally posted by seldomTap
back of the line pal...

:lol1: i never knew there WAS a line to begin with

Guaging from the amount of internet **** measuring contests that are going on here in whichever thread you are in (or any other female for that matter...apart from Madcrewmom) I would assume the line up would be of some length.

I have been here a while and I can vouch for some of these guys...if you are after references...just ask me

Originally posted by seldomTap
Guaging from the amount of internet **** measuring contests that are going on here in whichever thread you are in (or any other female for that matter...apart from Madcrewmom) I would assume the line up would be of some length.

I have been here a while and I can vouch for some of these guys...if you are after references...just ask me

:lol1: you all are too much like annoying brothers to me...that just seems wrong.

if your brothers spoke to you the way some of this crowd does...then I pray for future generations in your family...

Originally posted by seldomTap
if your brothers spoke to you the way some of this crowd does...then I pray for future generations in your family...

naaaaaah, not like that more like a kinda...i dont take them seriously just laugh at it and go on kinda thing.

so your brothers don't ask for ass pictures of you and try and guess your boob size?

That is a good thing...you seem too normal for two headed children

Originally posted by seldomTap
so your brothers don't ask for ass pictures of you and try and guess your boob size?

That is a good thing...you seem too normal for two headed children

considering my brother is 4....nah

but yea, i know you all are just ****in around. its not like im taking all of this seriously. its the internet.

very true...believe nothing on here

Originally posted by seldomTap
very true...believe nothing on here

its all in fun, hun ;)

**** off.....

http://www.globalmma.com/Kaps/MeVitor.jpg

I make fun of people on the internet. Just ask Ben or any member of ATT that read my posts on the UG. I'm a prick and I love it.

http://www.mad.dusnet.de/pics_klein/homer_und_scorpio.jpg

Hank is a criminal mastermind

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Scorpio ****ing owned. Best episode ever.

I wish he was my boss...I would happily work for Globex

I have to disagree HockeyFighter, the best episode ever is when George Bush Sr. Moves in across the street, or possibly the one when Bart joins the Big Brother program....

Originally posted by kaps
, or possibly the one when Bart joins the Big Brother program....


I wonder whatever happened to Pepsi??

I love you Pepsi....
It's Pepi....
Yeah....

The big brother one is pretty good with the fighting and stuff. The shark eating the starfish was good.

George Bush episode was also good.

I think Scorpio ranks above them all though. Just for his evilness and the fact that he won. I love that episode. The pockets of sugar, killing james bond, the hammok complex. All classics.

it was James Bont I think you will find...Homer dropped him like a bad habit

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe?

One a more serious note......this thread when from having childern, to exocita getting hit on, to the Simpsons.

I think its a good thing that most of the people on this forum don't want childern

Homer if you could kill somebody on your way out I would really appreciat it.

Homer: Hey whats going on here?
Scorpio: Just having alittle trouble with the goverment.
Homer: The goverment always pushing around the small business man.

Originally posted by seldomTap
Thankfully none of the kids are mine...but is kinda weird that I saw all 3 of them inside the last 2 weeks, after not having seen them for years (one of them 8 years since I saw her) and all 3 of them are pregnant at about the same stage.

What is ****ed is that all 3 of them looked at me in a strange hlaf pity/half feel sorry for kind fo way when they asked me if I had any kids or was married and I answered "Thank **** no"...

Is it really that weird to be nearly 28 and not have any wife or kids? I thought it was pretty normal...it would appear as I look around my friends and acquaintances, maybe not..

Blue Dawg, help me out here brother!

HELL NO! Dude, I'd feel sincerely relieved as if I had just dodged 3 bullets! You just recreate that same look of 1/2 sorry 1/2 pity and take it as a confirmation that your instincts are right on the money.

Thank you Blue...I knew you would give solid words of advice at this time