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Okay. I just came home from my gf's house. I'm beat and just want to go to bed. So i turn down my street, so i decide to paralle park. So i get into the spot but iddn't realize the car behind was so close and i gave it a love tap. But thats not the best part! The car waiting to pass me was a Cop. A ****ing cop. Well he was like, theres no dmg and just leave a note just in case. I was like sure officer. Ill write it up now. As he drives away, i get back into my car and pull my car into the parking lot down the street and said **** writing a note.
Reverend Love needs to teach you a lesson in honesty and integrity. Send him $19.95 and your sin will be forgive and your soul will be saved.
I say smooth move Tom!
HockeyFighter 02-07-2004, 03:18 AM I once had a door get away from me in high winds and smoked this ****ing car next to me at a mall. Left a nice dint. I moved my truck and have never spoken of the incident.
Fallout 02-07-2004, 03:40 AM Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I once had a door get away from me in high winds and smoked this ****ing car next to me at a mall. Left a nice dint. I moved my truck and have never spoken of the incident.
THAT WAS YOU?! ****ER
ruffneck119 02-07-2004, 02:01 PM I could see if you damaged it but if no harm done it's cool. Getting your car scratched or dented is the worst thing ever!!!
I ****ing get pissed. Cowards.
Curly Howard 02-07-2004, 02:39 PM You need to show up around here more Tom
astroboy 02-08-2004, 10:15 PM i hate hit n run fockers
Purity 02-08-2004, 11:34 PM that kinda gives me a good idea though....
we should be dicks and just write letters and put em on random cars:
"dear sir, last night i hit your car while trying to park. first off, i'm really sorry. second, i was too tired to see if anything got damaged. i mean, i know my car is ok but you may just wanna check yours out too. like i said, i'm really sorry. feel free to call me if you see anything dented or broken."
then just don't leave a number.
HockeyFighter 02-09-2004, 12:19 AM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA
realkaps 02-09-2004, 12:25 AM Hey, I hit your car, and Im just writing this fake note so the people who seen dont call the cops......
Purity 02-09-2004, 12:30 AM LMAO!!! i'm soooo doing this tomorrow. seriously!
DOGGx0 02-09-2004, 11:50 AM Originally posted by Tom
Okay. I just came home from my gf's house. I'm beat and just want to go to bed. So i turn down my street, so i decide to paralle park. So i get into the spot but iddn't realize the car behind was so close and i gave it a love tap. But thats not the best part! The car waiting to pass me was a Cop. A ****ing cop. Well he was like, theres no dmg and just leave a note just in case. I was like sure officer. Ill write it up now. As he drives away, i get back into my car and pull my car into the parking lot down the street and said **** writing a note.
people like you are the reason why my car is turning into a piece of ****.
handjobs4dollars 02-09-2004, 12:41 PM You own a truck.
Allison 02-09-2004, 12:55 PM I hit the same car three times in the employee parking lot over a two year period when I worked for Toyota.
DOGGx0 02-09-2004, 01:03 PM Originally posted by Gman
You own a truck.
and thats why people think its okay to key my car and bump into it repeatedly, like its a ****in bolder or somethin. like it aint gonna budge or crack. **** you.
Exotica 02-09-2004, 02:08 PM Originally posted by xDOGGx
and thats why people think its okay to key my car and bump into it repeatedly, like its a ****in bolder or somethin. like it aint gonna budge or crack. **** you.
what about 'bumping' into a co-workers car while leaving work?
hmm...
Purity 02-09-2004, 02:58 PM golden bear hit dogg's truck once. it was pretty funny.
Carlao 02-09-2004, 05:26 PM What about bumping with a co-worker after work?
ruffneck119 02-09-2004, 05:35 PM Originally posted by Carlao
What about bumping with a co-worker after work?
Did you at least leave a note and a $20 after?
Purity 02-09-2004, 06:26 PM Originally posted by Carlao
What about bumping with a co-worker after work?
are you referring to fuzzies or fendors?
Fallout 02-09-2004, 06:44 PM Originally posted by Purity
golden bear hit dogg's truck once. it was pretty funny.
I remember Dave posting pictures of that actually
Didn't it finally remove some ***ish bummer sticker you had put on there to piss Adam off?
realkaps 02-09-2004, 08:33 PM Scooter tramp......
Originally posted by xDOGGx
people like you are the reason why my car is turning into a piece of ****.
Awww. Poor little baby...
Cry me a river.
***.
DOGGx0 02-10-2004, 11:49 AM i hate you all. and yes, i just recently backed up into a co-workers car. thanks. **** you. bye.
Exotica 02-10-2004, 11:52 AM Originally posted by xDOGGx
i hate you all. and yes, i just recently backed up into a co-workers car. thanks. **** you. bye.
:lol1: ahhh, the memories
Originally posted by xDOGGx
i hate you all. and yes, i just recently backed up into a co-workers car. thanks. **** you. bye.
Sweet man!
DOGGx0 02-10-2004, 12:36 PM Originally posted by Tom
Sweet man!
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