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Tom
02-07-2004, 02:50 AM
Okay. I just came home from my gf's house. I'm beat and just want to go to bed. So i turn down my street, so i decide to paralle park. So i get into the spot but iddn't realize the car behind was so close and i gave it a love tap. But thats not the best part! The car waiting to pass me was a Cop. A ****ing cop. Well he was like, theres no dmg and just leave a note just in case. I was like sure officer. Ill write it up now. As he drives away, i get back into my car and pull my car into the parking lot down the street and said **** writing a note.

Zen
02-07-2004, 03:05 AM
Reverend Love needs to teach you a lesson in honesty and integrity. Send him $19.95 and your sin will be forgive and your soul will be saved.

I say smooth move Tom!

HockeyFighter
02-07-2004, 03:18 AM
I once had a door get away from me in high winds and smoked this ****ing car next to me at a mall. Left a nice dint. I moved my truck and have never spoken of the incident.

Fallout
02-07-2004, 03:40 AM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I once had a door get away from me in high winds and smoked this ****ing car next to me at a mall. Left a nice dint. I moved my truck and have never spoken of the incident.

THAT WAS YOU?! ****ER

ruffneck119
02-07-2004, 02:01 PM
I could see if you damaged it but if no harm done it's cool. Getting your car scratched or dented is the worst thing ever!!!

I ****ing get pissed. Cowards.

Curly Howard
02-07-2004, 02:39 PM
You need to show up around here more Tom

astroboy
02-08-2004, 10:15 PM
i hate hit n run fockers

Purity
02-08-2004, 11:34 PM
that kinda gives me a good idea though....
we should be dicks and just write letters and put em on random cars:

"dear sir, last night i hit your car while trying to park. first off, i'm really sorry. second, i was too tired to see if anything got damaged. i mean, i know my car is ok but you may just wanna check yours out too. like i said, i'm really sorry. feel free to call me if you see anything dented or broken."

then just don't leave a number.

HockeyFighter
02-09-2004, 12:19 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

realkaps
02-09-2004, 12:25 AM
Hey, I hit your car, and Im just writing this fake note so the people who seen dont call the cops......

Purity
02-09-2004, 12:30 AM
LMAO!!! i'm soooo doing this tomorrow. seriously!

DOGGx0
02-09-2004, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by Tom
Okay. I just came home from my gf's house. I'm beat and just want to go to bed. So i turn down my street, so i decide to paralle park. So i get into the spot but iddn't realize the car behind was so close and i gave it a love tap. But thats not the best part! The car waiting to pass me was a Cop. A ****ing cop. Well he was like, theres no dmg and just leave a note just in case. I was like sure officer. Ill write it up now. As he drives away, i get back into my car and pull my car into the parking lot down the street and said **** writing a note.

people like you are the reason why my car is turning into a piece of ****.

handjobs4dollars
02-09-2004, 12:41 PM
You own a truck.

Allison
02-09-2004, 12:55 PM
I hit the same car three times in the employee parking lot over a two year period when I worked for Toyota.

DOGGx0
02-09-2004, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by Gman
You own a truck.

and thats why people think its okay to key my car and bump into it repeatedly, like its a ****in bolder or somethin. like it aint gonna budge or crack. **** you.

Exotica
02-09-2004, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by xDOGGx
and thats why people think its okay to key my car and bump into it repeatedly, like its a ****in bolder or somethin. like it aint gonna budge or crack. **** you.

what about 'bumping' into a co-workers car while leaving work?

hmm...

Purity
02-09-2004, 02:58 PM
golden bear hit dogg's truck once. it was pretty funny.

Carlao
02-09-2004, 05:26 PM
What about bumping with a co-worker after work?

ruffneck119
02-09-2004, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Carlao
What about bumping with a co-worker after work?

Did you at least leave a note and a $20 after?

Purity
02-09-2004, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by Carlao
What about bumping with a co-worker after work?

are you referring to fuzzies or fendors?

Fallout
02-09-2004, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Purity
golden bear hit dogg's truck once. it was pretty funny.

I remember Dave posting pictures of that actually

Didn't it finally remove some ***ish bummer sticker you had put on there to piss Adam off?

realkaps
02-09-2004, 08:33 PM
Scooter tramp......

Tom
02-09-2004, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by xDOGGx
people like you are the reason why my car is turning into a piece of ****.

Awww. Poor little baby...



Cry me a river.









***.

DOGGx0
02-10-2004, 11:49 AM
i hate you all. and yes, i just recently backed up into a co-workers car. thanks. **** you. bye.

Exotica
02-10-2004, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by xDOGGx
i hate you all. and yes, i just recently backed up into a co-workers car. thanks. **** you. bye.


:lol1: ahhh, the memories

Tom
02-10-2004, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by xDOGGx
i hate you all. and yes, i just recently backed up into a co-workers car. thanks. **** you. bye.



Sweet man!

DOGGx0
02-10-2004, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Tom
Sweet man!

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