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handjobs4dollars
02-05-2004, 08:11 PM
Had to pick inbetween saving a fellow global members life or having to go back in time to britney spears 18th birthday party. She's drunk and she keeps walking up to you and saying "I can't be a virgin anymore, take me right here in front of everybody." whats your choice and why?

Pick any member as an example:

seldomTap
02-05-2004, 08:16 PM
I would save you Gman...I would save you cause it would kill your mother if you died and she brings much laughter to the table.

As for anyone else, I would rather be poppin cherries

Tanner Rhoden
02-05-2004, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Gman
Had to pick inbetween saving a fellow global members life or having to go back in time to britney spears 18th birthday party. She's drunk and she keeps walking up to you and saying "I can't be a virgin anymore, take me right here in front of everybody." whats your choice and why?

Pick any member as an example:

Nice knowing you, Gman.

DOGGx0
02-05-2004, 08:31 PM
http://www.model-cafe.com/photos/may/001.jpg

juzre
02-05-2004, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by xDOGGx
http://www.model-cafe.com/photos/may/001.jpg
thank you for saving this thread.

Fallout
02-05-2004, 09:39 PM
It depends what member.

I would save several peoples lives from this forum over ****ing Brittany

seldomTap
02-05-2004, 09:56 PM
me??

Fallout
02-05-2004, 09:58 PM
Do you have breasts and a viagina?

seldomTap
02-05-2004, 10:11 PM
Sadly no...but I know people that have

The Ensanity
02-06-2004, 12:09 AM
She's a virgin??? Naaaaah, virgins are NO FUN. Waste of a nut. She'd piss me off

seldomTap
02-06-2004, 12:49 AM
I would save you Ensanity cause you are the token black guy around here...and this place needs variety.

Nuno
02-06-2004, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
She's a virgin??? Naaaaah, virgins are NO FUN. Waste of a nut. She'd piss me off

Werd, virgins are way overrated. Popping the cherry is mad hard work. Plus she will be in too much pain to enjoy it....

handjobs4dollars
02-06-2004, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Nuno
Werd, virgins are way overrated. Popping the cherry is mad hard work. Plus she will be in too much pain to enjoy it....

Isn't that the fun of it.

Nuno
02-06-2004, 11:55 AM
No. It's better the second time, after it's been broken in...

handjobs4dollars
02-06-2004, 11:56 AM
Go back for second in a hour then. Holy **** it's a simple question.

Bluecifer
02-06-2004, 01:30 PM
I'd let Hockey die, but would probably save everybody else's life.

Bluecifer
02-06-2004, 01:40 PM
Except Exoticas.

The Ensanity
02-06-2004, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Nuno
No. It's better the second time, after it's been broken in... Not really....***** still dont know how to ****


I want a ***** that had atleast 3 partners

One to brake her open, the second one to teach her how to ****, and a guy that cant **** for ****....nah mean?

Tanner Rhoden
02-06-2004, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Not really....***** still dont know how to ****


I want a ***** that had atleast 3 partners

One to brake her open, the second one to teach her how to ****, and a guy that cant **** for ****....nah mean?

You are learning, grasshopper.

ruffneck119
02-06-2004, 02:04 PM
I would impregnate Britney, not just **** wildly I would get that woman pregnant.

Nuno
02-06-2004, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
...nah mean?

Yeah...having to training them is just extra work.

Exotica
02-06-2004, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Except Exoticas.

kewl, i'd take brit over you, too

i hear she likes girls anyway

Nuno
02-06-2004, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Exotica
kewl, i'd take brit over you, too

i hear she likes girls anyway

menage a trois?

Exotica
02-06-2004, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by Nuno
menage a trois?

:lol1: yea, i'd approve