My friends asking a better way to tell this girl without offending her that her coochie needs a breath mint or douche or something. She's been asking why he hasn't gone down on her yet? While she has. I told him to take her to the shower. He says he's tried that already but sometimes theres no shower to be found. LOL...

Originally posted by agfa
My friends asking a better way to tell this girl without offending her that her coochie needs a breath mint or douche or something. She's been asking why he hasn't gone down on her yet? While she has. I told him to take her to the shower. He says he's tried that already but sometimes theres no shower to be found. LOL...

that sucks. does she just not take care of herself or what? there really is no 'un-offending' way to tell her, but he should be open and comfortable enough to just be able to tell her straight out.

Originally posted by agfa
My friends asking a better way to tell this girl without offending her that her coochie needs a breath mint or douche or something. She's been asking why he hasn't gone down on her yet? While she has. I told him to take her to the shower. He says he's tried that already but sometimes theres no shower to be found. LOL...


Tell him to finger her and then take the smelly finger to her nose during fourplay


see if that works...

WHY WOULD YOU BE WITH A GIRL WITH A SMELL COOHIE??

Its not my girl. But damn.. I'd give her like some douche present for valentines or something.

Your friend huh?

Originally posted by agfa
Its not my girl. But damn.. I'd give her like some douche present for valentines or something. that was just an OPEN question... Has her ***** ALWAYS stank?


Can he do better?

I dunno, never met the girl. But I've seen his past girls. They were pretty bangable. I'll have to go check one of these days.

If I was him, I'd act like I wanted to have a nice romantic shower with her. Then I'd Zest her stank puss

if its really that bad, i hope she stays away from leather pants...

I had the same problem before when I was a teen. I broke up with the chick. I was ****ing paranoid for years. I didn't start eating out girls. Until, I met my girl now. That must have been like 5 or 7 years.

Tell him to look for someone else and trick her off when he got a fine new piece of ass

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Your friend huh?

It's always a friend of a friend...kinda like the one time my friend had crabs and wanted me to find out about it........

Maybe if he put a clothes pin on his nose and then went down on her she would get the picture that fish belong in the sea

Originally posted by nickeboy9
Maybe if he put a clothes pin on his nose and then went down on her she would get the picture that fish belong in the sea

i wouldn't suggest that. the smell could be because of some funky fungus or bacteria she has growin down there.

Originally posted by nickeboy9
Maybe if he put a clothes pin on his nose and then went down on her she would get the picture that fish belong in the sea HE STILL GOES DOWN!!!!!


WHAT A RETARD!!!!

Maybe if "he" just stops giving her pleasure in any way downstairs? Maybe that will kind of clue her in?

Breath mint and hope for the best.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
HE STILL GOES DOWN!!!!!


WHAT A RETARD!!!!

It was a joke I didn't mean it literally!!!

Or theirs the use of food in sex. Add some whipped cream or whatever and it may mask the smell.

Tell him to tell her to close her eyes before he goes down...then call the dog over to do the dirty deed...

He said he has never gone down there. He said the first time he tried to it smelled like sanitation. So, he dare not venture. Not even yoda and the force can handle that.

Originally posted by agfa
He said he has never gone down there. He said the first time he tried to it smelled like sanitation. So, he dare not venture. Not even yoda and the force can handle that.

So "he'll" settle for a smelly/swamp ****?

just tell him to have sex w/her then make her go down him on. maybe she'll understand then.

Originally posted by Exotica
just tell him to have sex w/her then make her go down him on. maybe she'll understand then.

great idea...might be the best advice yet...;)

LoL... What if she doesn't even notice cuz its her own smell.

I bet exotica cooter smells like a rose.





















Man she's going to be pissed.

Originally posted by Exotica
just tell him to have sex w/her then make her go down him on. maybe she'll understand then.

Brilliant!!

But, what if her own smell doesn't bother her? It's kind of like when you take a **** and you can somehow sit in there for hours.....or when you fart in a car or elevator full of people.....you know the smell is going to kill them even though it doesn't bother you.....actually, it's a very nice smell to you.

I wonder if you girls complain about us down their? All my past girls always said my dick smells like the soap I used that day. I'am an Irish Spring man myself.

she may not notice, but its worth a shot.

he'd still be getting some ass and a blow job, i doubt he'd refuse to try.

Originally posted by agfa
I wonder if you girls complain about us down their?

Like anything would change if they did say something to a guy?

"Oh, I'm sorry, baby. I'll go to the store tomorrow and get something for it."

In reality you do something stupid like roll some deodorant over your pubes and get on with it.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Brilliant!!

But, what if her own smell doesn't bother her? It's kind of like when you take a **** and you can somehow sit in there for hours.....or when you fart in a car or elevator full of people.....you know the smell is going to kill them even though it doesn't bother you.....actually, it's a very nice smell to you.

That made me laugh. Everybody like thier own blend.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden

In reality you do something stupid like roll some deodorant over your pubes and get on with it.

:lol1: you ever accidently tasted deodorant? she'd probably complain more then.

For sure.......kind of like when you run out of toilet paper so you yell to someone in the house to bring you a roll......as soon as you open the door that other person goes, "whew!!!! Did something die in there?" And you're thinking to yourself, "doesn't bother me. Time for another magazine"

tell him to give her one of those bath and body works gift sets and add feminine spray subtley into the set.

tell him NOT to buy her silk underwear for any present. He will suffer a great injustice.

tell him to buy her this
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shop/tools/img/items/KRA16LOTDK009.01.jpg

If the girl is washing and still has an odor, there may be something more going on down there. I'd go with the "taking a shower together" thing.