Last night a few of my comrads desided to go to a local watering hole, a.k.a: Strip Bar. Some **** head named Matt Lare came in claiming to be an UFC fighter. To top it off he claimed to be the heavy weight champ, that is not all. This ****ing retard had a replica belt with him to fake the funk all the way.

I told him that a guy named Tim Silvia might have a problem with him impersonating the UFC Hvy Wght Champ and he said: Nah I just beat him last weekend.

My friends had to pull me out since I was about to kill this **** tard. Lord let me find him I'll fight his liying ass at the next AFC.

Arggggg!!!

Oh **** I forgot I think I might be able to get a picture of him with the belt and one of the dancers. I so want to kill this jerk!!!!

You have to be a sad individual to pull some **** like that.

Yeah everybody knows I'm the heavyweight champ.

I hate lying sacks of **** like that

What a gaymo...

I kinda feel for the guy, not getting any recognition for being the new UFC champ. Seems kinda ****ed up

Originally posted by Gman
Yeah everybody knows I'm the heavyweight champ.

nah, its really me

I actually recognize that guys name....Matt Lare....where in the hell do I know that name from? Did this happen down in south, FL?

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I actually recognize that guys name....Matt Lare....where in the hell do I know that name from? Did this happen down in south, FL? Wasn't that the dude we had that threes...er nevermind

Tanner for the love of God yes it did at Aphrodites in Delray. Yes South Florida, tell me that you have his contact number or gym.

I'm so going to **** this guy up.

Beat his ass

ttt for carlao

This reminds me of the time I tapped Nog behing close doors. I had to sign a waiver stating I wouldn't tell anyone.....

Originally posted by Wushu
This reminds me of the time I tapped Nog behing close doors. I had to sign a waiver stating I wouldn't tell anyone.....

Same thing happened with me when I tapped Rickson......

The difference is that I will put it on DVD for sale.

Try typing Matt Lare on google, seems his UFC name was KOR.. Check it out before you track him down... Save you a trip to the emergency room...

haha why are you army>?

this is ancient stuff lol dafuk is matt lare?

The difference is that I will put it on DVD for sale.

Don't f*ck around and get your ass beat....:spank:

Damn, this thread was made before the new King Kong came out.

Come to think of it this thread had had six birthdays! :fest30:

Some of the things that go through my head...:nonono::rofl:

Carlao is a trainer at American Top Team in Florida. Quit bringing up old ****...