I ALWAYS hated ****ting at work...If I can, Ill hold it till I get home...but sometimes its just too much.

****ting is a personal thing that need to be done at home...plus I cant think good on the work john

I **** at work all the time. It's on my daily things to do while at work now.

The bathrooms at my job are gross, but I watched the guy who cleans them, and now know he does it around 8am, if I have to go, I do it then.....

I have had to **** a few times at work, but mainly I agree wtih Charles. ****ting is an experience that needs to be done in firmilar suroundings. I need to feel relaxed and comfortable. Plus I need something to read

Originally posted by Tom
I **** at work all the time. It's on my daily things to do while at work now.

Agreed, I try to **** multiple times at work. Getting compensated to **** is great. Relax, bust out the cellie and play a little black jack. On a good day I'll **** 2 or 3 times at work.

I **** at bars in Mexico......

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I **** at bars in Mexico...... you are not human

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I **** at bars in Mexico......

You are the bravest man on the planet

Nope, but I also live about 1 minute from were I work.

I **** anywhere...work, other peoples houses, doctors surgerys, football stadiums, parklands, rivers...I don't care. The world is my toilet

Originally posted by seldomTap
I **** anywhere...work, other peoples houses, doctors surgerys, football stadiums, parklands, rivers...I don't care. The world is my toilet

somehow, I am not shocked by this

Originally posted by seldomTap
I **** anywhere...work, other peoples houses, doctors surgerys, football stadiums, parklands, rivers...I don't care. The world is my toilet

Yes, agreed.

I would **** on your chest if you laid still long enough and I had eaten some fibre

Originally posted by seldomTap
I would **** on your chest if you laid still long enough and I had eaten some fibre

Can I call you Britney?

As long as I jettison my bowels, you can call me anything

rock on

sweet...if I come to America, I will be sure to eat heaps of dried fruit and drink massive amounts of rum...surefire way to a bowel full of stinky fun

Prune juice too.

that is a given

Where is Wushu? I would love this thread

I always take a 30 min. **** break right between my lunch and my coffee break.

Originally posted by Zen
Agreed, I try to **** multiple times at work. Getting compensated to **** is great. Relax, bust out the cellie and play a little black jack. On a good day I'll **** 2 or 3 times at work.

Zen just described me except I'm reading a magazine.

Originally posted by Allan the Magic Goose
Where is Wushu? I would love this thread This thread is the ****! Anyway I never **** at work. For some odd reason, I just can only **** at my house.

I do, but I hate doing it. The men's rest room is right in front of the front desk so the front desl girls get too watch me disappear for 45 min utes.

there's no shame in my game. Yesterday I went to the bathroom for my scheduled **** break and there was no f'n toilet paper. I must have spent about :30 looking for the janitor, and since I couldn't find him I started asking the girls in the wearehouse if they knew where the TP was. I took a nice, long dump...now everytime I go into the warehouse, the girls there giggle when they see me.

Hahahahahahahaha!!

Sometimes while I'm sitting there, I here people walk out without washing their hands. I can tell who they are by their shoes so I know who to stay away from....

I crapped in the disabled toilet at work the other day cause all the stalls in the mens were full...as I was leaving after leaving about 5 pounds of skank in the bowl, the one disabled guy in my building rolls into there...I held the door for him then quickly shut him in...he has been giving me death stares since

I'll only **** at work if it's an emergency. I work at Wal-Mart, so you can imagine the mess the bathrooms are in.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
there's no shame in my game. Yesterday I went to the bathroom for my scheduled **** break and there was no f'n toilet paper. I must have spent about :30 looking for the janitor, and since I couldn't find him I started asking the girls in the wearehouse if they knew where the TP was. I took a nice, long dump...now everytime I go into the warehouse, the girls there giggle when they see me. LMAO!! Beelzebub is straight pimpin!

We have nice bathrooms.

Originally posted by Squezze
I'll only **** at work if it's an emergency. I work at Wal-Mart, so you can imagine the mess the bathrooms are in.

wal-mart bathrooms are ALWAYS nasty


now i know why