View Full Version : And yet another disasterous date
Purity 02-03-2004, 01:40 AM she came over, had a great dinner, a few margaritas and some wine.
it started raining. then it rained harder. then it started POURING.
so by the time she was heading out i decided to walk her out to her car. we were coming up on a huge puddle and we decided to hop over it.....
only to hop directly into a VERY huger puddle. actually, more like a pond. anyways, to make a long story short, she ate ****, took me down with her and we both went down. down into the pond.
this will never end.
The Ensanity 02-03-2004, 01:48 AM You just have ****TY luck...Dude, that just dont happen to anyone.
Go out and buy a 4 leaf clover
DOGGx0 02-03-2004, 12:09 PM hahahhahaha. that ****ing owns. i wish i could've been there to see that. it woulda top'd the night off after seeing american idol and tappin out mad folks. good **** last night. haha.
handjobs4dollars 02-03-2004, 01:08 PM Amercian idol is gay
Aaron Bizarre 02-03-2004, 01:09 PM you should have gotten her "out of those wet clothes". she could have gotten sick.
handjobs4dollars 02-03-2004, 01:17 PM Get warm by the fire
Purity 02-03-2004, 01:40 PM Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
you should have gotten her "out of those wet clothes". she could have gotten sick.
****.
****!!!!!
Wushu 02-03-2004, 01:53 PM A real gentleman would've put his coat over the puddle. You need some pimpin classes :)
Wushu 02-03-2004, 01:54 PM Actually, I wouldn't use my coat. **** that
Purity 02-03-2004, 01:59 PM yeah snap outt've it john. this aint the 50's. i aint casa****ingblanca. gee, while we're at it, why don't i just lay down in the puddle and let her step over my face.
Wushu 02-03-2004, 02:05 PM Originally posted by Purity
yeah snap outt've it john. this aint the 50's. i aint casa****ingblanca. gee, while we're at it, why don't i just lay down in the puddle and let her step over my face. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, my bad:lol2:
ruffneck119 02-03-2004, 02:07 PM I would have pushed her in... then laughed.... then run her a hot bath and then dick her down.
Bluecifer 02-03-2004, 02:17 PM Originally posted by Purity
yeah snap outt've it john. this aint the 50's. i aint casa****ingblanca. gee, while we're at it, why don't i just lay down in the puddle and let her step over my face.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Originally posted by Purity
anyways, to make a long story short, she ate ****, took me down with her and we both went down. down into the pond.
So your not going to see her again?
DOGGx0 02-03-2004, 02:38 PM Originally posted by Gman
Amercian idol is gay
no. american idol is hella funny. mad untalented, idiots get up and make fools of themselves and get pissed. its actually quite amuzing.
Purity 02-03-2004, 02:44 PM Originally posted by Nuno
So your not going to see her again?
no we probably will. she wasn't mad. we actually were laughing about it.
Originally posted by Purity
no we probably will. she wasn't mad. we actually were laughing about it.
Then what's so disasterous about it? If anything you both got a good laugh out of it.
Purity 02-03-2004, 02:51 PM yeah. i guess this one was disasterous but not really disasterous. different form of disaster. a GOOD form, y'know?
kinda like beer.
beer's bad for you but it KICKS ASS. so this was like a beer date.
DOGGx0 02-03-2004, 02:53 PM g-r-e-a-t.
HockeyFighter 02-03-2004, 02:57 PM American Idol is ****ing funny as ****.
Wushu 02-03-2004, 03:41 PM That Paula Abdul *** made me want to kill myself.
DOGGx0 02-03-2004, 07:48 PM nonono. that guy that was serious when he was spankin his own ass singin... "i'm too sexy for my shirt". what was even better was all the rejects and their excuses. 80% of them had a cold. lol.
nance 02-03-2004, 09:58 PM Originally posted by Purity
no we probably will. she wasn't mad. we actually were laughing about it.
Laughter is a great aphrodisiac ;-)
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