View Full Version : About my MAAAAAD ****...


Bluecifer
02-02-2004, 05:45 PM
I love it! Sometimes it's soft, sometimes it's hard enough to cut diamonds, it's very beautiful and almost never lets me down! ALL BOW DOWN TO MY MAAAAD ****!!! ALL HAIL THE BLUE ****!!!!!I WILL KNIGHT THEE WITH MY MAAAAAD **** OR I WILL SMITE THE DISOBEDIENT AND THE INSOLENT WITH MY MAD **** FOR YOUR LACK OF HUMILITY !!!!

Nuno
02-02-2004, 05:48 PM
:- l

Bluecifer
02-02-2004, 05:48 PM
*smiting nuno with MAAAD *****

QUIET INFIDEL!!!!

The Mouse
02-02-2004, 05:50 PM
Get over yourself, you're worse than a stuck-up blonde from P.V. that always talks about her reputation and all that crap. But in your case it's your penis. You sound insecure to me since you went out of your way to start a thread about it telling us how big it is, as if we care.

:fu:

Nuno
02-02-2004, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
*smiting nuno with MAAAD *****

QUIET INFIDEL!!!!

*cringes in fear*
























































:- l

Bluecifer
02-02-2004, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by Mouse
Get over yourself, you're worse than a stuck-up blonde from P.V. that always talks about her reputation and all that crap. But in your case it's your penis. You sound insecure to me since you went out of your way to start a thread about it telling us how big it is, as if we care.

:fu:

I never said anything about size





*SMITES MOUSE W/MAAAAD *****

GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE BIZOTCH!!!

Mr. Beelzebub
02-02-2004, 05:53 PM
*flings poo*

Bluecifer
02-02-2004, 05:54 PM
*wipes forehead, gets ready to smite*

Wushu
02-02-2004, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
*smiting nuno with MAAAD *****

QUIET INFIDEL!!!! http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040127/i/r394614577.jpg

Curly Howard
02-02-2004, 05:56 PM
I got all of the Gracie BJJ tapes. The series from basics to advanced. I can't wait to make a peanut butter sammich and go watch them while I lay on the couch

Bluecifer
02-02-2004, 05:57 PM
*Knights Wushu*

Rise sir Wushu....You are knighted....I give you the right to bear arms, meet justice and drill poop chutes....

Bluecifer
02-02-2004, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
I got all of the Gracie BJJ tapes. The series from basics to advanced. I can't wait to make a peanut butter sammich and go watch them while I lay on the couch

Where? Did you order them and pay the $400? *gets penis ready*

Mr. Beelzebub
02-02-2004, 05:58 PM
HAMAS 4 LIFE, fool

Zen
02-02-2004, 06:06 PM
If you invested all the money you've spent in strip clubs you may be retired. Your penis has led you astray.

Bluecifer
02-02-2004, 06:10 PM
It's true, at times my penis has shown exceedingly poor judgement and is not good with finances......but it's just so darn adorable I can't stay mad at the blue staff of rightousness for long!!!

Bluecifer
02-06-2004, 04:12 PM
Touch it...

nickeboy
02-06-2004, 04:20 PM
is it true that when u turn 25 your penis gradutes as is now called a ****???

Bluecifer
02-06-2004, 04:22 PM
It's true. The breakdown is like this:
18 and under=peepee
24 and under=penis
25 and up= MAAAAAAD ****
60and up=MAAAAAAAAAD raisin.

Mr. Beelzebub
02-06-2004, 04:23 PM
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

MAAAD COCCKKKK

nickeboy
02-06-2004, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
It's true. The breakdown is like this:
18 and under=peepee
24 and under=penis
25 and up= MAAAAAAD ****
60and up=MAAAAAAAAAD raisin.


This chart should be posted from now on in every sex ed class...:)

DOGGx0
02-06-2004, 07:15 PM
http://www.target.com.au/img/mka_win/mkawin1_r1_c2.jpg