View Full Version : **** at the video store


Exotica
02-02-2004, 01:57 PM
i work at a pretty big video store in not exactly the best part of town...dont know if that has anything to do w/this or not but there is ALWAYS at LEAST 6 or 7 (usually the same ones every couple of days) old guys that come in every night and get at least 5 diff **** vids. ok fine...but they have to be back in 2 days...so how in the hell...they must be busy.

the worst was this really nasty guy that came in last night. smelled like ****. was in the back room for probably about 45 mins. gets 3 she-male tapes and 2 anal sex tapes and then leaves....guy i works w/goes to put back some tapes and theres a trail of **** going from the **** room to the bathroom...it was time for me to leave so i didn't have to deal with it.

lonely old men scare me

Prince
02-02-2004, 01:58 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

I'm a lonely young guy, you should probably be frightened of me also.

Exotica
02-02-2004, 02:00 PM
thats another thing...

for how many younger guys that talk about all the **** they watch, theres NEVER anyone under say mid 40's that comes in to get ****. its odd.

Carlao
02-02-2004, 02:01 PM
Online **** is better

Fallout
02-02-2004, 02:01 PM
The younger generation downloads there ****

Prince
02-02-2004, 02:01 PM
because old people are stupid and don't know what the internet is. you would be surprised how dumb old people really are.

i've been peddling **** on the internet since i was 13

Exotica
02-02-2004, 02:06 PM
old people are stupid then. online **** is actually a much, much better idea. free **** is much smarter than paying 3.99 for each vid u get.

i've actually been turned against ****. the **** room scares me. you go in there...its all cold and really really quiet and youre surrounded buy everything from transvestites to 300lb naked women. not to mention everytime i go back there to put back movies i have this terrible need to wash my hands...

Prince
02-02-2004, 02:09 PM
i'm glad you agree that old people are incredibly stupid. i wish more people would just accept this. i'm so glad i'm only 18.

handjobs4dollars
02-02-2004, 02:10 PM
Man I was click on this thread thinking it was going to be really hot. Now I'm sad :-(

Prince
02-02-2004, 02:11 PM
there's nothing hotter than a steamy trail of mushed meatloaf.

Prince
02-02-2004, 02:11 PM
oh god, i just found one of the hottest chicks ever. i've had a mcdonalds cup sitting on my desk for like 4 weeks and i looked over and on the side of it is one of the most beautiful asian girls to ever exist.

Exotica
02-02-2004, 02:14 PM
asian chicks look like they're 12...how can u find that hot?

nance
02-02-2004, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
i'm glad you agree that old people are incredibly stupid. i wish more people would just accept this. i'm so glad i'm only 18.

Confucious say.....You too, will be old one day.:lol1:

handjobs4dollars
02-02-2004, 02:14 PM
So Exotica you're looking good today.

Exotica
02-02-2004, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by Gman
So Exotica you're looking good today.

grant, dont start, i'll kick you in the knee

Prince
02-02-2004, 02:16 PM
exotica, don't you talk bad about the asians girl.

look at her, she is beautiful
http://members.aol.com/gravityman028/chick.jpg
she's no eiko koike, but she's hot

handjobs4dollars
02-02-2004, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Exotica
grant, dont start, i'll kick you in the knee

Woo hoo she knows my name. *Small victory dance*

Exotica
02-02-2004, 02:17 PM
she looks 12....

Prince
02-02-2004, 02:18 PM
she's beautiful

Nuno
02-02-2004, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Exotica
asian chicks look like they're 12...how can u find that hot?

http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16537

nickeboy
02-02-2004, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
exotica, don't you talk bad about the asians girl.

look at her, she is beautiful
http://members.aol.com/gravityman028/chick.jpg
she's no eiko koike, but she's hot

My yorkshiere terrier looks better then her!!!

Prince
02-02-2004, 02:21 PM
nickeboy9 and exotica - give me your favorites bands, songs, movies, books, cars, fighters, clothes, colors, food, beverage so i can blow this situation out of proportion and talk lots of **** about the things you like.

Exotica
02-02-2004, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Nuno
http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16537

i still think they look way younger than they are...maybe they'll be ok when they're like 40.

Originally posted by nickeboy9
My yorkshiere terrier looks better then her!!!

of course it is! yorkies are ****in awesome

Mr. Beelzebub
02-02-2004, 02:23 PM
Bull mastiffs are maaad cuter.

Nuno
02-02-2004, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Exotica
i still think they look way younger than they are...maybe they'll be ok when they're like 40.

Oh, don't be jealous of her youthful beauty.

Exotica
02-02-2004, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Bull mastiffs are maaad cuter.

like those too...went to Petsmart the other day saw one that was as big as me, he was kewl.

i wanna doggie :(

Nuno
02-02-2004, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Bull mastiffs are maaad cuter.

Huskies man....You can't beat a dog with blue eyes that looks like a wolf.

nickeboy
02-02-2004, 02:26 PM
eiko koike is hot but the chic in the pic looks 5

Prince
02-02-2004, 02:29 PM
i would make her my wife if possible

Exotica
02-02-2004, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
nickeboy9 and exotica - give me your favorites bands, songs, movies, books, cars, fighters, clothes, colors, food, beverage so i can blow this situation out of proportion and talk lots of **** about the things you like.

:lol1: thats ok

Nuno
02-02-2004, 02:30 PM
I want a baby Siberian Huskie like this one....

http://desertsunhuskies.com/images/SiberianHuskyPuppies.jpg

Prince
02-02-2004, 02:31 PM
you'll slip up and reveal your interests one day, and i will be there to talk **** about it.

Prince
02-02-2004, 02:32 PM
one time i had a picture of me on my yahoo profile and my german shepherd was in the picture. this lady IMed me from the next city over acting all interested in talkign to me and was like "so can we meet up next week?", i was thinking "she wants to bang me", i said "sure what day", she said "tuesday and bring your dog"..it turns out she just wanted the dog's knot, she was into beastiality.

Wushu
02-02-2004, 02:34 PM
I've always wanted to hump one of those weiner dogs. They got small junk too

Mr. Beelzebub
02-02-2004, 02:36 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

Wushu
02-02-2004, 02:36 PM
dude, same thing happened to me. i was beating off on my webcam and my ****erspaniel walked into the room and was walking around in the background..this lady IMed me about wanting to meet up. SO she ocmes over and we meet. We start talking about life and such, then she tells me she's into 3some acts with animals. Next thing you know, my dog is rimming me and one of my balls is in my cat's ass. Crazy night

Prince
02-02-2004, 02:37 PM
LOLOL

Nuno
02-02-2004, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by Wushu
dude, same thing happened to me. i was beating off on my webcam and my ****erspaniel walked into the room and was walking around in the background..this lady IMed me about wanting to meet up. SO she ocmes over and we meet. We start talking about life and such, then she tells me she's into 3some acts with animals. Next thing you know, my dog is rimming me and one of my balls is in my cat's ass. Crazy night

LMFAO HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!1111

Allison
02-02-2004, 02:42 PM
I saw a German Shepherd get it on with a woman on someone's computer the other day. It scarred me forever, i'm sure. It was so horrible, but I couldn't turn my head..

Wushu
02-02-2004, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by Allison
I saw a German Shepherd get it on with a woman on someone's computer the other day. It scarred me forever, i'm sure. It was so horrible, but I couldn't turn my head.. HAHA,I've seen those videos too. You know they're so wrong to watch, but you just can't help yourself.

Allison
02-02-2004, 02:48 PM
I wish I hadn't seen it. I prided myself on never having witnessed beastiality..

Prince
02-02-2004, 02:48 PM
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handjobs4dollars
02-02-2004, 03:06 PM
How do you look at that person again with a normal face after seeing dog ****ing on their computer.

Bluecifer
02-02-2004, 03:56 PM
Asina chicks are hot and I'm LMAO @ this thread!

Leather
02-02-2004, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Nuno
I want a baby Siberian Huskie like this one....

http://desertsunhuskies.com/images/SiberianHuskyPuppies.jpg

Sweet and tender...yeah, I'd hit it.


BTW I've just DLed Babewatch I, great film with Holly Body, Bianca Trump, Asia Carrera, Rebecca Wild and Kylie Ireland iin action....I love them

Nuno
02-02-2004, 04:22 PM
Paniko, have you heard a techno song called "Pistoleiro." It was in the trailer for "Once upon a time in Mexico." The guitar in that one is amazing.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000BWVC5/qid%3D1075756815/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/103-3579498-7735036#product-details

Pistolero by Juno Reactor

Leather
02-02-2004, 04:34 PM
Thanks, I need to get some of new techno...

Nuno
02-02-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by PANIKO
Thanks, I need to get some of new techno...

Even better....

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000050810/qid=1075757543/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/104-1197434-4779959

Aaron Bizarre
02-02-2004, 04:40 PM
I feel that asian women are just the new big titted blonde.

nothing special, with the exception of the eyes they dont have anything any other woman doesnt have.

Exotica, Whoremaster B has some crazy ****ing stories of some of the people who rent ****.

Leather
02-02-2004, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Nuno
Even better....

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000050810/qid=1075757543/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/104-1197434-4779959

Damn!!! I love this cover!!!!

Nuno
02-02-2004, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by PANIKO
Damn!!! I love this cover!!!!

I think the CD is from Spain. The lady in the song sounds Spaniard.

Avatar?

Leather
02-02-2004, 05:13 PM
mmmmmm....possible av, yes, why not?, I'll save it in my freaky av store...

agfa
02-03-2004, 01:19 PM
http://www.xoticus.com/aphrodite/hannah/images/portfolio/08.jpg

To the people that think that asian women look too young. Where the hell have you guys been looking at?

agfa
02-03-2004, 01:54 PM
http://www.xoticus.com/aphrodite/francine/images/portfolio/03sm.jpg

agfa
02-03-2004, 01:59 PM
http://www.xoticus.com/aphrodite/kaila/images/portfolio/03.jpg

Last one sucked I hope this one makes up for it.

nickeboy
02-03-2004, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by agfa
http://www.xoticus.com/aphrodite/hannah/images/portfolio/08.jpg

To the people that think that asian women look too young. Where the hell have you guys been looking at?

One of these come 1-1000

Leather
02-03-2004, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by agfa
http://www.xoticus.com/aphrodite/francine/images/portfolio/03sm.jpg

Francine Dee!!! asfkgaksfgklsf...I love her nice "massive destruction weapons" tits....