but never say. What are they?

i never tell chicks about how i would rape them if i knew i could get away with it

That's probably a good idea.

"god that's one butt ugly baby"

"That dress DOES make your ass look big"

"were you born this stupid or did it come over time"

"Is your wife's family rich or were you really drunk when you got married?"

"how the **** did you get to be my boss?!?! You must give great head!"

"That was the worse meal EVA!"

"Wow I bet you an suck start a Harley with those lips"

"yes officer I do know why you pulled me over...now lets see if you tell me the real reason" (something I wanted to say to a cop who stopped me at 1am while driving my 84 camaro)

"Damn honey was your ass always that big?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

When I was working at Best Buy, I'd be selling someone a tv. They'd be telling me this and that, and all I'd be thinking was how much I'd love to shoot a double leg, get full mount and rain bombs on their unsuspecting melons. Then the fanatasy would get better and better, including the double leg to mount, then getting up and pushing a 32" tv off the shelf onto their head.

I wouldn't tell girl how fun fun it would be to come on thier face in public.

I wouldn't tell them how I would punch them in the ribs after just for fun

I wouldn't tell girl that I don't give a **** about what they have to say

I should tell everybody that doesn't agree with me to shut the **** up becuase I could beat the **** out of them. If it was midevil times I could just kill them and laugh because I'm a viking.

I want to bathe in britney Spear's diarrhea......then make a facial mask out of her piss and **** crumbs

I want to ripp this ****ing metrosexual kids eyerings out of his ears. Mother****er.

"sir that is the dumbest idea ever"

"yeah honey your sister IS really hot"


"Who cares if your friend got the promotion over you...you're way better in bed than she is"

"no kid that pepper isn't hot...take a bite"

"looking over your application...I see you're not smart enough to work the grill at Mc Donnalds"

"say one more ****ing word and I'll choke you out"

"nice shoes....wanna ****?"

Originally posted by Wushu
I'm not one for girl on girl action, but give me 2 leather clad hairy guys anyday.

Where'd you find all those Curls?

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Where'd you find all those Curls?

In my head

Oh. Well, I'm not going in there. Sounds messy.

Last night I took cat tranquilizers.

“If you keep talking to me like I care about you, I’m going to scratch the skin off of my face with my fingernails and throw it on you.”

“You stupid dumbass woman, the disk won’t fit into the A drive because you’re putting it in backwards!!” (happened yesterday at my job)

“Even though you’re a ghetto black girl, that’s no excuse to scream into the phone like your “homegirl” can’t hear you and laugh like a hyena; I wonder when God will rip out your voice box so I don’t have to hear it anymore.”

“God gave you lips for a reason. Stop chewing those potato chips with your lips open and smacking them everywhere like a gorilla, you’re getting crumbs all over your keyboard. And yet you still wonder why your keyboard gets clogged with food.”

“Grandma, if it takes you that long to walk across the street, maybe you should just lay down so I can run over you. We both know that that would be doing both of us a favor.”

“Yes I know you’re a retard in a wheelchair, and I still want to push you over for giving me that look like I should feel sorry for you. You’re nobody special, so stop drooling on yourself… oh no wait, you ARE special!! buhAHAHAHA!!!!”

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

Listen ***** I know that you wear that spandex to work out because you're a attention whore. Now I'm going to treat you like the whore you want to be. Get down on your knees and start sucking *****.

Sometimes I think: God she's hot, I'd love to have sex with her. Other times I think, she's not that hot....but I'd still have sex with her....and yet other times I think, **** THAT ***** IS NASTY.........but I'd still hit it........