View Full Version : The genius of Ray Hudson


kayjay
01-27-2009, 08:38 PM
I don't know if you cunts have access to his commentary or have ever heard him do a match, but he's the greatest commentator I've ever heard in any sport. He does commentary for the Spanish (and sometimes German) league for GoltTV. The guy is non-stop poetry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=499TYSKaxKY

TRAVI$
01-28-2009, 06:04 AM
Ray Hudson is "electrifying as a hairdryer thrown into a hot tub my friend"

TRAVI$
01-28-2009, 06:10 AM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IYkdPxRwPVA

Little blondie says "I want to be like him"... I doubt it very much

Don Gorgon
01-28-2009, 07:36 AM
I like the clip when he slates Tom Cruise! classic!

classic Ray Hudson quotes (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ray_Hudson)

tom cruise clip (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lgk04dtId7Y)

TRAVI$
01-28-2009, 09:50 AM
ITV should have him on the champions league, their commentators are wank

kayjay
01-28-2009, 12:11 PM
He's farther up Messi's ass than BrooklynBomber is up Wlad's. He refers to Leo as "the god of football on planet earth." Last weekend when Messi scored he said "and Messi smooths the rough edges of our lives once again." I felt a tingle when he said that.

kayjay
01-28-2009, 12:16 PM
We can forgive him for using "a Bernini sculpture of a goal" on two occasions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS6Np-g_h5w&NR=1

kayjay
01-28-2009, 12:23 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IYkdPxRwPVA

Little blondie says "I want to be like him"... I doubt it very much

He's got about fifteen great lines in that one minute.

beecherhq
01-28-2009, 12:24 PM
I don't know if you cunts have access to his commentary or have ever heard him do a match, but he's the greatest commentator I've ever heard in any sport. He does commentary for the Spanish (and sometimes German) league for GoltTV. The guy is non-stop poetry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=499TYSKaxKY

HAHA cheers for posting this. Love it. Sid Waddell like in his accent, delivery and general talk.

RenegadeT
01-28-2009, 12:55 PM
HAHA cheers for posting this. Love it. Sid Waddell like in his accent, delivery and general talk.

Iv heard him before , i was going to mention sid waddell aswell ,their voices are allmost identical

Naps
01-28-2009, 05:05 PM
"Tears the size of pinapple chunks!!"

Kid McCoy
01-28-2009, 08:10 PM
Sorry but no commentator in history will ever top this guy for sheer passion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exlBHTyB1R0

kayjay
01-29-2009, 06:19 AM
Sorry but no commentator in history will ever top this guy for sheer passion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exlBHTyB1R0

That was spastic. I can only understand Dutch if it's written.

Ray's quality is not about his enthusiasm, but his metaphors and hyperbole.