http://www.mmaweekly.com/images/fighters/hermes%20franca%202%20copy.jpg

Is it just me or franca does look like those mexican laborers that stand in the corners waiting for work. All he needs is a baseball cap, dirty jeans, and workboots and can easily be Jose Gonzales from Tijuana, Mexico.

:nonono:

He's gonna kick ass tomorrow.

LOL

We joke around with Hermes and call him the Mexican Gardner

Why does Hermes look like he is trying to take a ****?

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Is it just me or franca does look like those mexican laborers that stand in the corners waiting for work. All he needs is a baseball cap, dirty jeans, and workboots and can easily be Jose Gonzales from Tijuana, Mexico. There's a few of those guys that hang out by the Wendy's looking for work. Those guys bust their asses at the winerys around Napa.

I'm having that put on a shirt. Thanks!

Originally posted by Allison
I'm having that put on a shirt. Thanks!

On a shirt? :?:

Allison = Casual Fan or Obsessed Fanatic

I say the latter....

I look maad mexican too, love me and stalk me. I'm brown and short.

Obsessed fanatic for sure.

she is also putting I Heart Hermes on the back as well.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I look maad mexican too, love me and stack me. I'm brown and short.

:- l

Typo there: Stalk, not "stack"

Gracias

-El Beelzebub

http://americantopteam.com/photos/albums/Fighters/aan.jpg

hey allison what are you gonna do when hermes and genki eventually have to fight eachother?

Originally posted by Nuno
On a shirt? :?:

Allison = Casual Fan or Obsessed Fanatic

I say the latter....

obsessed fanatic no doubt

she named her pet after him.

I named my emperor scorpion Julie, after an ex.

I did not name a pet after him. I only have two pets-Minnie Mooka Manu and Gaylord S Focker Mocker Braren.

I had a frog once and his name was boobookiddy****..

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
obsessed fanatic no doubt

she named her pet after him.

she didn't name a pet after him. she named a snail after him. it WOULD have been a pet had she not neglected it and allowed it to die malnurished

I guess the shirt didn't bring much luck...

Sure it did, unfortunately it wasn't the good kind...

I still heart him.

yes.
yes you do.

Why?

Why is the sky blue?

because of the reflection of light off of water drops in the air.

Originally posted by Gman
because of the reflection of light off of water drops in the air.

actually its because the color blue is reflected up to 10 times more than any other color.

havn't you seen that commercial?

She's right, because I just looked it up.

Originally posted by Allison
Why is the sky blue?

According to my daughter, for years the sky was orange, not blue. Just a little thing she would say. When we had the fires, she said sadly, "Mom, I've been saying the sky is orange for years, and now it is." She hasn't said "the sky is orange" since. :-(

Originally posted by Allison
I guess the shirt didn't bring much luck...

Maybe you should send him a nice love letter to make him feel better.....

Originally posted by Nuno
Maybe you should send him a nice love letter to make him feel better.....

couldn't that lead to stalking?

Originally posted by Purity
she didn't name a pet after him. she named a snail after him. it WOULD have been a pet had she not neglected it and allowed it to die malnurished

so your saying that she wants to kidnap hermes and malnurish him to death.

NO! If I had Hermes, I'd cook dinner for him everynight, and serve it to him on a platter while wearing 5 inch heels and lace boy-cut panties.

Originally posted by Allison
NO! If I had Hermes, I'd cook dinner for him everynight, and serve it to him on a platter while wearing 5 inch heels and lace boy-cut panties.



:?!: *Runs to tanning salon*

Originally posted by Allison
NO! If I had Hermes, I'd cook dinner for him everynight, and serve it to him on a platter while wearing 5 inch heels and lace boy-cut panties. what about nipple clamps?? Nipple clamps are hot

would you wear any other sexy gear for him like:

a teddy?
a whale boned corset
a regular corset
platemail armor
see through lacy stuff
leather?
leather straps
electrical tape?

If Hermes wanted, I'd wear a monkey suit.

***Photoshops picture of allison on Monkey suit and gives it to Hermes****

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
would you wear any other sexy gear for him like:

a teddy?
a whale boned corset
a regular corset
platemail armor
see through lacy stuff
leather?
leather straps
electrical tape?

Platemail armor?

BTW, from what Kaps told me, Hermes was robbed

I think hermes is already married?

Hermes did get robbed.

Hermes and Dos Caras both got robbed...No love for latinos.

He is, but I'm holding out.

Originally posted by Carlao
Hermes did get robbed.

So did we, because they would rather talk about what celebrities are there than show us the fight.

you guys don't know allison. you see, she has good intentions and will try to carry them out. but she'll fail miserably.

i predict her bringing him a hot cup of tea, tripping over herself, spilling boiling water in hermes' eyes, blinding him permanently, and ruining his career.
this will happen in the first night.

No, I will suddenly become graceful when it comes to hermes.

Originally posted by Purity
you guys don't know allison. you see, she has good intentions and will try to carry them out. but she'll fail miserably.

i predict her bringing him a hot cup of tea, tripping over herself, spilling boiling water in hermes' eyes, blinding him permanently, and ruining his career.
this will happen in the first night.

Clumsy like this.....

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/say_it_isn_t_so/_group_photos/chris_klein5.jpg

hahahaha, wasn't that the movie where they turn out to be brother and sister?

Originally posted by Exotica
hahahaha, wasn't that the movie where they turn out to be brother and sister?

Yeah, except they were tricked into thinking they were siblings. It was mildly funny. But her character is how I pictured Allison to be from Purity's description. She clipped off part of his ear in this scene.

that movie is ****ing horrible. i saw it on comedy central about a month ago. the guy has acting talent that can only be compared to keanu reeves, the plot was horrible and not funny. the black guy that was a junky that couldn't remember names might have been funny in 1986 in a cheech and chong movie, those are trash also. born in east L.A. could have been one of the worst things i've ever seen.

Originally posted by Cesaro
that movie is ****ing horrible. i saw it on comedy central about a month ago. the guy has acting talent that can only be compared to keanu reeves, the plot was horrible and not funny. the black guy that was a junky that couldn't remember names might have been funny in 1986 in a cheech and chong movie, those are trash also. born in east L.A. could have been one of the worst things i've ever seen.

I was also disappointed with this movie.

i'm glad i wasn't the only one. the whole plot sucked and the only funny part was the old man having a stroke.

I don't know, the acting sucked, but I laughed at a few parts in the movie( I was severely stoned though).

Originally posted by Allison
No, I will suddenly become graceful when it comes to hermes.


wired reflexes rigged to your muscles that react in nanoseconds couldnt give you Grace.

I do have to say her "I Heart Hermes" shirt came out much better then I thought. took her 4 hours to make that ****ing thing and she didnt even get to see the fight.

why'd it take so long???

I tried a few different logos, including

Yay Hermes!

Go Hermes!

I want to be triangled by Hermes!

and simply, "I Heart hermes"

so when's the "I Heart Tony" shirt coming out?

Originally posted by Allison


I want to be triangled by Hermes!




HAHAHAHAHAHA....This is the best by far

PANIKO is correct!!!!

LOL!!!!

I'm going to show him this thread tonight!!!

****, get him to post here.... MAD RATINGS!!!!!!

This is better than the Sad Pedro thread on sherdog (for thoses of you that remember)

Originally posted by Carlao
PANIKO is correct!!!!

LOL!!!!

I'm going to show him this thread tonight!!!


you might want to wait. She has pictures wearing the shirt.

Next shirt is def going to say "I want to be trianlged by Hermes! I had to take the shirt off today to wash it, unfortunately.

Dont show Hermes this thread, I dont need legal action taken against me.

i'm gonna ask him about this when i interview him

Ben: Hermes, you have an obsessive stalker esk fan named Allison. Have you heard of her?

Hermes: Yes, I see she makes shirts of me for all my fights. I appriciate it but i wish she would stop calling me at 2am and hanging up,

Ben: I know her all too well. How does it make you feel to hae a pet snail named after you?

Hermes: good, you know i love my fans.

Ben: You know she malnourished that poor snail to death! Do you think she might kidnap you and do the same?

Hermes: Man...I hope not!

I need a stalker. I wish I was great enough to have a stalker.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Ben: Hermes, you have an obsessive stalker esk fan named Allison. Have you heard of her?

Hermes: Yes, I see she makes shirts of me for all my fights. I appriciate it but i wish she would stop calling me at 2am and hanging up,

Ben: I know her all too well. How does it make you feel to hae a pet snail named after you?

Hermes: good, you know i love my fans.

Ben: You know she malnourished that poor snail to death! Do you think she might kidnap you and do the same?

Hermes: Man...I hope not!

Also, ask him how his relationship is going..I'm a great listener.

i think his relationship is goin good.

stop tryin to rub another girls rubarb

I'm just saying..I'm here for him.

there for him and plotting to kill his wife are completely different things

Can anyone else picture Allison typing Hermes to a bed and breaking his legs?

You guys are just sick.

Were sick?

yes.

Not me though.

Yeah I feel fine. Not sick at all.

http://www.blackstar.co.uk/img/video/cover/front-sorted/7000000/01/97/87.jpg

http://www.sagittairefilms.com/synopsis/audition/audition-4.jpg

http://www.wnyc.org/studio360/images/flaws/FatalAttraction.jpg

http://www.spiralupdatenews.com/crush.jpg

http://www.lynchposters.com/images/Boxing-Helena.JPG

http://www.fighterscorner.com/pictures/pics%203/hermes_franca.jpg

Who's the Japanese girl with the syringe? Looks like my kinda flick.

trust me its not. that girl scared me from asian women forever.

What movie?

Run Hermes Run.

Allison I may be brazilian but I know what stalking is.

............. Wait a sec that was Forest Gump dammit.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
What movie?

Audition


same director who did Ichi the Killer

Originally posted by Allan the Magic Goose
Can anyone else picture Allison typing Hermes to a bed and breaking his legs?

absolutely. and then i picture her demanding him to triangle her.

"but meeses braren. i can no triangle you. you've broken me ****ing legs."
"i don't care muther****er. you're MINE and i wanna be triangled. I WANNA BE TRIANGLED NOW!!!!!"

My present to Allison:































































http://www.belladasemana.com.br/popups/claudia_claudino/fotos/207.jpg

Jesus H, that Hermes dude is fugly

I'd **** him if I was a chick.

Originally posted by Gman
I'd **** him if I was a chick. LOL, I always wanted to "experiment" with Keith hackney

Originally posted by xDOGGx
http://www.belladasemana.com.br/popups/claudia_claudino/fotos/207.jpg

oOoOooOOoh my ****ing God!

BRB

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
oOoOooOOoh my ****ing God!

BRB

Brazilian women are MAD SEXY!!!!!11

Originally posted by Nuno
Brazilian women are MAD SEXY!!!!!11

yes. yes they are.


http://www.somebaudy.com/images/Sasha_640.jpg

dam

MADD WOOD from the brazilians

Damn, I'd eat her butt

Originally posted by Nuno
Brazilian women are MAD SEXY!!!!!11

rio de janero has the highest AIDS cases then any other city in the world. with that in mind, i can't find brazzi women hot.

Originally posted by Purity
rio de janero has the highest AIDS cases then any other city in the world. with that in mind, i can't find brazzi women hot.

Oh, quit *****in sour puss. Brazilian Women=MAD SEXY!!! There is no argument.

Aleast I would die happy.

Originally posted by Nuno
Oh, quit *****in sour puss. Brazilian Women=MAD SEXY!!! There is no argument.

agreed.

this is feeling like creed's debate on hot women he wouldnt **** coz their too skinny. shut the **** up. you know you'd hit it if that piece of ass was layin right in front of you. ***. as nunu said.....there is no debate, nor an argument here. so **** you.

creed would hit any woman with her legs open. Hell most people would.

Not me.

ok then, just creed.

Originally posted by xDOGGx
agreed.

this is feeling like creed's debate on hot women he wouldnt **** coz their too skinny. shut the **** up. you know you'd hit it if that piece of ass was layin right in front of you. ***. as nunu said.....there is no debate, nor an argument here. so **** you.

settle down beavis

Get this **** out of Hermes' thread.

Originally posted by Allison
Get this **** out of Hermes' thread.

NO! it was my present.

Thanks, Adam.

best thread ever

Originally posted by Allan the Magic Goose
best thread ever

:cool:

Originally posted by Allison
Thanks, Adam.

np, buddy.

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