View Full Version : What the **** is the INTERNET?


Bluecifer
01-29-2004, 04:37 PM
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Can I drive there? Where is it located? What's it made of? How do animals feel about it?

The Mouse
01-29-2004, 04:46 PM
It's like Interpool, but in a spiders dream and distorted into some kind of computer disco.

Bluecifer
01-29-2004, 04:51 PM
Can I touch it? It sounds like it doesn't really exist except in peoples heads? Can I eat it or **** it? How can I prove it's real?

Curly Howard
01-29-2004, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Can I touch it? It sounds like it doesn't really exist except in peoples heads? Can I eat it or **** it? How can I prove it's real?

We have a free thinker in sector 3

guards silence him!!!!!

Bluecifer
01-29-2004, 05:05 PM
They say that when you have a thought, it sends an electrical pulse thru your nuerons and dendrites that carries the information that one of your 5 senses has input.....does that mean that since my thoughts are energy and information, same as an atom in the molecules of everything else, that my thoughts like this desk, are real things? Why can't I touch my thoughts? Or manipulate reality the way I can manipulate my own thoughts? How can I be sure that my thoughts are even really there if I can't touch them the way I can touch my desk?

Curly Howard
01-29-2004, 05:09 PM
yeah

Nuno
01-29-2004, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
yeah

Mr. Beelzebub
01-29-2004, 05:14 PM
Maaad Weed

Bluecifer
01-29-2004, 05:14 PM
Is mathematics also a ghost? It also has no physical body or energy of it's own, yet it continues too exist in peoples thoughts...how is that different than believing in ghosts ?

Bluecifer
01-29-2004, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Maaad Weed

I..........didn't think anyone would notice........

Curly Howard
01-29-2004, 05:18 PM
Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
Jay: What buzz?
Holden: The Internet buzz.
Jay: What the **** is the Internet?!

Curly Howard
01-29-2004, 05:18 PM
All you mother****ers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little *****es. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all ****ing next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob

Bluecifer
01-29-2004, 05:20 PM
YES! I LOVED THAT MOVIE! It never gets old, it's always funny WHAT THE **** ARE YOU *****ES BABBLING ABOUT NOW? LADIES, LADIES, LADIES! JAY AND SILENT BOB ARE IN THE HIZZIE!!!

Curly Howard
01-29-2004, 05:23 PM
I'm gonna get some pussssy, for stealing the monkeeeeee

The Mouse
01-29-2004, 05:24 PM
does that mean that since my thoughts are energy and information, same as an atom in the molecules of everything else, that my thoughts like this desk, are real things? Why can't I touch my thoughts? Or manipulate reality the way I can manipulate my own thoughts? How can I be sure that my thoughts are even really there if I can't touch them the way I can touch my desk?

Yes, thoughts as well as the energy that travels throughout your nervous system are a “thing;” like your desk. Though they are not compacted and zeroed in to create a physical specimen like your desk, they are classified as things none the less rather than a ghost illusion. If man were able to control is WHOLE brain and have contact with it, you would in fact be able to control your internal adams as well as those around you. The same thing that makes us up as well as the energy that constantly moves our body, is all around us making up the world that we see as physical. We cannot see the microscopic entities and energy around us thus a majority of us choose not to accept it as reality.

Rumor has is, and is also scientifically proven, that the more you get in touch with your mind and your energy that you will be able to control and manipulate those things that are around you the same as you can control your own daily thoughts. Of course it’s not possible since we can access barely nothing out of our brain. For some unknown reason we only have access to a small part of it. Though monks and extreme meditation practitioners say that it is possible to reach that level while you are still alive.

Basically the topic is moot. The fact is that we won’t truly be able to be what you are asking until we are dead and become that of a non-physical nature.

Bluecifer
01-29-2004, 05:25 PM
Hahahahahahahhahahahaha! Boo Boo Kitty ****?

Bluecifer
01-30-2004, 12:58 PM
Boobookitty****? Where are you?

Fallout
01-30-2004, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
I'm gonna get some pussssy, for stealing the monkeeeeee

Ever had your ass licked by a fat man in a over coat?

handjobs4dollars
01-30-2004, 01:26 PM
Oh man did I ever tell you guys about the time we were driving home from a rugby trip in a bus. We pull into the school parking lot near the gym. SO theirs this girl walking in the parking lot and everybody starts with their "hey babies and where are you goings". So all of a sudden I just scream out "hey baby ever have your ******* lick by a fatman" bus cracks up laughing and you should have seen the look on the female bus drivers face. Classic.

Then one time we were all heading to the rugby club sitting on this hill near a path that leads to the gym. So were all thier figuring out who driving who. Then we see this girl walking towards the gym. She has to pass right by us. She is all dressed up liking looking hot right. The the guys start saying "Grant do the line" So I'm thinking about it and I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't do it. So she is right there and I say "hey baby" She starts to get her hand up to wave and smile's. Then I let the rest of it go 'ever have your ******* licked by a fatman?" Anyways some of the guys said sorry to her for me but I see her in the gym some times. She always has this look on her face.

Bluecifer
01-30-2004, 01:28 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"maybe I shouldn't"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!1111111

handjobs4dollars
01-30-2004, 01:43 PM
Maybe I should re examine the way I talk to women because yesterday some girl asked me what we did in class and I told her "How the **** am I suppose to know" Women don't like that right?

Bluecifer
01-30-2004, 01:46 PM
No. Well, some do....but as a rule of thumbs, stick with no being the definitive answer on this.