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I've been gone for awhile (No pun intended), here's what I've been up to. Last Sunday, I smoked 2 blunts of haze, but something was terribly wrong. I had some shortness of breath, and my heartbeat went out of control. My eyes were cloudy and all my friends were panicking. My friends Vex and Mike took me to the hospital where I was put in intensive care. My drug test results came back that I had marijuana, cocaine, and a ridiculous amount of tylenol in my system. After I recovered, they released me to my mom. That Tuesday, me and my friend Blak were walking down the street in Union City with a bottle of Heineken in his hand. The cops rolled up on us, took the beer and emptied it, then asked to search us. When the cop went to search him, he took off running, only in the direction of the 2 cops. They cuffed him after taking him down, they found a knife, and $230 on him. They arrested me without incident, confiscating a screwdriver. He now faces charges in 2 towns, 6 felonies, for aggravated assault when a cop lied and said he smacked the pig, weapons possesion, underage drinking, and all this crazy ****. I was released without charge because I told the pigs the screwdriver was used to open my door. I now have to pass a drug test tomorrow so I can get this job at Sears, so I'm on a pre-test piss-a-thon. How have you guys been.


same thing happened to me yesterday :p jk sounds crazy

Here you are in trouble again man. When will you learn... J/K

If you want o pass that test go to GNC and get some quick caps and follow the instructions.

Here you are in trouble again man. When will you learn... J/K

If you want o pass that test go to GNC and get some quick caps and follow the instructions.

couple of my friends did that and it worked for them

Here you are in trouble again man. When will you learn... J/K

If you want o pass that test go to GNC and get some quick caps and follow the instructions.
It costs $30.00 that I don't have. I also returned to boxing after 5 months of rehabilitation on my right knee.

same thing happened to me yesterday :p jk sounds crazy

well that makes three of us

It costs $30.00 that I don't have. I also returned to boxing after 5 months of rehabilitation on my right knee.

Go to Walgreens and ask for two pills of Piridium, it's used for urine infection, the pills are brown and once you take them you have to start drinking water the whole day...the pills will make your urine brownish...once the urine is clear..your are ready to go...btw they cost like 25cents.

Go to Walgreens and ask for two pills of Piridium, it's used for urine infection, the pills are brown and once you take them you have to start drinking water the whole day...the pills will make your urine brownish...once the urine is clear..your are ready to go...btw they cost like 25cents.
There is no Walgreens near me.

There is no Walgreens near me.
Any Drug Store will do...

Any Drug Store will do...
How long does it take to be effective in my system?

How long does it take to be effective in my system?

a few hours...the more water you drink the quiker...but if they do blood test your fk...remember once the urine goes clear your ready for the test.

a few hours...the more water you drink the quiker...but if they do blood test your fk...remember once the urine goes clear your ready for the test.
I drank 3 gallons of water these last 2 days and filled up 3 2 liter pepsi bottles with urine, and it's still looks like white grape juice! I'm going to do that early in the morning. I'll take the test at 3:00 PM.

I drank 3 gallons of water these last 2 days and filled up 3 2 liter pepsi bottles with urine, and it's still looks like white grape juice! I'm going to do that early in the morning. I'll take the test at 3:00 PM.

why are you pissing in a pepsi bottle?

why are you pissing in a pepsi bottle?

Must be the purple haze... :D

A box of detox tea will do the trick.

Must be the purple haze... :D

Haha that was good.

Blueberry's the ****

Hey Asian, good to see you. Lol, you're always into some kind of trouble. :D :cool: That's cool though. I was the same when I was a kid. I don't know if you've thought of this, but why not just bring some clean urine with you? They aren't going to watch you piss are they?

it's good to have you back... i think Sweet Dick's been missing you

dude the coke will be out your system quick time you dont have to worry bout that, 3 days max, the dope though your screwed Im afraid, traces are eveident for 28 days in the blood stream not sure bout piss but dont matter what you do to be honest.
not if you been smoking up to a week ago or so.
best thing would be to say you were at a party in a room where it was being smoked mate, lame I know but best advice I can give ya.

another bit of advice why walk around tooled up? You might be tempted to use it and that would **** your life up. Ive been in enough **** in my life trust me, I nearly died in a fight on a train, lost so much blood the doctors were amazed I didnt fall into a coma.

trust me stabbing someone doesnt make you a man, it makes you a complete coward and a tosser. Lose the tool mate.

Secondly sounds like you mix your drugs too much man! be careful and take care. :cool:

Hey Asian, good to see you. Lol, you're always into some kind of trouble. :D :cool: That's cool though. I was the same when I was a kid. I don't know if you've thought of this, but why not just bring some clean urine with you? They aren't going to watch you piss are they?

you cant take piss with you, and yes they stand right behind you in the bathroom when you fill the cup up. ive had to take a few drug tests before on probation.

I've been gone for awhile (No pun intended), here's what I've been up to. Last Sunday, I smoked 2 blunts of haze, but something was terribly wrong. I had some shortness of breath, and my heartbeat went out of control. My eyes were cloudy and all my friends were panicking. My friends Vex and Mike took me to the hospital where I was put in intensive care. My drug test results came back that I had marijuana, cocaine, and a ridiculous amount of tylenol in my system. After I recovered, they released me to my mom. That Tuesday, me and my friend Blak were walking down the street in Union City with a bottle of Heineken in his hand. The cops rolled up on us, took the beer and emptied it, then asked to search us. When the cop went to search him, he took off running, only in the direction of the 2 cops. They cuffed him after taking him down, they found a knife, and $230 on him. They arrested me without incident, confiscating a screwdriver. He now faces charges in 2 towns, 6 felonies, for aggravated assault when a cop lied and said he smacked the pig, weapons possesion, underage drinking, and all this crazy ****. I was released without charge because I told the pigs the screwdriver was used to open my door. I now have to pass a drug test tomorrow so I can get this job at Sears, so I'm on a pre-test piss-a-thon. How have you guys been.
it sounded like ya had AIDS LOL..
EAZY E got a cough and 2 months later died of AIDS :D

you cant take piss with you, and yes they stand right behind you in the bathroom when you fill the cup up. ive had to take a few drug tests before on probation.

Yeah but this is just for a job at Sears. I doubt it is that intense.

If it is, screw it find a different job.

What's up Asian Sensation! The sensational one was missed. Sounds like you had fun getting hazey. :D

Yeah but this is just for a job at Sears. I doubt it is that intense.

If it is, screw it find a different job.
I got the job! I just went in the bathroom, pissed in the cup, spit in it, and it came up negative. It was the E-Reader thing so it's not so thorough. When I was at rehab it was much worse. They used to actually stand and watch me piss. I was like "Damn homie, I don't bother you while you taking a piss." I'm a cashier in the junior's department.

What's up Asian Sensation! The sensational one was missed. Sounds like you had fun getting hazey. :D
Damn straight homie!

why are you pissing in a pepsi bottle?
So I can find out how much piss has come out, duh! J/P I don't like to leave my room when I'm high. That's when the trouble starts.

Hey Asian, good to see you. Lol, you're always into some kind of trouble. :D :cool: That's cool though. I was the same when I was a kid. I don't know if you've thought of this, but why not just bring some clean urine with you? They aren't going to watch you piss are they?
Thats the problem Sonny, I don't chill with people with clean urine.

dude the coke will be out your system quick time you dont have to worry bout that, 3 days max, the dope though your screwed Im afraid, traces are eveident for 28 days in the blood stream not sure bout piss but dont matter what you do to be honest.
not if you been smoking up to a week ago or so.
best thing would be to say you were at a party in a room where it was being smoked mate, lame I know but best advice I can give ya.

another bit of advice why walk around tooled up? You might be tempted to use it and that would **** your life up. Ive been in enough **** in my life trust me, I nearly died in a fight on a train, lost so much blood the doctors were amazed I didnt fall into a coma.

trust me stabbing someone doesnt make you a man, it makes you a complete coward and a tosser. Lose the tool mate.

Secondly sounds like you mix your drugs too much man! be careful and take care. :cool:
I thank you for the concern and ****, but I gotta have Stanley with me. Me and my boy Blak beat the **** out of my best friends man because he used to kick her ass so now he wants to catch me and I can't be around midtown without a weapon. I'll be a coward, but I'll be a coward no one will **** with. It's funny, because by nature I'm not a criminal. I just find myself in alot of trouble by coincidence. I didn't mix my drugs on purpose. They laced the haze with cocaine and tylenol. The dro I believe might've been laced with downers cuz I was all ****ed up. I don't get that ****ed up on weed. I'm gonna stay clean until I figure out the drug testing policy at Sears, so I'm good. Yeah!

good and well done on the job nice one! :cool:

good and well done on the job nice one! :cool:
Why thanks. I'm quitting tommorrow to take a job at Barnes and Nobles though. Thanks anyways.

Why thanks. I'm quitting tommorrow to take a job at Barnes and Nobles though. Thanks anyways.

Working at a bookstore is like a million times better than any other retail place. Music could be good too except they make you blast the latest Britney the whole time you're there, or whatever.

Working at a bookstore is like a million times better than any other retail place. Music could be good too except they make you blast the latest Britney the whole time you're there, or whatever.
I wanted to work at this CD store in Hoboken called Tunes. The only problem is the yuppies and the college radio playlists.

I wanted to work at this CD store in Hoboken called Tunes. The only problem is the yuppies and the college radio playlists.

Yeah, at least at a bookstore you don't have to be reminded of everyone's bad taste all the time. Mind you, the one billionth time someone picks up one of those John Edwards books is a tad depressing.

I'm talking here about the guy who "talks" to dead people, not the running mate (though judging by his popularity he might have had a better shot at winning).

Yeah, at least at a bookstore you don't have to be reminded of everyone's bad taste all the time. Mind you, the one billionth time someone picks up one of those John Edwards books is a tad depressing.

I'm talking here about the guy who "talks" to dead people, not the running mate (though judging by his popularity he might have had a better shot at winning).
I'ma punch one of these ****ers at Sears. I'm serious.