You know you have....

Oh god that's scary

I've farted in this thing probab;y 9835732897534 times






It can't smell good

Now that the idea is in your head, you will be sniffing soon enough. It's really awkward when someone catches you....

I sprayed it with Lysol

no more temptation

Creed MMA: I sniffed my chair

Creed MMA: I sniffed my chair
DJkapsul: smell good?
Creed MMA: it smells a lot like cherry coke and pork chops
Creed MMA: which is what I had for dinner

My leather one smells like ass. I haven't spayed it down for a while.

Well im sitting in nuno's seat today so u know Im not sniffing his chair..

I bet it smells like old spice and hair gel.

Never smelled my OWN seat, but I make sure to sniff my hot co-worker's when she goes to lunch. She's eating an egg mcmuffin now...please Lord, let her rip one!!!!

Originally posted by Wushu
Never smelled my OWN seat, but I make sure to sniff my hot co-worker's when she goes to lunch. She's eating an egg mcmuffin now...please Lord, let her rip one!!!!

just tell her u will pay her a couple of dollars to have her blow one in your face.

my chairs smell horrible

at my old office job, i used to make the chairs smell like complete ****

the other day in school, i left a ****ing puddle of ass sweat on the chair. it was nasty

I like the smell of MY farts. just not other peoples.

Originally posted by nickeboy9
just tell her u will pay her a couple of dollars to have her blow one in your face. I swear to God, if she'd do it..I'd offer. Hell, I'd give 2 years of my slary just to smell a Britney Spear's fart.

Originally posted by Wushu
I swear to God, if she'd do it..I'd offer. Hell, I'd give 2 years of my slary just to smell a Britney Spear's fart.

I've moved on from Britiney

http://www.partyradiofm.de/Beyonce%20Pic%201.jpg

I love Beyonce. I'd jackhammer that cooch doggy style for 5 seconds tops. I could not contain myself. Then I'd eat her ass like a T Bone after 6 months in the desert.