She said to leave my office now, go to her "office" and to bring my ATM card. She says she has a surprise for me. I'm kind of scared.

She is going to touch you with her penis.

I mean go **** her dude.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
She said to leave my office now, go to her "office" and to bring my ATM card. She says she has a surprise for me. I'm kind of scared.

You are not a man, but a god

Blue dawg could be a father?

He can't go...He's babysitting cats tonight.

I'm getting ready to leave now. I can't ignore this...

Go do yo thing Dawg!!! Tap hit that **** 3 times for us!!!!

Change your tie

Sock her dude!!!!!

No tie, it's casual Friday. I doubt that I get to have sex, unless she's just finishing up her shift and wants to hang out after. I've dated this one before(just once and I didn't get laid) but she got back together(briefly) with ger ex so gave me the boot. Anyways, see ya guys later!

Blue's like the opposite of a prostitute. I don't know if I should feel good or bad for him in this situation. I'm going to chose to feel bad for him at the moment, simply because a fool and his chedda are soon parted.

DONT DO IT


SHE WANTS YOU TO SPEND MONEY LIKE A SUCKER

YOU TOTALLY FOR GOT SHE SAID BRING YOUR ATM CARD...NOT A GOOD SIGN


DONT DO IT

Too late, he's gone. He has the scent of stripper perfume in his nose, the sight of D cups in his face, a sweet voice in his ear wanting to dance just for him, and a stack of bills in his pocket. Farewell my friend, farewell.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
and to bring my ATM card

I hope you're really not that dumb

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I hope you're really not that dumb

We've seen the path he has chosen, and we probably already know the answer.

poor foolish silly old fool

Hahhaha, what a moron. Sounds like her ex is hiding in the bushes near the ATM with a club. I hope he gets pwned.

i want updates, this could be interesting

never trust a stripper

Originally posted by Zen
Too late, he's gone. He has the scent of stripper perfume in his nose, the sight of D cups in his face, a sweet voice in his ear wanting to dance just for him, and a stack of bills in his pocket. Farewell my friend, farewell.

Zen, Curly, Lightweight, Ensanity, you guys were right. I spent $496.14 on a bar and dinner check at a Tapas bar(me and 3 of her friends, yes they were all chicks that know of my weakness for high heeled, breast implanted girls covered in glitter). On a good note I did get laid. However, I will not be calling this girl again as the next day she asked for $1000 loan. Lil Blue may not be the smartest mutha****a on the block, but even he's not THAT dumb. I been screening the ***** like she was doin' collections on me!


BTW, Hesatool, we could use a new **** dummy around here. I hope to see you around more! Cheers!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Zen, Curly, Lightweight, Ensanity, you guys were right. I spent $496.14 on a bar and dinner check at a Tapas bar(me and 3 of her friends, yes they were all chicks that know of my weakness for high heeled, breast implanted girls covered in glitter). On a good note I did get laid. However, I will not be calling this girl again as the next day she asked for $1000 loan. Lil Blue may not be the smartest mutha****a on the block, but even he's not THAT dumb. I been screening the ***** like she was doin' collections on me!


BTW, Hesatool, we could use a new **** dummy around here. I hope to see you around more! Cheers!


poor blue

I think I've I learned my lesson. I hope...I just can't hang around those type of girls.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
poor blue

Yeah poor Blue...... He hangs out with and has sex with beautiful women....... Poor guy

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Yeah poor Blue...... He hangs out with and has sex with beautiful women....... Poor guy There cheaper ways about ****ing hot chicks

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Yeah poor Blue...... He hangs out with and has sex with beautiful women....... Poor guy

On the rare occasion that it does happen, I always end up feeling like a beat up hooker in the morning. I need to get a GF like my last one. Keeps me out trouble and I end up with much more $ in my pockets.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
There cheaper ways about ****ing hot chicks

but this is why Blue is so pimp.

he's like a sugar daddy

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
On the rare occasion that it does happen, I always end up feeling like a beat up hooker in the morning. I need to get a GF like my last one. Keeps me out trouble and I end up with much more $ in my pockets.

I go back to my post about getting crack whores on here. They're much cheaper and their twitching and shaking can be quite useful.

My hangover was so bad the next day that I nearly cried while puking.

Good to see that you may have learned a lesson out of this, now you've just gotta make it stick in your head for the next time.

Lil Blue does all the thinking

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Lil Blue does all the thinking

I used to tell myself that lil blue NEVER led me astray, unfortunately, it's now clear that he needs to be placed on probation. He only has a one track mind.:nonono:

It's a shame that lil blue is closer to the wallet

It really is....little ****er...

Oh boo ****ing hoo I got laid last night. and the week end before pity me. **** you.

Put it this way...if my gf calls me and says 'Meet me at such and such and bring your ATM card", I know she just wants to go ****en shoe shopping or something equally worthless....stick with it Blue, you got a. fed b. hung out with hot chicks with big boobs and c. laid.

I like your situation much better

alright blue. i didn't wanna have to do this to you, but you leave me no choice. i present to you Leykis 101:







NEVER, EVER date a single mother. You already know her stance on abortion, she wont have one. Don't risk paying vaginamoney! PLUS, her kids will always come before you! Why would you want to be second place to some spoiled little brat!?!

Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.

Don't ask a women what she wants to do.

Never tell a women how much money you make.

Don't EVER date co-workers! Unless you don't give a rats ass about your job, stay away from people you work with! It's always asking for trouble.

Never answer the phone, or go out on the weekend. Even if you really don't, you have to make it appear as though you have better things to do than be with her on the weekends.

Never spend more than 40 bucks on a date. This includes buying gifts, flowers, candy, jewelry, etc. It does NOT help in getting laid. It's a waste of money. If anything, buy alcohol and get her drunk.

NEVER approach a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her. There is NO point, you will NOT get laid when women are in groups.

If you are not getting laid by the 3rd date, dump her and move on.

No spooning, no cuddling, no staying over. Get in, get out!

Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are really ready to settle down.

NEVER answer the phone on the weekends. It makes you look like you have nothing better to do. Weekends should be reserved for hanging out with your buddies or for guaranteed sex. Even if you really have nothing to do, let the answering machine take the call. You're busy.

Don't speak to women you work with unless it's related directly to work. Don't date them. Don't tell them they look nice. Don't comment on anything except whatever work needs you have, because you're a walking lawsuit waiting to happen.

Tony is a wise man

**** no Blue you are the man. You went out with a bunch of hot *****es, spent money like a rock star, and boned one of the sluts. I don't see a downside to this at all, well I would think that you should have boned more than just one.....

Oh yeah never have a girlfriend inbetween thanksgiving and valentine's day. No gifts to buy at all.

Ruff, it just gets so damn expensive thanks though( for the record I WAS trying to pull more than one, I just wanted to be subtle about it and not lose the bird in hand, of course 3 way didn't happen though). And Purity, that made a lot of sense. I'm going to have to remeber that, I'll write it on the palm of my hand or something.