View Full Version : My cousin wasn't supposed to turn out as hot as she did


GhosT^x0
01-22-2004, 04:26 PM
But lo and behold... my ****in luck, eh? Big guy doesn't think I have enough little sisters to look after.

She just got the boot from her pad because her dad (no **** on this) has huge problems with her boyfriend's ethnicity. He's hispanic, and as far as I'm concerned, this is probably the only fault he's ever let fly in front of the old coot. He actually made the girl stop talking to her boyfriend for a period of time,but they have history, you know? 2 years, the whole first love thing... so he's recently found out that she and him are still friends, and since she's now 18, she was on the receiving end of the boot recently. It really sucks if you ask me.

This particular uncle of mine got his ass kicked by my father once for gettin crazy with my aunt, so he's kinda got history. And I bet my cousin, who's on her way over right now with this very same boyfriend (I'm about to meet him for the first time), has been tellin this kid all about how big and badass I am, how I fight and how I could probably beat her dad up.

I haven't even met him, and already, I just wanna give him a hug and tell him it's all gonna be okay. hahahahaha :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

Purity
01-22-2004, 04:30 PM
so anyways, about how hot your cousin is...

GhosT^x0
01-22-2004, 04:32 PM
Pics later, Tony. hahahahahah

I knew you'd ask.

Purity
01-22-2004, 04:37 PM
btw, her boyfriend is cheating on her and is secretly plotting her demise with neo nazi facist militias.
i think you better let her know. she's family so it's only fair.

DOGGx0
01-22-2004, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
But lo and behold... my ****in luck, eh? Big guy doesn't think I have enough little sisters to look after.

She just got the boot from her pad because her dad (no **** on this) has huge problems with her boyfriend's ethnicity. He's hispanic, and as far as I'm concerned, this is probably the only fault he's ever let fly in front of the old coot. He actually made the girl stop talking to her boyfriend for a period of time,but they have history, you know? 2 years, the whole first love thing... so he's recently found out that she and him are still friends, and since she's now 18, she was on the receiving end of the boot recently. It really sucks if you ask me.

This particular uncle of mine got his ass kicked by my father once for gettin crazy with my aunt, so he's kinda got history. And I bet my cousin, who's on her way over right now with this very same boyfriend (I'm about to meet him for the first time), has been tellin this kid all about how big and badass I am, how I fight and how I could probably beat her dad up.

I haven't even met him, and already, I just wanna give him a hug and tell him it's all gonna be okay. hahahahaha :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

isn't your dad mexican? and oh!!! if you're gonna hook up tony, it would only be right to ask for the same in return. hes got a cousin about the same age... blonde (or atleast looks like it).. and she cuts hair! i don't wanna keep goin on about her, coz he'll hate me. hahaha.

Zen
01-22-2004, 04:53 PM
With a thread title like that, pics are mandatory.

Zen
01-22-2004, 04:54 PM
Ask him if he has a Brown Pride tattoo.

Stain
01-22-2004, 05:30 PM
Everyone on this thread is correct.

PICS!!!!!!

Mr. Beelzebub
01-22-2004, 05:32 PM
If his family doesn' like hispanics that means Kimee and I have no future :(

DOGGx0
01-22-2004, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Zen
Ask him if he has a Brown Pride tattoo.

*raises hand* :-!



Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
If his family doesn' like hispanics that means Kimee and I have no future :(

BRO! dave and kimee both are half mexican. dave's words: "when my latino backround is questioned... i just point to kimee".

Mr. Beelzebub
01-22-2004, 05:49 PM
Kimee kinda looks like one of the girls from "Mi Vida Loca". :lovers:

Purity
01-22-2004, 05:49 PM
kimee's in a gang too

DOGGx0
01-22-2004, 05:57 PM
kimee
http://appl.globo.com/globosat/telecine/updatetool/images/filme/filme_7636_2712.jpg

mr. beelzebub
http://appl.globo.com/globosat/telecine/updatetool/images/filme/filme_7636_2709.jpg








kimee & the gang
http://appl.globo.com/globosat/telecine/updatetool/images/filme/filme_foto_7636.jpg






chillin' in the barrio
http://appl.globo.com/globosat/telecine/updatetool/images/filme/filme_7636_2711.jpg
http://appl.globo.com/globosat/telecine/updatetool/images/filme/filme_7636_2710.jpg

Fallout
01-22-2004, 06:19 PM
Dave doesn't look latino at all. He is the only pale person in southern cali

Bluecifer
01-22-2004, 06:40 PM
LMAO @ KIMEE AND BUB IN THE BARRIO!!!

DOGGx0
01-22-2004, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by Allan the Magic Goose
Dave doesn't look latino at all. He is the only pale person in southern cali

GOD you must be a ****in idiot. obviously you read my posts coz i said he is latino..... but i also said that he does'nt look like it, thats why when he is questioned about it.. he points at kimee.

just stop posting please. thx.

GhosT^x0
01-22-2004, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
isn't your dad mexican?

My family's formula is as follows:

Dad = Native Hungarian Father, Native German Mother

Mother = Native Italian Father, Native Mexican Mother

4 boats crashed or some ****, and some **** went down. 2 generations later, out I pop. All the mexican comes from my mother's side.

My cousin is from my dad's side, and my dad also had a sister (my aunt / my cousin's mother), and she married this guy who's like straight-the-****-up racist. It's pretty bad... I don't think he even realizes that I have as much hispanic in me as I do. He loves me just the same, said I'm welcome there any time... but like, he goes and kicks my cousin out for having a hispanic boyfriend, and talks about it like he's disowned her for it. She's not broken up over it at all... strong little girl. I'm gonna make sure that any mother ****er who hurts her pays with his life, or at least all the fingernails on his ****ing hands. I didn't get pictures, sorry. She's supposed to come back later, maybe I'll take pictures of her then.

ruffneck119
01-23-2004, 01:45 AM
At least you know what you are dude. Some people have no clue what the **** they are, pretty sad. Not me of course, I have Castillano and Mexican in me.

Your cousin is 18? ......................

Fallout
01-23-2004, 01:54 AM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
GOD you must be a ****in idiot. obviously you read my posts coz i said he is latino..... but i also said that he does'nt look like it, thats why when he is questioned about it.. he points at kimee.

just stop posting please. thx.

Que?

Curly Howard
01-23-2004, 02:08 AM
Can I be Mexican too?

Zen
01-23-2004, 03:36 AM
Quit teasing us Dave.

GhosT^x0
01-23-2004, 05:08 AM
Originally posted by ruffneck119
Your cousin is 18? ......................

You will die horribly. You already have my sister asking about you everytime she's within 5 feet of my computer.

http://home.earthlink.net/~mgantt1325/cousin1.JPG

http://home.earthlink.net/~mgantt1325/cousin2.JPG

http://home.earthlink.net/~mgantt1325/cousin3.JPG

http://home.earthlink.net/~mgantt1325/cousin4.JPG

GeNeRaL
01-23-2004, 09:43 AM
Nice. :)

Carlao
01-23-2004, 09:59 AM
I'd hit it!!!

Purity
01-23-2004, 10:50 AM
i'm a really nice guy dave. tell her about that time that we were driving and you ran over that dog. remember how i lept outta the moving car, picked up the dog, carried it over my back, and delivered it safely to the vets? remember how i gave the vet an extra c-note telling him, "make sure he gets extra special TLC."

yeah those were the days. i'm a really nice guy.













it was a mexican dog too.

Curly Howard
01-23-2004, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Purity
i'm a really nice guy dave. tell her about that time that we were driving and you ran over that dog.

Thump thump
Purity: Did you hear something
Ghost: nope
Purity: ok

Bluecifer
01-23-2004, 02:40 PM
I'm not even gay, but GHOST? i'd hit it*blushes*

Purity
01-23-2004, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Thump thump
Purity: Did you hear something
Ghost: nope
Purity: ok

and then i jumped outta the car. and i also cried at the end of old yeller cause i'm a really nice guy.

Bluecifer
01-23-2004, 02:50 PM
One time a friend of mine ran over skunk. There was 3 of us stuffed in the front of a truck and a skunk was running along the yellow line in front of us and we caught up to it and ran it down. We didn't really mean to, but didn't try too hard to avoid it either. We didn't feel bad at all and even laughed @my freind Winston who was driving. I guess life's not fair if your a skunk.

Curly Howard
01-23-2004, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by Purity
and then i jumped outta the car. and i also cried at the end of old yeller cause i'm a really nice guy.

If you hit a dog it would have been at 103 mph
There wouldn't be enough left to take to the vet.

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Kimmie is way hotter


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Ghost, please take that...whatevertthe****itis out of your ear.You're not a pirate.

Curly Howard
01-23-2004, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
One time a friend of mine ran over skunk. There was 3 of us stuffed in the front of a truck and a skunk was running along the yellow line in front of us and we caught up to it and ran it down. We didn't really mean to, but didn't try too hard to avoid it either. We didn't feel bad at all and even laughed @my freind Winston who was driving. I guess life's not fair if your a skunk.


I hit one with my truck once. I had to wash it with tomato juice to get rid or the smell

ruffneck119
01-23-2004, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
You will die horribly. You already have my sister asking about you everytime she's within 5 feet of my computer.


LOL don't worry dude.

Purity
01-23-2004, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
If you hit a dog it would have been at 103 mph
There wouldn't be enough left to take to the vet.


i was ridin shotgun. dave was driving. dave drives like a woman.

ruffneck119
01-23-2004, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Purity
and then i jumped outta the car. and i also cried at the end of old yeller cause i'm a really nice guy.

And then you sold the dog as meat to an asian guy.

Curly Howard
01-23-2004, 03:04 PM
I see

Dave picking me up from the airport


Bzob had to pee


Funniest thing ever

Dave took a "short cut"

GhosT^x0
01-23-2004, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
One time a friend of mine ran over skunk. There was 3 of us stuffed in the front of a truck and a skunk was running along the yellow line in front of us and we caught up to it and ran it down. We didn't really mean to, but didn't try too hard to avoid it either. We didn't feel bad at all and even laughed @my freind Winston who was driving. I guess life's not fair if your a skunk.

The other night me and my girl were driving down some ****ed up sidestreet in burbank, like 2 blocks away from her house, and WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, I ****in take out this possum. She looks over at me as this thing runs out into the street and I go "THUMPTHUMP" over it at like 45, says "What was that?????" and I say "Possum." That is all I say, as I go back to listening to my Perfect Circle. I even kinda saw that **** twitchin in the rear view as I drove off, and I didn't give a ****.

Dead silence for like 10 minutes. Chick just kinda sat there havin her own little service for some possum she'll never see again, and only met once, however briefly.

Purity
01-23-2004, 03:33 PM
tell your cousin that story. then wait till she gets traumatized by your uncaring methods and THEN hit her with my dog story. after that, follow it up with a reality check on how her boyfriend is cheating on her because he doesn't really love her.

Exotica
01-23-2004, 03:36 PM
wow, dave's pretty hot :?!:

GhosT^x0
01-23-2004, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
I see

Dave picking me up from the airport


Bzob had to pee


Funniest thing ever

Dave took a "short cut"

hahahahahahahahahahaa, you remembered. hahahahahahaha

I hear you're comin back out again???

DOGGx0
01-23-2004, 04:28 PM
i think i know your cousin, dave.

Bluecifer
01-23-2004, 04:29 PM
Hahahahahaha"Possum"Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

GhosT^x0
01-24-2004, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
i think i know your cousin, dave.

No chance. **** yourself. :twak:

Stain
01-25-2004, 01:35 PM
id do her

DOGGx0
01-25-2004, 02:42 PM
lol.

Curly Howard
01-26-2004, 03:01 AM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
hahahahahahahahahahaa, you remembered. hahahahahahaha

I hear you're comin back out again???

Should be out this summer.

I'm looking forward to it