I'm watching tv and all these kids are crying about hazing in their schools and sports team. I'm sorry but if being on a team means having a broom stick up my ass, then sign me up

they are all a bunch of *******

I remember this year that we told the rookies not to sleep on the bus. So one fell asleep so we took a wooden spoon that had penutbutter all over that smacked it in his face.

Whatever happened to a good old fashioned Tea bagging?

When I played football
all the kids did to me was put powder on me
and some toothpaste in my hair
and one night put tape around me while I was sleeping
I didn't give a damn