Adelphia man just left. ****, dude!!!!!!!! Here I am gettin all happy about life for a minute, and god decides to give me a reason to go outside.

:cuss:

At least I had my bottle of Mexican Death / Fire Water to keep me company last night.

http://home.earthlink.net/~mgantt1325/liquor.jpg

I'm also proud to announce that I was the only mother ****er to not only do ONE entire shot, but THREE over the course of 15 minutes. This **** was like drinking cyanide. Instant lock up and gasping-for-air. Wicked ****. Worse than everclear.

looks pretty brutal.
i drank banana rum and watched pirates of the carribean. i wanna be a pirate so bad.

even if i could be a repetative character on the ride at disneyland. like that dude that's sitting on the bridge with his leg hanging over, drinking grog.
i could do better than him.

Yoy ho ho a pirate's life for me.

I like pirates. They so sexy.....some of 'em anyways.:)

Pirates rule, I couldnt figure out if I wanted to be a vampire or a pirate more, then it hit me, a pirate vampire......

Originally posted by kaps
Pirates rule, I couldnt figure out if I wanted to be a vampire or a pirate more, then it hit me, a pirate vampire......

Now that would be original.....you'd start your own trend!:crazy2:

Originally posted by madcrewmom
I like pirates. They so sexy.....some of 'em anyways.:)

oooooh Johnny Depp in POTC....very very very spexy:cool:

pirates are awesome

Oh Jesus not with the freaken pirates again...

Pirates are gay. I could kick any pirates ass. Johnny depp is a ***.

The pet monkey was cool. I want a pet monkey now.


I'll name him Fred



Here Fred eat your damn bananna






Come on Fred lets go





Fred the monkey would rule!!!!!!!!!!

Then you can walking around and say that you have a monkey on your back and it will be true. Think about it.

a pet monkey would kick ass....a pet parrot would be pretty damn kewl too. could train it to say "Arr"

...can parrots say "Arr"??

Yeah and I could train him to lift womens shirts too.

They'd be like"Oh how cute a monkey" and when they would hold it he could lift up their shirt. They would laugh and say bad monkey and try and spank my monkey.

Fred ****in rules


where do I get a monkey?

used to be able to get Spider monkies at the pet stores around here...

Uncle curly's petting zoo can't be far away.

Yeah I'll put it next to Creed's day care

You mean the state hasn't looked into that day care yet?

It's funny, all the kids are 14 years old

Move inbto Neverland Curly...I hear it is currently vacant. Am sure there would be plenty of monkeys there...and Creeds day care would have a well known location...you could split rent

Originally posted by seldomTap
Move inbto Neverland Curly...I hear it is currently vacant. Am sure there would be plenty of monkeys there...and Creeds day care would have a well known location...you could split rent

Smart and sexy


Now I know why Magic Man stalks you

Originally posted by Gman
Pirates are gay. I could kick any pirates ass. Johnny depp is a ***.

1st off, there is not a single pirate in the history of pirates that would have a bit of trouble pounding your ass into oblivion.

2nd, pirates drink mad grog. my backyard is proof that your alcohol tolerence is **** beyond ****age.

3rd, pirates get maaaaaaaad *****. you get none.

4th, pirates got maaaaaaaad treasure. your king o' the cage 10-pack dvd set WISHES it could compare.

5th, pirates kill foreigners. since you are a foreigner then you can suicidally start your "i wish i was a pirate" conquest immediately.

6th, pirates have ass-kicking compadres like monkeys and parrots. you have a disgusting asscrack.

7th, pirates live in anarchy. you live in canada.

8th, **** you. don't ever roust pirates again. i bought a kickass black longsleeve pirate t-shirt at disneyland. and i'm goin back to get the pirate shot glass and an official mr. toad t-shirt cause mr. toad kicks ass too.

Originally posted by Exotica
a pet monkey would kick ass....a pet parrot would be pretty damn kewl too. could train it to say "Arr"

...can parrots say "Arr"??

They can be taught to say just about anything IF they wish to learn it...lol.

Mine says....."Zelda, be quiet" then makes a whole bunch of noise, laughs, and says it again!!

They also learn words you don't want them to.:lol1:

Originally posted by madcrewmom
They can be taught to say just about anything IF they wish to learn it...lol.

Mine says....."Zelda, be quiet" then makes a whole bunch of noise, laughs, and says it again!!

They also learn words you don't want them to.:lol1:

wow, thats kewl, i think i might go to the pet store taday...i'd teach mine to ***** at my little brother :cool:

Originally posted by Exotica
wow, thats kewl, i think i might go to the pet store taday...i'd teach mine to ***** at my little brother :cool:

LOL
The bird will ***** at everybody and at the most inopportune times. Fortunately Zelda said bull**** when I was home and I scolded her right away and she hasn't said it since. I don't want my bird learning bad words. But whatever floats your boat. Be ready for the price tag and the care. The initial vet visit was over $200. Zelda is microchipped.

microchipped? What is that about?

Awesome hijack, btw. hahaha

Originally posted by Purity
1st off, there is not a single pirate in the history of pirates that would have a bit of trouble pounding your ass into oblivion.

2nd, pirates drink mad grog. my backyard is proof that your alcohol tolerence is **** beyond ****age.

3rd, pirates get maaaaaaaad *****. you get none.

4th, pirates got maaaaaaaad treasure. your king o' the cage 10-pack dvd set WISHES it could compare.

5th, pirates kill foreigners. since you are a foreigner then you can suicidally start your "i wish i was a pirate" conquest immediately.

6th, pirates have ass-kicking compadres like monkeys and parrots. you have a disgusting asscrack.

7th, pirates live in anarchy. you live in canada.

8th, **** you. don't ever roust pirates again. i bought a kickass black longsleeve pirate t-shirt at disneyland. and i'm goin back to get the pirate shot glass and an official mr. toad t-shirt cause mr. toad kicks ass too.

Okay that is pretty funny. But since I don't have a glass eye or a wooden leg I would kick a pirates ass. I now have 2 king of the cage 10=packs thank you. You know who lived in canada vikings. Vikings could kick pirate ass any day. From now when all you **** say you want to be a pirate, I'm going to say that I want to be a viking.

there's no way in hell a viking would win. vikings don't have pistols. so if the pirate starts losing the swordfight then he can just bust mad caps.

Pirates would be scared to fight a viking. They can have all the pistols they want because the vikings would just steal them from other people and then use them against the pirates.

what other people? where are gathering these "other people" from and who's to assume that they are gonna be armed with pistols?
even if the viking tries to steal a pistol from some passer-by then the pirate would just shank him through the kidney when his back was turned. and EVEN if the viking gets the pistol then there's no ****ing way he would have the experience of pistol use that the pirate would have. he wouldn't even know how to fire the muther****er, let alone out sling a buckaneer!!!

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
microchipped? What is that about?

Awesome hijack, btw. hahaha

So that they might find her if she gets away outside, or so that if someone else finds her, she will be identified as madcrew's bird.

The japanese learned how to make pistols and firearms when the got just two of them. Why are vikings different? You talking about a fight between one viking and one buckaneer. I'm taking about all the pirates vs. vikings over a long time. Beside's one a pirates fires his gun and kill one viking in the time it takes to reload another viking would have killed said pirate. Their were more vikings then their were pirates.

Originally posted by Gman
The japanese learned how to make pistols and firearms when the got just two of them. Why are vikings different? You talking about a fight between one viking and one buckaneer. I'm taking about all the pirates vs. vikings over a long time. Beside's one a pirates fires his gun and kill one viking in the time it takes to reload another viking would have killed said pirate. Their were more vikings then their were pirates.

oh how cute. NOW we start changing the rules. all of a sudden it's a big group war. all of a sudden it's a battle of population massess instead of the actual subject at hand.

funny because the ORIGINAL fact was that a pirate could kick YOUR ass. after you realized that, then you brought in vikings for your defense. after being shown how THAT won't happen, we now try to gear the arguement towards all out group warfare. face the fact, pirates kick ass!

Originally posted by Gman
The japanese learned how to make pistols and firearms when the got just two of them. Why are vikings different? You talking about a fight between one viking and one buckaneer. I'm taking about all the pirates vs. vikings over a long time. Beside's one a pirates fires his gun and kill one viking in the time it takes to reload another viking would have killed said pirate. Their were more vikings then their were pirates.

You're just on the prowl for public humiliation today, I see.

Well actually if you look at my above post and I quote "Vikings could kick pirate ass any day"

as justice for canada? vikings originated from norway. the only reason they settled in parts of canada was to take some time in setting the villages of native canads on fire while raping their women in fronna the corpses of the "men".

"When the pirates returned from their plundering escapades, they were ready for fun. If returning from a successful voyage, the pirates quickly depleted their blood stained prizes in the local taverns, and alehouses. Often times, drunken pirates in their daze for pleasures, spent thousands of pieces-of-eight in a single night (in those days 10 pieces-of-eight bought a small herd of cattle!). Pleasures such as rum, food, wine, and gambling, made poor tavern masters rich overnight. In short, the pirates wasted in the taverns all they had earned, by giving themselves to all manner of voluptuousness they could afford"

Pirates kick ass, the Vikings were just big bohemoths that wore stoopid looking hats......actually the 'modern' Vikings are in Sweden.

http://www.piratesinfo.com <~more reasons why pirates are superior to Vikings

Vikings kick ass by Grant McClemont.


Vikings had big ass axes and crushed the skulls of their enemy's. Pirates butt-****ed each other. Vikings win.


Vikings use to cut them selves and yell and scream before fighting. Pirates sang gay songs. Vikings win.

Viking lives in the cold and wouldn't have it any other way. Pirates lives in tropical seas. Vikings win.

Vikings wore fur and goat skin. Pirates wore ear rings and silk shirts. Vikings win.

Vikings invaded england. Pirates did **** all.

Vikings had kick ass gods that made thunder and carried hammers. Pirates talked funny.

Vikings robbed people. Pirates robbed people. But vikings still kick ass.

vikings werent funny though.

Vikings need a movie.

Vikings of the English Channel?

Dave. Taking shots of that makes you THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


**** dude that **** is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I have to try this. Yarrrrrr!!!!

Viking of the english channel: The quest for the black goat skin.

WHY GRANT MC CLEMENT WOULD MAKE A ****TY LAWYER.
by tony soto


Originally posted by Gman

Vikings had big ass axes and crushed the skulls of their enemy's. Pirates butt-****ed each other. Vikings win.

lame

Originally posted by Gman

Vikings use to cut them selves and yell and scream before fighting. Pirates sang gay songs. Vikings win.
inflicting damage to yourself before going into battle is just plain stupid. here, lemme poke some holes in my boat before going to battle so that way i can prove myself even cooler. sun tzu would be disgusted.
and pirates sang COOL songs only after they battled.
vikings lose.

Originally posted by Gman

Viking lives in the cold and wouldn't have it any other way. Pirates lives in tropical seas. Vikings win.
gee lemme see....i can either freeze ballsack and live miserably or party like a rockstar in the carribean.....hmmmmm.
vikings lose

Originally posted by Gman

Vikings wore fur and goat skin. Pirates wore ear rings and silk shirts. Vikings win.
vikings win. HOWEVER i did get an asskicking black pirate beanie with skull & crossbones that said "dead men tell no tales" on the back.

Originally posted by Gman

Vikings invaded england. Pirates did **** all.
england was barely a nation when vikings were ****in with it. pirates beat the **** outta english ships and troops all day long when it was at it's strongest. the only reason they didn't take on the nation was because they would have to give up rum drinking if they were to govern a nation. pirates were smart and knew it wasn't worth it.

Originally posted by Gman

Vikings had kick ass gods that made thunder and carried hammers. Pirates talked funny.
comparing accents to gods will get you nowhere. BUT since you started....
viking gods were fake, therefore useless. pirates talked like rockstars. remember what you did during the last Talk Like a Viking Day? oh you don't? that's what i thought.
vikings lose.

Originally posted by Gman

Vikings robbed people. Pirates robbed people. But vikings still kick ass.
no. pirates kick ass.

Pirates are better then Vikings because the plundered towns just for money and women, and they were drunk all of the time. You are just jealous.

Pirates also had guns and cannons thus they would PWN Vikings.

Pirates > Vikings