Put down a quote or a line from a hilarious movie. We'll guess the movie.


"I see your shwartz is as big as mine."

"Could you give me a Cacique with semen, please?"

Mr Peyote in Semen XL: Partying with the Gonades...

"**** YOU, **** YOU...YOURE COOL AND **** YOU."

Originally posted by agfa
Put down a quote or a line from a hilarious movie. We'll guess the movie.


"I see your shwartz is as big as mine." Space Balls

DHelmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose not up it.
GUNNER: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
DHelmet: Who made that man a gunner?
MAJOR: I did sir. He's my cousin.
DHelmet: Who is he?
COLONEL S.: He's an ******* sir.
DHelmet: I know that... whats his name?
COLONEL S.: That is his name sir, *******, Major *******.
DHelmet: And his cousin?
COLONEL S.: He's an ******* too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Phillip *******.
DHelemt: How many *******s we got on this ship anyhow?
THE CREW: YO!!!!
DHelmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s(pulls facemask down) Keep firing *******s!!!

DHelmet: Not so fast Lone Starr.
LStarr: Helmet. So at last we meet for the first time for the last time.....yeah.
DHekmet: Befor you die. There is somthing you must know about us.
LStarr: What?
DHelmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.
LStarr: What's that make us?
DHelmet: Absolutely nothing, which is about what you are about to be.

Skroob: What happened?
DHelmet: What happened?
ColonelS: Its mega maid. Shes gone from Suck to Blow.
Skroob: Do somthing.
DHelmet: Do somthing.
ColonelS(on com): Do somthing.

DHelmet: Say goodbye to your two best friends and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago

COL. SANDURZ: Prepare the ship for light speed.
DARK HELMET: No. No. No. Light speed is too slow. .... We're going to have to go right to .. LUDICROUS speed.

< Insert any line from Sgt. Hartman of Full Metal Jacket here >

DARK HELMET: So the combination is 1,2,3,4,5 ... That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage.
PRESIDENT SKROOB: .... 1,2,3,4,5. That's amazing I've got the same combination on my luggage.

"What the **** is the internet" Jay Jay and silent bob strikes back.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
"**** YOU, **** YOU...YOURE COOL AND **** YOU."

half baked. Good movie.

Hey Ensanity. Halfbaked right.

[Kenny asks what he should get to eat.] Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. Kenny Davis: That's it?

Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. Kenny Davis: That's it? Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, one more thing. Remember that stuff? We used to eat a whole lot of it back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, *****.

Cocaine Addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

Lets see if you guys guess this one.

What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter." You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons.

Now, I don't have to tell you good folks, what has been happening here in our beloved little town: sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped.

Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself. Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet. Jay: ****, everyone knows that. Tell me something else. Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys. [Silent Bob starts to look freaked out.] Jay: [to Bob] Dude, not ALL the time!