View Full Version : I faked an orgasm on Saturday
The Ensanity 01-19-2004, 01:31 PM My girl was sucking my dick for god know how long and I just wanted to bust a nut and watch Simpsons , then **** again
So for some reason I couldnt release my dogs of war, So being the brillant mind that I am, I grunted and pulled her off. Yes, I faked the orgasm...She was like "nothing came out" and I was like "oh. I must be on empty from the sex earlier"....she then said "I reckon you faked an orgasm"...My respond "NO!!!" with a look of shock on my face...
but I got to see the Simpsons, thats all that matters.
Leather 01-19-2004, 01:34 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
I would turn the tv on and let her continue till she was finished.....
The Ensanity 01-19-2004, 01:39 PM Originally posted by Nuno
I would turn the tv on and let her continue till she was finished..... Yeah, but she was at it for a while already, plus she isnt the best at giving head either. Oh well
In other words you got bored......
The Ensanity 01-19-2004, 01:46 PM Originally posted by Nuno
In other words you got bored...... Hmmmm?
Yes...yes I did
VulgarTheClown 01-19-2004, 01:47 PM there is no such thing as a bad BJ, if there is no teeth and no blood.
so she might not have the best sucking skills you gotta be able to get youself off mentally.
close your eyes, hyperventalate yourself, held your breath imagine the hottest ***** ever giving you head and (this works 100%) hear a voice begging for your cum, you will bust in minutes.
Are you trying to give Ensanity tips???:?:
The Ensanity 01-19-2004, 01:50 PM Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
there is no such thing as a bad BJ, if there is no teeth and no blood.
so she might not have the best sucking skills you gotta be able to get youself off mentally.
close your eyes, hyperventalate yourself, held your breath imagine the hottest ***** ever giving you head and (this works 100%) hear a voice begging for your cum, you will bust in minutes.
That does work...buuuuut she does something to **** it up...oh well....the ***** is great though
ill just stick to that
Vulgar seems to be on to something there.
The Ensanity 01-19-2004, 01:51 PM Originally posted by Nuno
Are you trying to give Ensanity tips???:?: Cute, aint it?
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Cute, aint it?
LMAO.......yeah...
Crystalline Dream 01-19-2004, 02:22 PM That has to be the funniest thing I have EVER heard, a guy faking an orgasm.... hahahahahhahahahahahahah. I thought that never happened.
Curly Howard 01-19-2004, 02:23 PM This is why us rednecks do it doggie style. So we can both watch nascar
Crystalline Dream 01-19-2004, 02:26 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard
This is why us rednecks do it doggie style. So we can both watch nascar
LMAO.... I think doggy style feels the best because it's the deepest penetration, but sometimes I catch myself staring at the wall and I laugh at myself... maybe I should position in front of a tv the next time. hahaha
Curly Howard 01-19-2004, 02:27 PM just don't use a mirror.
Carlao 01-19-2004, 03:02 PM LOL @ Dogs of war.
I did the same thing a few years back and she got so ****ing mad, she did not talk to me for days.
The Ensanity 01-19-2004, 03:50 PM Originally posted by Carlao
LOL @ Dogs of war.
I did the same thing a few years back and she got so ****ing mad, she did not talk to me for days. HAHAHAHA
I think we are the future of men...We are paving a road for our young boys to walk
Its about time that the man start turning the tables
Stain 01-19-2004, 04:00 PM I wish i could last long enough to have to fake it
Tha Playa 01-19-2004, 04:07 PM I have faked it before too, just never while getting head. Most of the time it's when I was really ****ed up and couldn't come and was just tired of ****ing and ready to go to bed.
seldomTap 01-19-2004, 05:40 PM Prime typed what I was about to.
Have doen it a few times when I have been bored or the chick is just a lousy root
DOGGx0 01-19-2004, 07:09 PM http://www.djbeebo.com/pics/optimized/girlblue.jpg
http://www.djbeebo.com/pics/optimized/bdaygirl.jpg
http://www.djbeebo.com/pics/optimized/rosiescrowd.jpg
The Ensanity 01-19-2004, 07:42 PM Originally posted by Dogg^x0
http://www.djbeebo.com/pics/optimized/girlblue.jpg
http://www.djbeebo.com/pics/optimized/bdaygirl.jpg
http://www.djbeebo.com/pics/optimized/rosiescrowd.jpg :?:
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DOGGx0 01-19-2004, 08:04 PM hi
The Ensanity 01-19-2004, 08:48 PM Hello Adam
Curly Howard 01-19-2004, 10:09 PM is this one of those ethnic things I read about?
handjobs4dollars 01-19-2004, 11:23 PM Dammit when I lose the weight and my body is all steel and sex appeal. I'm going to **** so many chicks that I have to fake it.
The Ensanity 01-20-2004, 01:21 AM Originally posted by Gman
Dammit when I lose the weight and my body is all steel and sex appeal. I'm going to **** so many chicks that I have to fake it. you can do it now....I have faith in you
DeadAngelicHeart 01-20-2004, 02:00 AM LMAO... I have never heard of a guy faking it...of course then, I have never experienced a guy never getting off from a good bj, or just a really good night of sex! LMAO... That's hallarious... Maybe you should find another girl who's good at both, a decent bj, and really good *****...it does exist you know.
hehehe.
The Ensanity 01-20-2004, 02:13 AM Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
LMAO... I have never heard of a guy faking it...of course then, I have never experienced a guy never getting off from a good bj, or just a really good night of sex! LMAO... That's hallarious... Maybe you should find another girl who's good at both, a decent bj, and really good *****...it does exist you know.
hehehe. I know it exist....but I was never too into bj's anyway
I enjoy beating the ***** up
but if I do want a good BJ, I still mess with my Thurday night girl...
and since youre soooo good at it, you got to let a brotha test it out ;)
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