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Before I shoot myelf from the boredom.

Hi

I'm having my period.

Good...no bun in the oven.

Hi Wondermut, it's cold as hell.


Hi Allison, good to hear your having a great day.

Originally posted by Allison
I'm having my period.

dirt trail?

Hi Paniko........speak dammit.

Originally posted by Nuno
Hi Wondermut, it's cold as hell.


You have caught the correct!

Man, my nutsack almost froze when I was walking in from the parking lot.

Originally posted by Allison
I'm having my period.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Don't know why I found that funny, but it made me LMAO!!!

A woman on her period scares me. They get MAD EVIL!!!

Nothing makes me happier than eating a bluddy *****. Then looking the woman dead in the eye and growling like a werewolf. Sexy stuff, sexy stuff.

The phrase "I got my period" often gives me a sense of relief...

Don't trust any thing that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Sooooo Alli, is it heavy flow or light flow today?

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
The phrase "I got my period" often gives me a sense of relief...

Yeah that too.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
The phrase "I got my period" often gives me a sense of relief... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!!!

Originally posted by Gman
Don't trust any thing that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

I know someone who has said this before.....

Its a rather heavy day. It usually tapers out after day4 or so..

Originally posted by Zen
Nothing makes me happier than eating a bluddy *****. Then looking the woman dead in the eye and growling like a werewolf. Sexy stuff, sexy stuff.

NO. It's bad enough seeing my penis covered in blood, when her period was supposedly over....It grosses me out... :(

For us guys when we're horny it doesn't matter if she has her period.

Well, women have other holes.......

Originally posted by Zen
Nothing makes me happier than eating a bluddy *****. Then looking the woman dead in the eye and growling like a werewolf. Sexy stuff, sexy stuff.

SWEET JESUS!!! You do that!?? FUUUUUCK!!!! I can't even bear the sight of my beloved staff of rightousness covered in blood! The last time I had sex with a girl on her period I made her wipe my dick of with a washcloth so I wouldn't have to look at it before I jumped in the shower! That **** traumatizes me! I like going downtown, but not when the ***** is bloody! That **** is ****in' SCARY!

Originally posted by agfa
For us guys when we're horny it doesn't matter if she has her period.

It matters to me. GF on period =blowjob week....

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
SWEET JESUS!!! You do that!?? FUUUUUCK!!!! I can't even bear the sight of my beloved staff of rightousness covered in blood! The last time I had sex with a girl on her period I made her wipe my dick of with a washcloth so I wouldn't have to look at it before I jumped in the shower! That **** traumatizes me! I like going downtown, but not when the ***** is bloody! That **** is ****in' SCARY!

Exactly how I feel....that **** is NASTY!!!!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
It matters to me. GF on period =blowjob week....



Originally posted by Nuno
Well, women have other holes.......

Weerrrrd...

hahahaha, this is too funny!

Blue Dawg- Do you like messy sex at all? Like, do you dig the kind of sex that when you are done you have to wash the sheets because they're soaked with sweat and cum? Or do you like cleaner sex, where you can just roll over and go to sleep? I'm just curious if it's the blood that freaks you out.

my girl is on the pill so "mary" as i like to call it as in bloody mary is barely even there..its gone after a day..

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
the kind of sex that when you are done you have to wash the sheets because they're soaked with sweat and cum

Damn! How bout you get some air conditioning and have yo man work on his aim....

I'm just asking, because different people like different things! I like hot and sweaty sex, I think it's great when I'm in the mood for it, some people don't like it.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
I'm just asking, because different people like different things! I like hot and sweaty sex, I think it's great when I'm in the mood for it, some people don't like it.
Yeah well i make sure I go down before it gets too sweaty b/c fe-fe starts smellin like a can of bumble bee tuna!

Originally posted by nickeboy9
Yeah well i make sure I go down before it gets too sweaty b/c fe-fe starts smellin like a can of bumble bee tuna!

LMAO....I know what you mean...

gross. hahahahahahaha

Yeah, I think hot, sweaty, rough sex works best if both partners are shaved, might help with your tuna problem.

Im soooooo dope at licking cooter...My girls be like "DAYUM BOY"

Its a gift.

I have a sexual mind, knowledge of a female body, and an acrobatic tongue

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Im soooooo dope at licking cooter...My girls be like "DAYUM BOY"

Its a gift.

I have a sexual mind, knowledge of a female body, and an acrobatic tongue

My girl calls me "God" often.

I have the gift of the turbo tongue....

turbo tongue? What does that gift entail exactly? haha

Originally posted by Nuno
My girl calls me "God" often.

I have the gift of the turbo tongue.... Same here I once made my ex cum 12 times in one night!

Can we change the subject all this talking about bloody fe-fe is makin me thirsty...I could use a V8!!

Originally posted by Nuno
My girl calls me "God" often.

I have the gift of the turbo tongue.... Yeah! Your girl calls me that too when I go down on her lol

I love messy, crazy sex that leaves the room looking like a tornado hit it! It's just the blood that freaks me out! I've also never done anal, because of the poo factor, but I don't think that would freak me out as much as blood because I hear the poo isn't really a factor. I do also like clean sex that you canjust roll over and go to sleep too, but ideally I'd like a combo of both in a relationship.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
turbo tongue? What does that gift entail exactly? haha

It's better than her vibrator.... :P

I never got the vibrator thing... I would be to afraid of electrocution to enjoy it. lol

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Yeah! Your girl calls me that too when I go down on her lol


OOoooOoohhhh, hahahahahaha

I like sweaty sex. If your doing it right, even if it's cold in your house, there should be sweat coming out of the bodies when it comes that time. I'm not really crazy about that special week of the month, but I'll still give it to em as long as they clean me up afterwards.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Yeah! Your girl calls me that too when I go down on her lol :cuss: :grr: :mad: :nonono:

Nothing better than feeling a girl orgasm as you got a finger in the *****, mouth sucking the clit as the tongue goes in circles around the sucked on clit

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I love messy, crazy sex that leaves the room looking like a tornado hit it! It's just the blood that freaks me out! I've also never done anal, because of the poo factor, but I don't think that would freak me out as much as blood because I hear the poo isn't really a factor. I do also like clean sex that you canjust roll over and go to sleep too, but ideally I'd like a combo of both in a relationship.
I don't last long enought to work up a sweat!!!

Originally posted by Nuno
:cuss: :grr: :mad: :nonono: i love you

Originally posted by prime cut
I like sweaty sex. If your doing it right, even if it's cold in your house, there should be sweat coming out of the bodies when it comes that time.

Yes, yes yes. This is what I am talking about.


Originally posted by The Ensanity
Nothing better than feeling a girl orgasm as you got a finger in the *****, mouth sucking the clit as the tongue goes in circles around the sucked on clit


oh ****! I almost creamed my pants!

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Nothing better than feeling a girl orgasm as you got a finger in the *****, mouth sucking the clit as the tongue goes in circles around the sucked on clit
Hey, I patented that technique. :cuss: Although some girls like you to add another finger to tickle the other hole at the same time.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Nothing better than feeling a girl orgasm as you got a finger in the *****, mouth sucking the clit as the tongue goes in circles around the sucked on clit

Yeah their ***** muscles start going all crazy.....

Originally posted by prime cut
Hey, I patented that technique. :cuss: Although some girls like you to add another finger to tickle the other hole at the same time. do u use the swirl at the end at the pinch??

Originally posted by nickeboy9
I don't last long enought to work up a sweat!!!


how is it possible that you have made a chick orgasm 12 times in a night then?

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
how is it possible that you have made a chick orgasm 12 times in a night then?
I can last forver with the tongue the tongue never gets tired

Originally posted by prime cut
Hey, I patented that technique. :cuss: Although some girls like you to add another finger to tickle the other hole at the same time. Son, i been doing that since you were sucking on ya moms tit lol

l

Ensanity
Birthday March 12, 1982

:?::?!:

When you guys eat out. Do you prefer the musky smell with a little acidity? Or just the watery taste? Then again, if you keep eating em out. It eventually gets watery.

Originally posted by nickeboy9
I can last forver with the tongue the tongue never gets tired

That just goes to show that every woman is different, because if a guy goes down on me for too long, my body starts to ache soooooo bad because I want him in me.... it gets to the point I can't take it.... so uh yeah..... haha. How did we get on this convo?

Originally posted by Nuno
Ensanity
Birthday March 12, 1982

:?::!?:
LMAO..:crazy2:

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Son, i been doing that since you were sucking on ya moms tit lol
Considering I am four years your senior and the fact that I started busting nuts in chicks when I was 13, I seriously doubt that:crazy2:

busting a nut... it's been forever since I've heard that one. hhahahahahahahaha

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
busting a nut... it's been forever since I've heard that one. hhahahahahahahaha That saying is making a big cumback

It doesn't really matter the taste as long as it isn't a stank or bitter taste. But when it gets down to it, if the chick is hott, and gets me really going, I'm down for about anything.

Sometimes when I masturbate, I like to scream loudly just before I unleash the dogs of war. It confuses everybody in my office.

Originally posted by Nuno
Ensanity
Birthday March 12, 1982

:?::?!: lol

Originally posted by nickeboy9
That saying is making a big cumback
lmao:lol1:

Anyone for Fish and Chips?

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Sometimes when I masturbate, I like to scream loudly just before I unleash the dogs of war. It confuses everybody in my office.

HAHHAHHAHAHHAAHA....you crazy bastard!!!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Sometimes when I masturbate, I like to scream loudly just before I unleash the dogs of war. It confuses everybody in my office.

no ****? hahahaha. No one has ever rushed in to make sure you weren't dying?

Originally posted by nickeboy9
Anyone for Fish and Chips?
hahaha, ole Zen is down with the chips and that "special" salsa dip though.:lol3:

Yeah, but I lock the door then tell them everything is ok, I just caught myself in my zipper....

Hi....

Originally posted by prime cut
Considering I am four years your senior and the fact that I started busting nuts in chicks when I was 13, I seriously doubt that:crazy2: But you DIDNT go down...HA HA! I win

*celebrates*

That **** doesn't even look like blood...it looks more like a unknown brown-red susbstance used on double dare.

Something like this, Zen?

http://www.lonleysoul.com/gothicblackrose/hannibal/Bloody%20Mouth.jpg

I didn't say that.

Originally posted by Nuno
Something like this, Zen?

http://www.lonleysoul.com/gothicblackrose/hannibal/Bloody%20Mouth.jpg

No, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Wow!! What a bizarre cunnilingus....

I just took a 2 hour lunch....I rule.

Valium rule.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I just took a 2 hour lunch....I rule.

No, you rule for posting pics of the japanese announcer chick from pride. She's f'ng sexay!!!

Okay enough talk about sex.

Originally posted by Gman
Okay enough talk about sex. why? cause you cant talk about what you dont know?

I have manage to not do any work at all so far in this beautiful day. One of the proudest moments in my career life.

I only worked like 10 minutes today.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I have manage to not do any work at all so far in this beautiful day. One of the proudest moments in my career life.
Is that why AGFA booted your ass???:)

I've taken 40 calls today.

Originally posted by nickeboy9
Is that why AGFA booted your ass???:)

Probably, **** AGFA.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Probably, **** AGFA.
No doubt..

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
**** AGFA.

Bub you are missed here....

AGFA was maaad fun sometimes.



PS - I had a dream that Vitor won. Bet on Vitor.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
AGFA was maaad fun sometimes.



PS - I had a dream that Vitor won. Bet on Vitor.

Werd x 2

I had a dream that I ripped my face off with a knife and fork and ate it, but as I ripped chunks off of my face, I noticed that I was someone else underneath.

Vitor by KO Round 3

LMAO @ Nuno. Yeah just like that.

This reminds me of a story this guy Scott I used to work with told me.

He was in the Airforce. Him and a buddy were stationed in Oklahoma or someplace like that. Midwest. They're out at a bar and meet a couple of chicks and take them back to their apartment. Their going at it with these two chicks. Scott's buddy is apparently eating this chicks *****, just going to town. They finish up their business and the chicks leave. Scott looks at his roommate and he's got corn in his goatee.....

Originally posted by Zen
LMAO @ Nuno.
Scott looks at his roommate and he's got corn in his goatee.....


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


BTW, Who's that chick in your av?

Masuimi Max My 2nd wife. Vulgar has a shrine to her in female rotties, but half the pics don't work.

That ***** is ****ing hot. When at first saw your av I thought It was Mandy Moore for a second...ah yeah, Mandy Moore, that's one chick I would love to dig in looking for corn.

Mandy Moore is too girl next door for me. I like bad girl types, tattoos and prison time.

Originally posted by Zen
Mandy Moore is too girl next door for me. I like bad girl types, tattoos and prison time.

We have similair tastes. One of my ex's once hit me with her car...Good times...Good times... I really miss her sometimes. She'd go into these rages where she would shriek like a banshee and fly at me with claws extended....never let me forget I was alive, that one.

I was in my wifes hometown and I disappeared with her older brother and went and got **** faced with him and his friends all day. Later that night we ended up at a party that their uncle was having. My wife shows up, haven't seen her all day, I'm trashed. She walks up to me with this look in her eye...bam.... pops me in the grill with a straight right. I didn't even flinch, but she just started *****ing me out, I don't remember why, her family and the people at the party are like WTF. I remember we ended up back at her parents house, still fighting, I was taking a piss and she threw her wedding band in the toilet, I just kept on pissing and flushed it. good times...good times. Love the bad ass chicks.