View Full Version : Reasons Why My Boss Is a *****
DeadAngelicHeart 01-15-2004, 03:54 PM 1) She gave me a write up for leaving early to go see my "sister" who just got back from Iraq for only 2 weeks, and then goes back.
2) She never lets anyone work on their projects. I could be in the middle of a project, but somehow, her crap is always more important.
3) She's a ****ing retard! I think she's scared, because she knows I could take her job!
God, I hate her, I need a new job!
Oh well, at least I know I am smarter than she is...she can't even type!
:noangel:
The Ensanity 01-15-2004, 03:55 PM clean the sand out her cooter
DeadAngelicHeart 01-15-2004, 03:56 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
clean the sand out her cooter
Eww....nah.... thats really ok.
The Ensanity 01-15-2004, 03:57 PM Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Eww....nah.... thats really ok. ok
Get her a BIG DICK man to knock the ***** out of her....Orgasms can cure ANYTHING
DeadAngelicHeart 01-15-2004, 03:59 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
ok
Get her a BIG DICK man to knock the ***** out of her....Orgasms can cure ANYTHING
LOL. Yeah right... I think this ***** is incapable of having one!
Bluecifer 01-15-2004, 03:59 PM Yeah, it sounds like someone could use a good humping.
DOGGx0 01-15-2004, 03:59 PM what do you do for a living?
The Ensanity 01-15-2004, 04:00 PM Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
LOL. Yeah right... I think this ***** is incapable of having one! How do you know....Maybe she havent found that "mandingo warrior" to flip her upside down and give it to her like a hard up inmate.
DeadAngelicHeart 01-15-2004, 04:01 PM Originally posted by Dogg^x0
what do you do for a living?
I do Data Entry for a 401(k), Profit Sharing consulting company... It's such crap...
DeadAngelicHeart 01-15-2004, 04:03 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
How do you know....Maybe she havent found that "mandingo warrior" to flip her upside down and give it to her like a hard up inmate.
Cause she's married and has two ****in horrible children
DOGGx0 01-15-2004, 04:04 PM Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
I do Data Entry for a 401(k), Profit Sharing consulting company... It's such crap...
well you got a nice body and a cute face. hopefully that'll make your day a bit better. :)
The Ensanity 01-15-2004, 04:05 PM Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Cause she's married and has two ****in horrible children I know a couple of dudes that are willing to give her a "Pig Roast" when her hubby and kids aint around....Cheap Black ****o style. BAMBAMBAM
Bluecifer 01-15-2004, 04:07 PM hahahahahahahahahah! I'll be right back, going to the naked thread....
DeadAngelicHeart 01-15-2004, 04:07 PM Originally posted by Dogg^x0
well you got a nice body and a cute face. hopefully that'll make your day a bit better. :)
Awww...Makes it like 10x better! thanks!
I wish that were true!
DeadAngelicHeart 01-15-2004, 04:10 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
I know a couple of dudes that are willing to give her a "Pig Roast" when her hubby and kids aint around....Cheap Black ****o style. BAMBAMBAM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That would be hallarious... I wonder if she even remember how... she's so damn ugly... I don't know how her husband still looks at her.
The Ensanity 01-15-2004, 04:12 PM Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That would be hallarious... I wonder if she even remember how... she's so damn ugly... I don't know how her husband still looks at her. How ugly? and is she fat?
My homies can only do one or the other...not both
DeadAngelicHeart 01-15-2004, 04:31 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
How ugly? and is she fat?
My homies can only do one or the other...not both
Only ugly... not fat at all...and she is pretty bad.
The Ensanity 01-15-2004, 05:32 PM Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Only ugly... not fat at all...and she is pretty bad. okokok
Go up to her and tell her this:
*in a cheerful and "happy to see you" voice*
"Hey SWEETIE!!!....Look, I see you have been on my ass lately, so I did you the favor of getting you "a relaxing getting away". Just have your hubby take the kids to grandma's for like 3 hours and Ill send this "wonderful relaxing escape" to you...I know youre wondering what it is....Well, Im sending two big magnum wearing blacks guys from the hood to **** you silly...Now go make arrangement to get the house to yourself"
DOGGx0 01-15-2004, 05:42 PM Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Awww...Makes it like 10x better! thanks!
I wish that were true!
i've seen some pictures of you. don't front.
DeadAngelicHeart 01-15-2004, 05:43 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
okokok
Go up to her and tell her this:
*in a cheerful and "happy to see you" voice*
"Hey SWEETIE!!!....Look, I see you have been on my ass lately, so I did you the favor of getting you "a relaxing getting away". Just have your hubby take the kids to grandma's for like 3 hours and Ill send this "wonderful relaxing escape" to you...I know youre wondering what it is....Well, Im sending two big magnum wearing blacks guys from the hood to **** you silly...Now go make arrangement to get the house to yourself"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Holy **** that is funny. I would do it too, if the owner of the company weren't in her office.
The Ensanity 01-15-2004, 06:49 PM Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Holy **** that is funny. I would do it too, if the owner of the company weren't in her office. DAMN IT!!111
I m out of ideas now :(
DeadAngelicHeart 01-15-2004, 06:58 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
DAMN IT!!111
I m out of ideas now :(
It's cool... She gets to leave at 3:00pm while the rest of us are stuck here till 5...and she gets Wednesday's and Fridays to work at home, but she never is at ****ing home! Stupid *****...she doesn't know how good she's got it.
The Ensanity 01-15-2004, 07:32 PM Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
It's cool... She gets to leave at 3:00pm while the rest of us are stuck here till 5...and she gets Wednesday's and Fridays to work at home, but she never is at ****ing home! Stupid *****...she doesn't know how good she's got it. She hates her life...got to be the reason...
She simply hates her life and needs 2 large black ****s....
Leave her a note that say:
"For a good time call B and CD for all your orgasmic and pig roast needs"
or you can just "off" her...thats easy too. Lil messy, but easy
ruffneck119 01-16-2004, 01:51 AM DAH do you come on here just to *****?
DeadAngelicHeart 01-16-2004, 02:03 AM Originally posted by ruffneck119
DAH do you come on here just to *****?
Depends? You come on here just to be in a bad mood?
juzre 01-16-2004, 02:09 AM All bosses are cunts. Male or female.
DeadAngelicHeart 01-16-2004, 02:14 AM Originally posted by juzre
All bosses are cunts. Male or female.
Yes, this I have noticed... I really don't care anymore. She can have a stick up her ass....she wont ruin my mood anymore. :-)
ruffneck119 01-16-2004, 02:56 AM Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Depends? You come on here just to be in a bad mood?
Sounds like you do.
DeadAngelicHeart 01-16-2004, 10:34 AM Originally posted by ruffneck119
Sounds like you do.
Nope, I am always in a good mood. Just tend to get really bored.
ruffneck119 01-16-2004, 03:18 PM Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Nope, I am always in a good mood. Just tend to get really bored.
Well, I will be in the 818 tomorrow if you are bored we can get drunk and screw.
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