View Full Version : Would You Give Danielle From Eastenders One?


Sane Man
01-14-2009, 05:06 PM
Or am I on my own on this one?

Savino
01-14-2009, 05:10 PM
does a bear **** in the woods?

Sane Man
01-14-2009, 05:25 PM
Good answer. I thought I may have been alone on this one. She seems to be, shall we say, an equired taste.

Oasis_Lad
01-14-2009, 05:26 PM
You know the rule, D. Pics....

Southpaw Stinger
01-14-2009, 05:34 PM
I'd prefer to give her mum one.

cosmichorn
01-14-2009, 05:46 PM
pics pleasseee

Rocky.
01-14-2009, 05:55 PM
A wish she would just hurry up and come clean about who she is :boxing:

Southpaw Stinger
01-14-2009, 05:56 PM
A wish she would just hurry up and come clean about who she is :boxing:

Indeed. Get on with it slag!

Sane Man
01-14-2009, 06:06 PM
Also agreed. She ain't half dragging this mutha out. I'm on my phone internet which means I can't upload pics. Or maybe I can, but regardless, I can't be arsed to find out. I'll hunt for one tomorrow. In the mean time one of you slags are welcome to post one.

Patty Tanager
01-14-2009, 06:07 PM
Hell yeah!...

Southpaw Stinger
01-14-2009, 06:08 PM
Also agreed. She ain't half dragging this mutha out. I'm on my phone internet which means I can't upload pics. Or maybe I can, but regardless, I can't be arsed to find out. I'll hunt for one tomorrow. In the mean time one of you slags are welcome to post one.


I can't go on google without looking for tits. So unless this Danielle bird has done a nude scene, it just ain't happening. :(

Sane Man
01-14-2009, 06:20 PM
You could be onto something there my son. "Eastenders After Dark" Danielle and Stacy getting it on. Tanya and Roxy take care of the Milf side of things. Patrick and that other black fella for some inter-racial scenes. And the Masoods for some oriental flavour. **** I'd watch it. The only thing it would need then is some midgets, possibly amputee's.

Southpaw Stinger
01-14-2009, 06:22 PM
Peggy has the midget side covered. Little Jay could fill in for a secondary midget.

When Billy's kid grows up we could bring a bit of retard **** into the bargain. We should have thought of this sooner.

Sane Man
01-14-2009, 06:34 PM
If only Wellard was still alive.

Southpaw Stinger
01-14-2009, 06:36 PM
Aye. We could bring Hayley over from Corrie for a bit of tranny action. I'd be thinking of Wellard though.

Sane Man
01-14-2009, 07:11 PM
Bit of Shadrach Dingle. Incase any ladies fancy abit of tramp.

Sane Man
01-15-2009, 07:08 AM
I'm abit hesitant to post this and get ridiculed for saying I'd give her a poke, she doesn't look as fit as she does on the telly in pictures. But f.uck it, I stand by what I said before, she would still get it from me.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/D-Hook/Danielle_EE.jpg

Clegg
01-15-2009, 07:20 AM
She looks decent in that photo. Never seen her in the show though.

No idea why people fancy Stacy. http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/4561/90398141ar8.jpg

Anyone who wants to **** that girl should give S+M a go, because they've obviously got a thing for self-degradation.

Flab
01-15-2009, 07:21 AM
She looks decent in that photo. Never seen her in the show though.

No idea why people fancy Stacy. http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/4561/90398141ar8.jpg

Anyone who wants to **** that girl should give S+M a go, because they've obviously got a thing for self-degradation.

That pic is turning me on.

Flab
01-15-2009, 07:24 AM
Also, unblock me from MSN and I promise I wont ask you to mastubate with me over a Gary Coleman documentary again.

Sane Man
01-15-2009, 07:27 AM
My eyes have been opened to the real Stacy Slater. And it doesn't make good viewing.

Clegg
01-15-2009, 07:32 AM
I've got nothing against girls who are a bit chubby. because they tend to have bigger tits. But with her, her belly comes out further than her boobs.

Addition
01-15-2009, 07:34 AM
I've got nothing against girls who are a bit chubby. because they tend to have bigger tits. But with her, her belly comes out further than her boobs.

Even if she lost some weight, I wouldn't go anywhere near her.

Clegg
01-15-2009, 07:36 AM
Yeah, from the state of her face, I'm guessing that her mum sat on her head when she was born. Or something.

Patty Tanager
01-15-2009, 08:48 AM
This Stacey hating is out of order.

Sane Man
01-15-2009, 08:50 AM
This Stacey hating is out of order.

Sorry mate but Danielle pisses over Stacy. Calm down fetish people, not literally.

chrismart83
01-15-2009, 08:54 AM
Yep....Danielle would get it.

Duggie
01-15-2009, 10:02 AM
She is probably the most irritating soap chracter of all time along with the Del Boy wannabe cunt in Corrie

gunners
01-15-2009, 11:49 AM
http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/83050791.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19303D83A05122D2369D42CB10490B85DE6 5A5397277B4DC33E

would absolutely get it

Charles Darwin
01-15-2009, 04:58 PM
I would f.uck stacey, that blonde bint is a bit scary for me.

Onslow.
01-15-2009, 05:03 PM
yeah i'd shag danielle, but if she acted anything like the moaning whiney 8 year old ***** in the show, i'd kick her straight out of the mansion straight after

Charles Darwin
01-15-2009, 05:11 PM
yeah i'd shag danielle, but if she acted anything like the moaning whiney 8 year old ***** in the show, i'd kick her straight out of the mansion straight after

I'd shag Whitney whilst Stacey licked my ring.

Ben could watch.

http://www.tvscoop.tv/ben_mitchell.jpg

Sane Man
01-16-2009, 08:46 AM
http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/83050791.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19303D83A05122D2369D42CB10490B85DE6 5A5397277B4DC33E

would absolutely get it

Good find mate. I had a quick look for that pic I posted and all I could find was the same ****ty pics, she's looks ****ing fit there.

I'd shag Whitney whilst Stacey licked my ring.

Ben could watch.

http://www.tvscoop.tv/ben_mitchell.jpg

That went from:

1. "I'd shag Whitney" Yeah, definitely mate.

2. "Whilst Stacey licked my ring" Little bit weird, but whatever floats the boat.

3. "Ben could watch" You're one sick mother****er

But I still love you :luvbed:

Oasis_Lad
01-16-2009, 09:58 AM
She's got a face like a smacked arse.

Sane Man
01-16-2009, 10:50 AM
She's got a face like a smacked arse.

Oh it's on now.

How do you sleep after saying things like that?

Patty Tanager
01-16-2009, 12:42 PM
I'd rather shag Stacey, i bet she is a right dirty little slag.

Davros?
01-16-2009, 01:40 PM
Or am I on my own on this one?

I would......

Charles Darwin
01-16-2009, 04:12 PM
That blondie is seriously scary looking, I would punch her but I doubt that I would shag her.

She looks like she has issues. I bet you'd f.uck her and it'd all be cool, but you'd wake up in the morning and she'd be sat rocking in the corner covered in blood, laughing hysterically holding your severed penis in her hand.

I hate it when *****es do that ****.

Patty Tanager
01-16-2009, 08:36 PM
I'd pay to shag her.

The Noose
01-17-2009, 03:36 AM
1. Stacey is a dead ringer for Megan Fox

2. I would shag the 2 blonde slags in the queen vic beyond recognition.

3. Why watch Eastenders when u have Hollyoaks?

Southpaw Stinger
01-17-2009, 10:12 AM
3. Why watch Eastenders when u have Hollyoaks?

There's only so far I can lower meself..

The Noose
01-17-2009, 05:54 PM
There's only so far I can lower meself..

I said watch not listen.

If u have a nob and a wall to rub it against, u should be watching Hollyoaks.

Duggie
01-20-2009, 09:55 AM
[QUOTE=Bob Anomaly;4605333][B][SIZE="5"]1. Stacey is a dead ringer for Megan FoxQUOTE]

Pipe the **** down

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/celeb-profiles-actress/megan-fox/pictures/megan-fox-picture-1.jpg

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/television/tv_images/eastenders_stacey_slater.jpg

The Noose
01-20-2009, 01:53 PM
[QUOTE=Bob Anomaly;4605333][B][SIZE="5"]1. Stacey is a dead ringer for Megan FoxQUOTE]

Pipe the **** down

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/celeb-profiles-actress/megan-fox/pictures/megan-fox-picture-1.jpg

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/television/tv_images/eastenders_stacey_slater.jpg

I honestly cant tell who is who. Uncanny!!

Clegg
01-20-2009, 01:59 PM
I've never been that keen on Megan Fox. Don't get me wrong, I'd pound the **** out of it, but she's far from the sexiest woman in the world.

Sane Man
01-21-2009, 04:13 AM
I've never been that keen on Megan Fox. Don't get me wrong, I'd pound the **** out of it, but she's far from the sexiest woman in the world.

My opinion exactly.

Roger Yomama
01-21-2009, 04:31 AM
I'm abit hesitant to post this and get ridiculed for saying I'd give her a poke, she doesn't look as fit as she does on the telly in pictures. But f.uck it, I stand by what I said before, she would still get it from me.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/D-Hook/Danielle_EE.jpg

She's no Dot Cotton but I'd have a stab

Sane Man
01-21-2009, 04:45 AM
I've changed my mind about Danielle. I wouldn't give her one. I would tear her up.

Roger Yomama
01-21-2009, 04:55 AM
I've changed my mind about Danielle. I wouldn't give her one. I would tear her up.

She looks a bit like that posh tart who used to be on Top Gear back in the day. I'd slip her a crippler, but if she tries for chit chat and cuddles after, then I'll stick a marrow up her 'arris and send her on her way.

RenegadeT
01-27-2009, 10:50 AM
what about Tanya ?

http://i39.tinypic.com/263yqlf.jpg

The RealDeal
01-27-2009, 11:05 AM
Oh for ****s sake, Danielle is so naive its unbelievable, the stupid lookin bint wouldn't know what to do with it. Shouting out instructions to her I'd feel like I'm taking advantage :bigeyes:

As for Stacey everyone sees her as the next door neighbor you would love to bang, dirty, sassy and love handles aint bad. If she knocked on the door one night and offered, you would.

Remember the scene she wore a corset ? Max must have rammed her hard, I would have done some serious Van Damage if it were me.

The RealDeal
02-08-2009, 08:43 PM
Hell Yeah !!!!!!!




http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2893/mf54876895755438b99a2c4zg7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4599/47694ec0bf6dc8cc9f24322lp8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3071/80978067ur7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



:wank:

Charles Darwin
02-09-2009, 04:00 PM
what about Tanya ?

http://i39.tinypic.com/263yqlf.jpg

Now your talking, Tanya and stacey together.:hitit:

The Noose
02-09-2009, 04:13 PM
Who is that blonde slutty lookin slut who works in the Queen Vic? Her and Samantha Janus would get it. Oh they'd get it alrite. Good and proper. Thank u very much!

x-PeROxiDE-x
02-09-2009, 07:08 PM
I'd rather shag Stacey, i bet she is a right dirty little slag.

Anyone ever hear about the time the girl who plays Stacey met some dude in a hotel and then ****ed him on a chair in the corridoor?

Twas in one of the tabloids, they had pics and everything.

She's a dirty little tramp, but she'd definitely get it, all night ****ing long... :wank:

Flab
02-09-2009, 07:15 PM
Hell Yeah !!!!!!!





http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3071/80978067ur7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



:wank:Far left is my favourite.

Clegg
02-09-2009, 07:17 PM
The 14 year old?

The RealDeal
02-09-2009, 07:19 PM
Far left is my favourite.

Thats borderline mate. Jail bait.

Flab
02-09-2009, 07:20 PM
The 14 year old?

I guess?

What is her name?

Clegg
02-09-2009, 07:23 PM
The one in red or the one in black?

No idea what either of them are called, but the one in red would probably get you a lighter jail sentance.

The RealDeal
02-09-2009, 09:41 PM
The one in the Red is 17, the one in the Black is 15. Don't even discuss the one in the middle !!!!!


Go to to the official website for the details.

Sick/
02-10-2009, 06:33 PM
would hit tiffney

RenegadeT
02-10-2009, 06:43 PM
what a sensual episode , Whitney was great tonight .

FAO Spider_SsSilver : your a peado .

Sick/
02-10-2009, 07:00 PM
what a sensual episode , Whitney was great tonight .

FAO Spider_SsSilver : your a peado .


nah thats tony

The RealDeal
02-10-2009, 07:27 PM
would hit tiffney

That makes you a peado right there.


EDIT:

Your Favorite artists & Song perhaps ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xthGHD-zikk

black.ink
02-11-2009, 05:25 AM
I've never seen the Stacy attraction to be honest, but don't get me wrong, i'd tap it.

Difference is, Danielle doesn't seem the type to get it as much, so i would come off as a god when banging her, whereas Stacy has seen it all, done it all.

Ronny and Tanya is the milf threesome all blokes want, and as soon as Lauren hits 16, you can guarantee a queue of perves who've been waiting for 2 years (including me) for a slice of the pie.

Sick/
02-11-2009, 12:54 PM
That makes you a peado right there.


EDIT:

Your Favorite artists & Song perhaps ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xthGHD-zikk

yeah you found one of my favs right there.

The RealDeal
02-11-2009, 02:04 PM
yeah you found one of my favs right there.

Glad I could brighten up your day.

Clegg
04-02-2009, 03:28 PM
I think she just died?







































But I still would.

RenegadeT
04-02-2009, 03:30 PM
I think she just died?


































But I still would.


me too , prefer stacey though , thought her tits where going to explode out of that top at one stage tonight

Mozza
04-02-2009, 03:32 PM
That was tragic.

Clegg
04-02-2009, 03:38 PM
Yeah, I dunno why they make these shows so depressing.

Davros?
04-02-2009, 03:44 PM
Yeah, I dunno why they make these shows so depressing.

i saw the end of tht i dont really watch them much as soon as someone joins you know they will end up in a body bag.

Savino
04-02-2009, 04:03 PM
If she is still warm id stick my sword in her. tradgic death tho

The RealDeal
04-02-2009, 05:36 PM
They drew the crappest story ever out for over a year then when she finally told everyone who she was she gets ran the fuk over !?

The tragedy in this is that we actually pay for those writers.

TheHoff'sGhost
04-02-2009, 05:58 PM
A friend of mine is friends with the actress bird who plays Danielle.

I'd give her a portion.

Mozza
04-02-2009, 06:02 PM
A friend of mine is friends with the actress bird who plays Danielle.

I'd give her a portion.

Give her a portion, record it, then post it here.

TheHoff'sGhost
04-02-2009, 06:07 PM
Give her a portion, record it, then post it here.

I'm gonna try and get my friend to bring her out with us on a night out. I'll try me bleeding hardest and attack her from all angles with me mighty trousersnake. After a few drinks she'll surely give in as the wee lassy won't be able to hold off the ferocious assault of the old beef bayonet.

Southpaw Stinger
04-02-2009, 07:23 PM
You just know she's a screamer in bed. Use that mighty beef bayonet of yours to plug the hole.

The RealDeal
04-02-2009, 07:46 PM
Well shes fukin dead now and will need the money, slip her a tenner and she'll probably let you pump her while shes asleep.

Southpaw Stinger
04-02-2009, 07:49 PM
Well shes fukin dead now and will need the money, slip her a tenner and she'll probably let you pump her while shes asleep.

Aye, I might intercept her on her way to the dole.

Rocky.
04-02-2009, 08:15 PM
They drew the crappest story ever out for over a year then when she finally told everyone who she was she gets ran the fuk over !?

The tragedy in this is that we actually pay for those writers.

:lol1: a know m8, thats what i was thinking as well, utter ****e

The RealDeal
04-02-2009, 08:29 PM
I'm glad some of you boys agree.

Southpaw Stinger
04-02-2009, 08:42 PM
They're all ****e drivers in Albert Square.

The RealDeal
04-02-2009, 09:20 PM
They're all ****e drivers in Albert Square.

Janine did what her dad did.

Another example of poor writing.

Man, I really hate the fact I paid for this ****.

Southpaw Stinger
04-02-2009, 09:25 PM
Janine did what her dad did.

Another example of poor writing.

Man, I really hate the fact I paid for this ****.

Aye, money down the pisser.

Yer can bet them crappy writers are making a **** load churning out this cack.

Sane Man
04-03-2009, 06:29 AM
That was a cop out.

Southpaw Stinger
04-03-2009, 06:30 AM
I've never thought about signing a petition before.

This will be no exception.

Davros?
04-03-2009, 07:58 AM
Yeah what the point of bringing in a new character and build up a story for a ridicules long time only for her to get owned by a car 2mins latter, in any case she didnít even look hurt I knew a girl tht got hit by a car very similar to tht and she jst had a broken leg lol. The girl tht played her is screwed now she wont get a part in anything else.

Sick/
04-04-2009, 09:47 AM
still give her one even though shes dead

Southpaw Stinger
04-04-2009, 09:56 AM
You got away with too much with them prossies matty.

Gorgeous George
04-04-2009, 10:01 AM
danielle is a mongrel! just like that skank stacey! rough work boyz! ROUGH WORK!

Southpaw Stinger
04-04-2009, 10:03 AM
Stacey's a reet slag.

Gorgeous George
04-04-2009, 10:06 AM
yes i can smell all the other dudes cum off her dirty gash from here!! na! no thank you love!