Just to see what they are like.

DENIS LEARY - *******
(Spoken)
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream.
About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down
in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the
****les of our hearts, maybe below the ****les, maybe in the sub****le
area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the
colon, we don't know.
(Sung)
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and ****o and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no) no way (uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's an *******, such an *******)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's a real ****ing *******)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
NAAAAH!
I'm an ******* (he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an ******* (he's the world's biggest *******)
(Spoken)
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado,
hot-****in'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big
brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in
that baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down
quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-
biodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' down
those greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the
side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why?
Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two words--nuclear ****in'
weapons, OK? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, they can have all the democracy
they want...they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of
Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of ****in' difference, because we got
the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen! And when we find a cure for
cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You
know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million
times--that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and
John Casavetti and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of ****in' whisky and drive...
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know you really are an *******?)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song, Chris. I thought I was the
*******... all the time it was him... what an *******!
(Sung)
I'm an ******* (I'm an *******, he's an *******)
I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******)
A S-S H-O L-E
Everybody, A S-S H-O L-E
Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay
A-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom
Oooooooo
(Spoken)
I'm an ******* and I'm proud of it!
(Chris mouths: *******)

It's an american test so I always assumed I would get 100 percent and never bothered taking it, beliving it would actually make me dumber.

I am not going to lie. It's easy. I went in there with a hangover and I barely got any sleep and I scored a 1250.

Well I want to take it. Maybe I should lie and say that I want to go to school in the states next year so I can take it.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
I am not going to lie. It's easy. I went in there with a hangover and I barely got any sleep and I scored a 1250.

A 1250??? Jiminey Crickets!!! GET YOUR ASS BACK IN SCHOOL!!! M would love a score like that!! She only got 770!! Ashes took her PSAT and scored in the 700's......

1080 here, not too shabby for not giving a **** about anything in highschool

Originally posted by Gman
Well I want to take it. Maybe I should lie and say that I want to go to school in the states next year so I can take it.

I don't like school anymore; college blows. I'll prolly go back in a couple years.

It just sucks too much ass for me right now, I need to mature or something to that effect.

SLept through it the first time and got a 680!! took it second time b/c u can take the higher score from one part and combine with your high score from the other part..I couldn't even combine b/c I scored a 680 again!!! Hows that for consistancy..

I took them and I scored a 1420

Originally posted by Allan the Magic Goose
I took them and I scored a 1420

DAMN good score!!! 1600 is perfect.

Originally posted by Allan the Magic Goose
I took them and I scored a 1420

Was this before or after the 40 of vodka?

I scored a 1010 myself...

I got a 1300, but that was before I had lost as many brain cells and I actually worked pretty hard to prepare.

dont take it if you dont have to, waste of a day. its boring, and proves nothing. The test is geared to upper middle class white males and the only thing it proves is that you can sit in a classroom for a while and fill in bubbles.

I'm a upper middle class white male and I feel cheated I never had to take any standarzied test in high school. The best I got was in college when they gave me a reading level test in college and I got grade 14.