Not really asking I just wanted to make a thread.

wow, i just wasted like 30 seconds of my life reading that and posting this...thanks a lot loser.:crazy2:

nakkid pics

Originally posted by Gman
nakkid pics

to quote adam: no, die

How big are your boobs sweetheart?

Please

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
How big are your boobs sweetheart?

how bigs ur dick hunny?

pics?

I was talking to Gman, young lady.

Anyway, my manjunk measures about 7 or 8 inches from tip to balls, no lies.

- El Beelzebub

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I was talking to Gman, young lady.

Anyway, my manjunk measures about 7 or 8 inches from tip to balls, no lies.

- El Beelzebub

you really didn't have to answer that lol

7 or 8?? u dont know for sures? what'd u do during ur teenage years? i thought all guys did that...bragging rights or something.:lol1:

Hey, I beat my meat, but I don't measure mini me. All I know is that is an inch shorter than my palm's length...and I can hold a B-Ball with one hand.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Hey, I beat my meat, but I don't measure mini me. All I know is that is an inch shorter than my palm's length...and I can hold a B-Ball with one hand.

haha awesome

i've got lil hands....what does that mean?

It make my dick look big in them

Originally posted by Gman
It make my dick look big in them

Touche. :lol1:

...i should've expected that

I can't believe I just said Touche...The mutha****in' French.

Yeah while when you give the sit up I got to take it.

Do you have any black in you?

She needs to post some pics of herself.

Bra size, por favor.

you all have already seen pix of me, i dont need to post any

Yep I need new jerking material and exotica is lieing if she says she doesn't find that hot.

mmmm...after carefully reading her posts I have come to the conclusion that she is either a 12 year old lil' girl somewhere in Montana or an undercover FBI agent looking for sexual predators in the internet....Good night folks.

Either way I would hit it.

Originally posted by Gman
Either way I would hit it.

....w/a 12 y/o???

Hey if theirs no grass on the field, turn over and play in the mud.

Originally posted by Gman
Hey if theirs no grass on the field, turn over and play in the mud.

So wrong, yet so funny

Yeah I try.

And so old. I've been using that for years.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
And so old. I've been using that for years.

and putting it into practice

This thread is making me LMAO! Gman in rare form!

Yeah creeds a ***. He sent me a pm to cut it out. I mean it's okay for him to stalk tammy in real life but I can have a little fun with exotica. Wtf?

Cut what out? I didn't think you did anything out of the ordinary that we all do to the females of Global now and again?

Originally posted by Gman
Yeah creeds a ***. He sent me a pm to cut it out. I mean it's okay for him to stalk tammy in real life but I can have a little fun with exotica. Wtf?

I sent you a PM asking you to keep it to one thread

Yes...or keep her in your basement like poor Tammy is at Creeds house.

And I don't know one guy who has actually measured his dick with a ruler...except for one guy who claimed to be 8 inches on the flop...he also fingered his cat so I don't know how much relevance his opinion is

LMAO! He fingered his cat?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I haven't really measured my **** either, I'm afraid I'll find out that I've been lying all these years.

Yep. Daniel Austin...it was 8th grade and Benji Buik lived next door to him. Benji heard this strange growling kind of squeal from the cat so he climbed the fence to see what was going on...there was old Daniel, up to his large knuckle in the cats ass...he never lived it down and the cat scratched **** out of him in his sleep

Hahahahahaha! I wonder what is going through a man's head when he decides it would be a good idea to stick his finger in a cat's ass HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

I don't know....I really don't know.

The same guy was involved in an infamous video camera incident of him getting toothpaste licked off his knob by another dude the next year.
They were in a media class and tooling around when some dude hit record on a video camera...the tape somehow made its way into a science class and shown to a class of 30, which spread the word in about 5 minutes to every other school in the district.

I went to another school and heard about it within an hour of it happening

That's ****ed up! This guy has a penchant for both beasts and other men!

He disappeared after the video tape incident...there were uncomfirmed sightings here and there, but nothing concrete. I am tipping he working on a gay resort somewhere as a pet minder

I'd measure mine, but only if I could get an accurate measurement starting at my spleen (thank you, Robert Schimmel).