doubtful. he's pretty maxed out.

so let's see. so far he's managed to be a perfect example of an all-American, he's a rockstar, banged MAAAAAD gash, drinks beer, ALWAYS drank beer, hunts tons of animals archery-stylin simply because he can, rousts on the hippies that have a problem with that, shoots flaming arrows into his audience, and........














http://www.tednugent.com/ranch/elkhunt_pics/youngranchelk.gif












that's right.............


http://www.archeryhistory.com/archers/pics/nugent.jpg



















JUST INJURED HIMSELF WITH A ****IN CHAINSAW!!!!

http://launch.yahoo.com/read/news.asp?contentID=215752



i knew this chick in high school who's older brother tried to commit suicide by axing himself in the head. oh well. ted kicks more ass then that. ted's also gonna kick Sheep****er's ass too. watch out mr. madrid......yer goin down!!!
http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/090302/music_nugent.jpg

i hate ted nugent. he's an old bitter scumbag that is jealous of ozzy with all of the **** talk then he follows with a ****ty ass reality show. he only has 1 good song and that's stranglehold.

you know, the moment i saw cesaro as a reply i knew the 1st reply in my thread was gonna be ballsack. i can't wait till yer cat gets run over by a truck.

Hahahahahaahhahahaa!! You both have ggod points. Continue.

continue? ok.

well "cat scratch fever" is an ass kicking song, not only because it's all about the love for getting *****, but also because the guitar riff makes you wanna pound beer. i shoulda added that song to my drug songs thread.

Yeah he really kicks ass. He does ads for hunting gear on the out door life channel now. Way to go.

even more better!
and just when i thought he couldn't possibly outdo himself. **** yeah ted!!!

Shooting animals is cool

I know everyone might be surprised to hear me say that, but shooting **** is actually a lot of fun. Hunting is very enjoyable (as long as its not something like a bald egale of a whale)

Nugent is a cool mofo... my ex gf's father hunts with him often, guess hes got some hunting club/group or something.

how can you put the word cool in the same sentence with a man that wears zebra striped pants with suspenders?






Oh and nice head band.

LOL

'least he's not wearing a Fubu shirt and saggy pants :)

I once seen an interview with him and his daughters. His daughters always said they had a problem dating cause Ted would sit there with his guns to kinda intimidate them. I wouldnt be bothered, I would tell him to put down the extension of his **** and tangle like a real man. Then after I beat his old drunken ass near into a coma, I would make him watch me dip my balls into his little girls while he cries like a little *****. Last thing he would hear before falling unconscious would be:

"I know you like it in the ass baby but I cant cause your old man is a coward"


Then I would let a week go by and wait till Ted goes hunting to prove to himself that he is still a man. When he wanders through the woods looking for game he will be assuaded by a trail of beer that will lead him to a shack that reads "***gy gay tights 1/2 off" and will enter shack giddy as a whore at a frat party only to be ripped apart by hungry mountain lions while I play "Cat Scratch Fever" as he screams in agony.

He likes to hunt alot, so ****ing what?

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah Ted wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah drunken wah-wah-wah-wah

wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah

wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah Ted wah hunting wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah beer wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah mountain lions wah-wah-wah-wah-wah

http://www.bearandbisoninn.com/images/tasty.jpg

LOL, you took forever to reply.

I cant blame you though, its hard to mount a valid argument about Nugent being cool.

The bacon will help him on his way to the place where he can make everyone happy.......his death.

I gotta go with Aaron on this one. You pretty much lose all credibility and appeal after appearing in public with leopard skin tights and suspenders. Now the loin cloth back in the 70's, that was some cool ****.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
I once seen an interview with him and his daughters. His daughters always said they had a problem dating cause Ted would sit there with his guns to kinda intimidate them. I wouldnt be bothered, I would tell him to put down the extension of his **** and tangle like a real man. Then after I beat his old drunken ass near into a coma, I would make him watch me dip my balls into his little girls while he cries like a little *****. Last thing he would hear before falling unconscious would be:

"I know you like it in the ass baby but I cant cause your old man is a coward"


Then I would let a week go by and wait till Ted goes hunting to prove to himself that he is still a man. When he wanders through the woods looking for game he will be assuaded by a trail of beer that will lead him to a shack that reads "***gy gay tights 1/2 off" and will enter shack giddy as a whore at a frat party only to be ripped apart by hungry mountain lions while I play "Cat Scratch Fever" as he screams in agony.

Any punk can fire a gun from across the room but it take's a man to get close enough to stab.

Ted Nugent sucks ass

Hunting animals and eating meat is cool

Purity is right. **** the tights and hair, every rocker back then looked like that.In 20 years we'll all look back at they way we dress now and laugh just like we do at them. Hunting is cool and only a real man can hunt with a bow, it's as primal as it gets.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
LOL, you took forever to reply.
cause i'm on the phone. this lawyer won't stfu. they never do.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre

I cant blame you though, its hard to mount a valid argument about Nugent being cool.
don't need to argue what i already validated. dead animals via archery, beer, chainsaws, groupies, and rock n' roll= EPIC

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre

The bacon will help him on his way to the place where he can make everyone happy.......his death.
the bacon is to serve as a reminder that you, compadre, = the wrong

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
He likes to hunt alot, so ****ing what?

the 2 fat icp ****s are ****bags too

ICP are ****bags. The answer too the title question. No, no he couldnt.....

ICP are like kiss- they remind America how gullible its youth can become with a little dose of brainless upbringing.

in regards to answer of the title question....yes, yes can and he did and we covered why he did what he did so word up ted to tha muther****in nugent.

your still defending Ted Nugent, thats too bad.

ICP are like kiss- they remind America how gullible its youth can become with a little dose of brainless upbringing.

gotta agree here but I cant see how you can feel this way about them and like Ted.

i don't see anything special about ted. since i live in the south i know that he shares the same opinions with atleast 2.5 million other dumb rednecks with drinking problems so there is nothing new or exciting to me about ted that you couldn't find in the local trailer park.

if he wasn't rich he would be in and out of rehab just like any other dirtbag that can't put down the bottle long enough to get a job and no one would give a **** about him.

Agreed.

ICP are definetly ****bags.
and much like them, Nugent is a talentless ****tard with a gimmick to make up for his ****ty music.

i dunno 'bout "talentless", maybe not the greatest guitar player but he did make his fortune on his ability to sell records :)

Talentless is the word. other than " Cat scratch fever " you never hear anything else worth giving your undivided attention.
His music is annoying like nats on a camping trip.

i've never said his music is the greatest either. it's no led zep but it CERTAINLY isn't anywhere near the bull**** gimmick of icp. my reasons for ted's severe amounts of ass kicking are clearly drawn out on post numero uno.

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
Talentless is the word. other than " Cat scratch fever " you never hear anything else worth giving your undivided attention.
His music is annoying like nats on a camping trip.

This may be true in your opinion, but being one who grew up in the 80's listening to hair bands, i was a big fan of the band he formed, "Damn Yankees" :)

general knows whats up. when whoremaster's dead, general's gonna be eatin a steak on a tahitian beach. general AND ted kick ass.

Ted kicks ass like a one legged man. hes nothin but a right wing Pedro Zamorra from the real world.

Pedro: Hi, my name is Pedro, I m gay and have AIDS

Ted: Hi Im Ted, I shoot stuff, and I eat red meat.

Thats all that guys about. Hes not special or cool. I shoot off a wadd that has millions of potential Teds each day.

you just discredited your stance by validating that you watch the real world. then you even had the liberty to capitalize the gay aids dude's name. perfect example of ted hater.

http://www.frontiernet.net/~kiwago/Photo_Galleries/EveningProgram/Hahnu%20gilbert%20II.jpg

Thats all you came up with?
Discrediting me for using proper grammer on a dead **** name. You can tell this thread is dead.

Originally posted by Purity
ted's also gonna kick Sheep****er's ass too. watch out mr. madrid......yer goin down!!

If you are referring to Spaniard, he's from Barcelona....not Madrid.

Yeeeees, I'm from Barcelona, and why Ted would kick ass our ass Nuno??...I'm lost...

Originally posted by PANIKO
...I'm lost...

Me too....this guys sound like a loser from what I've read.

I know he was the Damn Yankees guitarrist and he likes hunt...ppppffffffff....

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
Thats all you came up with?
Discrediting me for using proper grammer on a dead **** name. You can tell this thread is dead.

ok that just totally blew by you. ted's gettin cooler and yer polishin brass on the titanic

Originally posted by Nuno
If you are referring to Spaniard, he's from Barcelona....not Madrid.

i KNOW where he's from trouser stain. but when you put the two M's together then it's got better flow.

Originally posted by PANIKO
Yeeeees, I'm from Barcelona, and why Ted would kick ass our ass Nuno??...I'm lost...

ted wasn't gonna kick nuno's ass, only yours. but now that i saw nuno's reply to what you asked then i'm gonna have ted kick his too. first he'll drink beer.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
I once seen an interview with him and his daughters. His daughters always said they had a problem dating cause Ted would sit there with his guns to kinda intimidate them. I wouldnt be bothered, I would tell him to put down the extension of his **** and tangle like a real man. Then after I beat his old drunken ass near into a coma, I would make him watch me dip my balls into his little girls while he cries like a little *****. Last thing he would hear before falling unconscious would be:

"I know you like it in the ass baby but I cant cause your old man is a coward"


Then I would let a week go by and wait till Ted goes hunting to prove to himself that he is still a man. When he wanders through the woods looking for game he will be assuaded by a trail of beer that will lead him to a shack that reads "***gy gay tights 1/2 off" and will enter shack giddy as a whore at a frat party only to be ripped apart by hungry mountain lions while I play "Cat Scratch Fever" as he screams in agony.

This has to be the funniest post in months. With that being said...


I hunt and fish and I own 2 guns but I don't understand the extreme hunter bull****. I don't invite people over to look at my guns or mount dead animals on my wall. I eat what I kill and that's it. I think everyone should know how to survive on their own but if you don't want to that's your problem. I'm not going to NRA you to death. I just like knowing that if something happened I could pack up a backpack and take care of us with out grocery stores, starbucks and McDonalds

eating what you kill is the only way to fly. It does give you a feeling a self reliance. Bag yourself a Buck and you can deep freeze a year's worth of meat for your family.

Of course you dont Curly, Only psuedo tough guyswith something to proof have to do that.
His just trying to stay in the spotlight because his musics going nowhere.

So hes like blah, blah guns, blah, blah meat, blah makes me a man.
while he takes group showers with your hunter buddies, slapping their asses with towells.

Change the "your" to his hunter buddies. Its early, havent had my coffee.

try using the "edit" function

Originally posted by Purity
ted wasn't gonna kick nuno's ass, only yours. but now that i saw nuno's reply to what you asked then i'm gonna have ted kick his too. first he'll drink beer.

OH NO, a guy with zebra pants and suspenders is gonna kick my ass....... :- l