http://www.deathclock.com/

that ****in RULES!!!!

Tuesday, August 15, 2051.

Wednesday, sept 4 2044. I always hated september.

Tuesday, June 25, 2058

Seconds left to live...

1,718,101,346

Friday; September 11, 2054

damn. sux to be you guys. senor soto will be ****tin in his adult diapers and sippin margaritas on a cancunian beach while you're all burning in hell because this muther****er's date is 09-09-2071 baby!!!

Originally posted by Purity
damn. sux to be you guys. senor soto will be ****tin in his adult diapers and sippin margaritas on a cancunian beach while you're all burning in hell because this muther****er's date is 09-09-2071 baby!!!

for how much beer you drink, i doubt you'll live to be 96, let alone 20 years in either direction. but what do i know? deathclock.com knows all! BOOM!

NOV. 21 2053 damn Im going to miss Thanksgiving.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
for how much beer you drink, i doubt you'll live to be 96, let alone 20 years in either direction. but what do i know? deathclock.com knows all! BOOM!

exactly. and we have now found yet ANOTHER reason why beer kicks such massive amount of ass

January 5, 2068. I think my last New Years celebration is going to do me in. I'd be happy to live till I'm 89.

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Tuesday, November 26, 2047

Mine was Sept 18, 2042

Hubby's was 2036....I'm gonna outlive him.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
Mine was Sept 18, 2042

If I get down to my ideal weight, I'm only going to add two years to my life. Now that sucks.


Hubby's was 2036....I'm gonna outlive him.

http://www.deathclock.com/dw.cfm?Day=29&Month=8&Year=1973&Sex=Male&Mode=Sadistic&bmi=43&smoker=1

Originally posted by lightweight
http://www.deathclock.com/dw.cfm?Day=29&Month=8&Year=1973&Sex=Male&Mode=Sadistic&bmi=43&smoker=1

lol. damn that sucks dude.

Holy Sheet!

Mine is actually sometime in 2054, but some unlucky guy in this world has that countdown.

Friday, November 22, 2075

**** THAT!! there is no way you're living longer than me allison. come 09-01-2071 if i find out that you're still alive, i'm sendin the cleaner.

Originally posted by Purity
**** THAT!! there is no way you're living longer than me allison. come 09-01-2071 if i find out that you're still alive, i'm sendin the cleaner.
The Cleaner!!! LMAO

Saturday, October 14 2023...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sweet, I will be 47!

Here's a more involved death test from www.thespark.com (lots of tests incase you want more).

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgi

I like that test better. says I will live longer, haha.
April 29, 2072
at the age of 94 years old

Your Personal Day of Death is... Friday, May 5, 2051

HA!! Never!! I'll never die on Friday or Saturday!! These days are my party days :nonono:

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Tuesday, August 15, 2051.

In lightweight's test is: February 11, 2059.

Damn, I wanna get to be at least 85.

February 28, 2064
at the age of 84 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Electrolysis (18%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the **** business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Lightweight's link ihas some funny ass questions...

There's other funny tests on Lightweights site. It says I will live to be 55.

Take the gender test.

July 12, 2074
at the age of 96 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Homicide (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Loneliness (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

Your Personal Day of Death is...


Thursday, December 30, 2083


i'll be like 98

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
There's other funny tests on Lightweights site. It says I will live to be 55.

This sounds pretty accurate for you Blue given your lifestyle...at least you outlast me

55 sounds good to me. Living till your old enough for diapers doesn't sound fun to me.

Personality Test:

MASTERMIND
(Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker )


Bub
Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.

Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.

Famous masterminds in television: Dr. Claw, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Montgomery Burns.

Damn that test is accurate Bub.....

POLITICIAN
(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Thinker )


prime
Like just 5% of the population you are a POLITICIAN (DEAT)--forceful, outgoing, and forward-looking. You are strong-willed and extroverted, so you enjoy interacting with other people. You aggressively pursue your goals.

Your creative style of thinking allows you to come up with unusual arguments and original ideas that appeal to others, but behind it all is an analytical mind that never forgets the bottom line. While some might see you as manipulative, your close friends know you are a talented person who deserves the best in life.

Whatever. You *are* manipulative. Whether you use your power for "good" or "bad", it's up to you. If you're confused what good or bad means, ask a HEALER. Like EXPERIMENTERS, you have a propensity for cheating.

I'm sorry...

"You are definitely a woman!



How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many women who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.

Statistically speaking, you are a chick.

As we said, this test gets smarter with every taker, and it's almost never wrong. You can make it even better by telling us it was right for you."



This test and my sheep passion are killing my personality

The personality test is very accurate in my opinion. It nailed me.

Originally posted by PANIKO
I'm sorry...

"You are definitely a woman!




This test and my sheep passion are killing my personality


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

JUDGE
(Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker )

Like just 3% of the population you are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think you don't act like a ***** a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. Try jumping into the sack and holding buttocks, instead. You could probably use some love.

While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us.

Mine is almost accurate accept I don't hold grudges ever......and I get MAD love....

Mine was pretty accurate too.

(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Feeler )


Blue
Like just 6% of the population you are a PERFORMER (DEAF)--personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass you by. Congratulations. I'm sure all the peons you've stepped on never saw it coming and didn't feel a thing.

You like being naked.

Anyhow, you have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It's also possible you're Madonna.

HEALER
(Submissive Extrovert Concrete Feeler )



Like just 9% of the population you are a HEALER (SECF)-- caring, good with people, and patient. You are completely selfless and full of love. As a concrete feeler, you do well with your emotions, which are very strong. You understand and appreciate *why* you feel the way you do, and for the most part you're at peace with yourself.

Suffering in the world really pisses you off.

In relationships, it's easy for you to get hurt. Avoid all kinds of dominant (D***) people, *especially* in dating or marriage. You are a motherly figure, even if you're a guy. If you're a girl, make sure you're a mom some day. The world's children need people like you. If you're a guy, don't even think about it. Most pedophiles are HEALERS.

On the rare occasions when you try to assert yourself, you're cute and awkward, but highly effective.

Agreed...

PERFORMER
(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Feeler )


Aaron
Like just 6% of the population you are a PERFORMER (DEAF)--personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass you by. Congratulations. I'm sure all the peons you've stepped on never saw it coming and didn't feel a thing.

You like being naked.

Anyhow, you have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It's also possible you're Madonna.

That sex test sucks

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


4 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 22,
in your own bed.
You are 22% sexy.

3 more years till I get some. I may kill by then.

ACCOUNTANT
(Submissive Introvert Concrete Thinker )

Like just 7% of the population you are an ACCOUNTANT (SICT)--reserved, meticulous, and dependable. While being called an accountant isn't really that cool, neither are you. You aren't exactly the life of the party, but you do have fun, and the people close to you really do love you.

There are basically two kinds of accountants, and you most likely
fit into one of the two categories:

male
female

Seriously: accountants are good at whatever they do. They can always be trusted, especially by their friends. They almost never cheat or steal. (Some real-life accountants do, however, they are probably Judges (DICT)). You probably have a wonderful relationship with your family.

Originally posted by lightweight
Here's a more involved death test from www.thespark.com (lots of tests incase you want more).

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgi I don't like that test it has me dying on sept. 30th 2036!!!
cancer 24%
Heart attack 23%
Homicide 11%

Better start living it up now..I don't have much time left until I get wacked!!

cool. i'm gonna **** 27 more women

It says I'm only gonna bang 12 more chicks...but I'm so charmiing.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
It says I'm only gonna bang 12 more chicks...but I'm so charmiing.

you probably picked "making love" instead of "****ing"

That ****ing test said 47 for me and thats bull****. I've had a generous past but the future isn't going to be the same.

I hate you all.

The Purity Test

You are 44% Pure!
(Very interesting.)




Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:




people less pure than you (14%)
people like you (1%)
people more pure than you (85%)
:lol1:

Originally posted by Gman
I hate you all.
why the hate mountie?

Look how many people you get to sleep with then look at how many I get to.

Originally posted by Exotica
The Purity Test

You are 44% Pure!
(Very interesting.)





You are 54% Pure!

You are 23% Pure!
(Very interesting.)




Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:




people less pure than you (3%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (97%)

Originally posted by Gman
You are 54% Pure!

how do you figure?

Originally posted by Gman
Look how many people you get to sleep with then look at how many I get to.
Don't be a playa hata, be a congratulater.

That's what I am I just coped and pasted.

Originally posted by Gman
That's what I am I just coped and pasted.

:lol1: ur more pure than me, thats sad

the daeth clock is so old and it sucks!!!! go to bored.com theres better crap there

Death Clock:
Sunday, November 28, 2083
That would put me at 101.

TheSpark.com:
You can expect to die on:


January 18, 2048
at the age of 65 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Homicide (9%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Confusion (5%)

You are 58% Pure!
(Very interesting.)
Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (41%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (57%)

Nice way to start a new year......... sheesh

Friday, January 20, 2034

Seconds left to live...

946,884,495

November 27, 2053
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Drowning (5%)