You must be so lonely and bored poo poo. I have been thinking about you too. You need to get out more and you also need a girlfriend, but you probably know this already, nevertheless i can not advise strongly enough, don't be a wimp, take chances, you got to go out more, and if you meet a girl you like, call me and I'll send you $20.00 so you can take her out.

Well, don't mind me. I'm higher than a kite. Today I read a poem to the group. (My first) They just about **** themselves with pleasure they liked it so much.

Also, son. Consider a career in the arts. That rhymes with farts. I am a poet.

With love and affection

your dear mother

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At least you know she cares. That's more than some kids have.

Your mother is awesome.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
At least you know she cares. That's more than some kids have.

exactly.

I'm higher than a kite. Does your mom smoke weed? I bet she makes pottery and likes the Dead. She seems pretty cool, a little eccentric, but cool none the less.

The funniest part is that she would send you 20 bucks to go out on a date. Where would you be taking the girl to, McDonalds?

your mom is awesome!

we can trade.


mine can steal all the $$ in your savings account and your mom can send me $20 to go on a date. deal?

Your Mom never fails Grant. She is hilarious

If everyone had a mom like that the world would be a better place.

She sounds like a cool hippy mom to me...

You all say that now but has your mom ever tried to give you a joint as a birthday gift?

Originally posted by Gman
You all say that now but has your mom ever tried to give you a joint as a birthday gift?

Your Mom is cool

actually my mom bought a bong and gave me an ounce for my birthday

Something about it's just wrong. When she was working she was making over 60 000 a year and now ugh she writing poems and crap.

She's probably a million dollars happier. Mad props if that's the case.