View Full Version : waiting for the cops to show up


Curly Howard
01-12-2004, 02:03 AM
I never call the ****s cause they never do anything but I need a police report. Someone shot out my tail light with a BB gun. I need the report so when I get pulled over for not having a tail light I can show it to them until I can find a replacement.(1985 Cadi)
I called 2 hours ago and still not here. Now I have to stay up till they decide to roll up. I'll get some lame ass **** like they were busy but when I came home I saw them sitting at the gas station.
I'll probably have a warrent from 5 years ago I didn't know about and end up sitting in jail all night.

Curly Howard
01-12-2004, 02:15 AM
still waiting

Curly Howard
01-12-2004, 02:21 AM
OK 2 hours and nothing.

I'm going to bed. ****ers better never hit me up for a donation again

nance
01-12-2004, 10:48 AM
You should have told them you'd have fresh coffee and donuts sitting out for them.

Purity
01-12-2004, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
I'm going to bed. ****ers better never hit me up for a donation again

donating to the cop shop is one of the smartest things you can do. they give you a bumpersticker that says that you donated funds. throw that ****er on your rear window and you'll rarely get pulled over. if you do, then your chances of getting let off are extremely high.

Allison
01-12-2004, 12:27 PM
Ironically, I just saw an episode of cops where they were joking about people thinking that having that sticker helps your case at all when it comes to speeding and such.

Purity
01-12-2004, 01:11 PM
oh well. at least Jesus still hates slow drivers

Prince
01-12-2004, 01:20 PM
i bet a lot of cops don't even notice the sticker

Tha Playa
01-12-2004, 01:57 PM
The dumbass cops in my town sent me a a letter in the mail asking for a donation, but included the sticker with the letter, like it wasa given I was going to send them money. I slapped that ***** on my back window without giving them ****, and i haven't been pulled since and I have dark tint on my windows and speed constantly around town. Go figure.

Purity
01-12-2004, 03:06 PM
i used to have this old school toyota pickup when i was like 18. we were slanging back then so i decided to put a "partnership for a drug free america" sticker on the back window. never got pulled over once. the irony of having that sticker while hauling $8000 worth of chronic on the inside of that very window totally kicked ass!!!

i took it off after we stopped.
replaced it with one of those "don't be a dick" stickers after i cut off the "don't" part.

Wushu
01-12-2004, 03:08 PM
CUrly, you called 5-0??!! DAMN!!!!

momita
01-12-2004, 03:58 PM
Awww sheesh Curly & I just mailed you something........ crap, dang it, shoot, ca ca, poopy, do do!

Hope I didn't waste a stamp.............. sheesh

Curly Howard
01-12-2004, 04:01 PM
Thanks Momita.
I finally called them back and told them to forget it. I said I have to be at work in 8 hours so I probably wouldn't be home when they got here. I've had problems with these cops before so I think that's why they didn't show up.

momita
01-12-2004, 04:06 PM
let me know when you get it ok? And where you "put" it on the car........... heh heh.

Curly Howard
01-12-2004, 04:07 PM
I can use it to cover up the whole

momita
01-12-2004, 04:10 PM
DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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