seeing as how ive enlightened a lot of you as to how many streetfights ive been in in another thread i thought that im pretty qualified to teach about streetfighting, plus im a former convict

right now im obese but when i was about 16-23 i was streetfighting nearly every week, mostly just scuffles with both guys landing a couple punches and then stopping but the occasional full blown punchup at that time i weighed about 225-250 so was not so much obese as solid and strong, it was only after i got out of prison (i left prison at about 240) i started getting really obese...so yeah last 3 years ive put on about 44 pounds lol

anyway im thinking i could offer a few tips and tricks via PM for a few points on the side, like say 3 tricks/moves thoroughly explained could cost maybe oh i dunno 9000 points? every well explained move at 3000 points each?

sounds fair to me, anyway just reply to this thread if anyone is interested

i was taught to fight by an older cousin

just an example: when i was 18 i knocked out a 30 or so year old mexican in the street with one punch, then 4 of his hombres rounded on me and started throwing punches i fought back with some wild swings and knocked one on his ass but the other 3 beat me down to the ground...i was beaten unconscious and was in hospital for 14 days broken jaw eye socket cheekbone 5 teeth missing 3 cracked ribs 50 % loss of vision in my left eye 20% loss of hearing in my left ear ruptured ear drum broken nose 20 stitches for a headcut and a fractured hand from knocking the original guy plus one of his hombres out lol

so its not like i dont have experience, at age 26 i have 5 false teeth my nose has been broken twice i have several bad scars on my face half blind in one eye partial loss of hearing jaw cheekbone etc have all been broken.....

i look at least 35 and many who meet me assume im part of some violent gang or im a washed up ex boxer...

but strangely im not, im just a guy who has never taken crap and always stood up for himself

You're not a good advert for yourself

Teeth missing? 3 cracked ribs? 50 % loss of vision in my left eye? 20% loss of hearing in my left ear? ruptured ear drum? broken nose? 20 stitches for a headcut? and a fractured hand?


Surely what you should be saying is that your face and body is intact due to immense defense skills.

Just a thought.

I'm hardly going to ask advice from a bomb disposal expert who's got no limbs.

Get what I mean.

You're not a good advert for yourself

Teeth missing? 3 cracked ribs? 50 % loss of vision in my left eye? 20% loss of hearing in my left ear? ruptured ear drum? broken nose? 20 stitches for a headcut? and a fractured hand?


Surely what you should be saying is that your face and body is intact due to immense defense skills.

Just a thought.

I'm hardly going to ask advice from a bomb disposal expert who's got no limbs.

Get what I mean.



your sig is ****in great. I ****ing HATE scientologists. i live in clearwater their breeding ground.

You're not a good advert for yourself

Teeth missing? 3 cracked ribs? 50 % loss of vision in my left eye? 20% loss of hearing in my left ear? ruptured ear drum? broken nose? 20 stitches for a headcut? and a fractured hand?


Surely what you should be saying is that your face and body is intact due to immense defense skills.

Just a thought.

I'm hardly going to ask advice from a bomb disposal expert who's got no limbs.

Get what I mean.

I don't know what's more queer - this ALT's post or you're sig.

seeing as how ive enlightened a lot of you as to how many streetfights ive been in in another thread i thought that im pretty qualified to teach about streetfighting, plus im a former convict

right now im obese but when i was about 16-23 i was streetfighting nearly every week, mostly just scuffles with both guys landing a couple punches and then stopping but the occasional full blown punchup at that time i weighed about 225-250 so was not so much obese as solid and strong, it was only after i got out of prison (i left prison at about 240) i started getting really obese...so yeah last 3 years ive put on about 44 pounds lol

anyway im thinking i could offer a few tips and tricks via PM for a few points on the side, like say 3 tricks/moves thoroughly explained could cost maybe oh i dunno 9000 points? every well explained move at 3000 points each?

sounds fair to me, anyway just reply to this thread if anyone is interested

i was taught to fight by an older cousin

just an example: when i was 18 i knocked out a 30 or so year old mexican in the street with one punch, then 4 of his hombres rounded on me and started throwing punches i fought back with some wild swings and knocked one on his ass but the other 3 beat me down to the ground...i was beaten unconscious and was in hospital for 14 days broken jaw eye socket cheekbone 5 teeth missing 3 cracked ribs 50 % loss of vision in my left eye 20% loss of hearing in my left ear ruptured ear drum broken nose 20 stitches for a headcut and a fractured hand from knocking the original guy plus one of his hombres out lol

so its not like i dont have experience, at age 26 i have 5 false teeth my nose has been broken twice i have several bad scars on my face half blind in one eye partial loss of hearing jaw cheekbone etc have all been broken.....

i look at least 35 and many who meet me assume im part of some violent gang or im a washed up ex boxer...

but strangely im not, im just a guy who has never taken crap and always stood up for himself

You are offering tips on how to fight, but you have a list of injuries that would compare to a 3 car pile up! I think I'll pass on your offer of how to get stomped in a streetfight, but thanks anyway.

You are offering tips on how to fight, but you have a list of injuries that would compare to a 3 car pile up! I think I'll pass on your offer of how to get stomped in a streetfight, but thanks anyway.

Guys wake up, that poster is obviously a troll.

God this forum is turning into a joke....

lol guys hes just stirring crap up ignore him

at least give us some tips thread starter.. if you know some **** give it up bro