View Full Version : Another starnge e-mail from my mom


handjobs4dollars
01-10-2004, 06:49 PM
i just turned on the tv and amanda, that much music veejay is wearing the exact same shirt as me. I knew it was only a matter of time before this happened. . Its my blue shirt with the white angel and it says cupid's wedding chapel. What can I say? Should I change my style. Well, I already went to one poetry club this week. I have another one today and then church tomorrow. Its no wonder I don't work, I don't have time, man.

I have been thinking about your career. i think maybe you should try a creative field. Art, acting comedy. Something like that. I also think you would be a very good comic book artist, much the same as the famous Robert Crumb, who you might remember from the documentary done on him, had a brother who sat on a bed of nails eating strips of cotton cloth. You could do that too. God knows you need the purification he said it provided. Keep shaving your head, its a creative look.

I had to work yesterday, just one day's work filing at Meritor, 11.50 an hour. Still no regular job though.

Fallout
01-10-2004, 06:53 PM
Your Mom is hilarious

handjobs4dollars
01-10-2004, 06:54 PM
Yeah I know

Fallout
01-10-2004, 07:02 PM
Whats her e-mail? We should get her posting here

handjobs4dollars
01-10-2004, 07:05 PM
No

Fallout
01-10-2004, 07:13 PM
Why not?

Stain
01-10-2004, 07:55 PM
what the ****?

HockeyFighter
01-10-2004, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by Stain
what the ****?

Zen
01-10-2004, 11:50 PM
Your Mom is cool. Is she fat? I bet she needs some dick. You, her and Vulgar should have a threesome.

After reviewing the email again, that could be from your mom, or your girlfriend, not 1 distinguishing statement that seems "Mom" like. Strange.

realkaps
01-11-2004, 12:19 AM
Your mom seems like Phebe from Friends.....