View Full Version : What average looking celebs would you **** just to say you did?


Fallout
01-09-2004, 11:59 PM
I would **** Ricci Lake in the butt

Zen
01-10-2004, 12:32 AM
Sarah Jessica Parker
Pink
Oprah(As many times as it took to get her pregnant)

Curly Howard
01-10-2004, 01:22 AM
My CD burner quit working

0x00 0x00
Sense Data: 0x70 0x00 0x05 0x00 0x00 0x00 0x00 0x0A
0x00 0x00 0x00 0x00 0x26 0x00

11:40:50 PM #17 CDR -1067 File Writer.cpp, Line 335
Invalid field in parameter

11:40:50 PM #18 Text 0 File ThreadedTransfer.cpp, Line 227
all writers idle, stopping conversion

11:40:50 PM #19 Text 0 File ThreadedTransfer.cpp, Line 221
conversion idle, stopping reader

11:40:50 PM #20 CDR -201 File WriterStatus.cpp, Line 193
Invalid write state

11:40:50 PM #21 TRANSFER -18 File WriterStatus.cpp, Line 193
Could not perform EndTrack

11:40:50 PM #22 Text 0 File Mmc.cpp, Line 13885
<CDWriterIDE128 > start Close Session

11:40:50 PM #23 SCSI -1023 File Cdrdrv.cpp, Line 1205
SCSI Exec, HA 2, TA 0, LUN 0
Status: 0x04 (0x01, SCSI_ERR)
HA-Status 0x00 (0x00, OK)
TA-Status 0x02 (0x01, SCSI_TASTATUS_CHKCOND)
Sense Key: 0x05 (KEY_ILLEGAL_REQUEST)
Sense Code: 0x2C
Sense Qual: 0x00
CDB Data: 0x5B 0x01 0x02 0x00 0x00 0x00 0x00 0x00 0x00 0x00 0x00 0x00
Sense Data: 0x70 0x00 0x05 0x00 0x00 0x00 0x00 0x0A
0x00 0x00 0x00 0x00 0x2C 0x00

11:40:50 PM #24 CDR -1023 File WriterStatus.cpp, Line 232
Command sequence error

11:40:50 PM #25 TRANSFER -19 File WriterStatus.cpp, Line 232
Could not perform Fixation

11:40:50 PM #26 Text 0 File WriterStatus.cpp, Line 241
falling back to disc fixation

11:40:50 PM #27 Text 0 File dlgbrnst.cpp, Line 1703
Set remaining time: 0:00,000 (0ms) -> OK

11:40:50 PM #28 Phase 38 File dlgbrnst.cpp, Line 1843
Burn process failed at 8x (1,200 KB/s)

Zen
01-10-2004, 01:24 AM
Relevant to the topic at hand? NO
Anyways who needs CD's when you can have MP3's?

Curly Howard
01-10-2004, 01:25 AM
I'm trying to burn a game

Zen
01-10-2004, 01:30 AM
What game?
And what average celebs would you ****? I find this to be an interesting topic.

Curly Howard
01-10-2004, 01:34 AM
It's a bass fishing game for a friend. I would **** woman with money. I don't care what they look like. If they got over 1 mill and want to share it with me in exchange for sexual favor then sign me up.

I think I'll order one off of computer geeks. I like this one.
http://www.compgeeks.com/details.asp?invtid=SM-332-BLK-DO-R

it matches my case

Zen
01-10-2004, 01:36 AM
Someday I'll burn a CD. I paid way too much for my computer and have never used it for anything besides the net and maybe 10 word documents in 3 years.

Curly Howard
01-10-2004, 01:40 AM
After I get caught up I'm going to turn this one in to a dvr (tivo).
Run my entertainment system through here.

Zen
01-10-2004, 01:42 AM
My dad got a Tivo for Christmas, it's amazing. I got to watch Al Harris interception return for a TD in overtime over and over and over.

Curly Howard
01-10-2004, 01:45 AM
I can't keep VCR tapes ever since I showed my kids how to fix the tab to keep them from recording over my stuff. Maybe I can save my fights and stuff now

Zen
01-10-2004, 01:49 AM
I wish I had Tivo for the GP finals. I don't have a VCR. I really want the Pioneer DVD recorder with Tivo built in.

Fallout
01-10-2004, 03:05 AM
DON'T HIJACK MY THREAD

After thinking about it some more, I think I'd stuff Chelsea Clinton

Zen
01-10-2004, 03:19 AM
Never Chelsea Clinton. I'd **** Tommy Hilfigers daughter from that reality show on MTV.

Fallout
01-11-2004, 11:38 PM
ttt

realkaps
01-11-2004, 11:40 PM
And here I thought you couldnt pick a worse name than Creed.....

Fallout
01-11-2004, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by kaps
And here I thought you couldnt pick a worse name than Creed.....

Its a shame you guys don't get such quality programs as Kevin Spencer

HockeyFighter
01-11-2004, 11:46 PM
Kevin Spencer is the worst thing to ever air on television.

Fallout
01-11-2004, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Kevin Spencer is the worst thing to ever air on television.

DIE

wondermut
01-12-2004, 12:07 AM
Didnt I tell you that you coulnt change your name?

Fallout
01-12-2004, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by wondermut
Didnt I tell you that you coulnt change your name?

You did?

realkaps
01-12-2004, 12:14 AM
Ban him.....

wondermut
01-12-2004, 12:21 AM
Yes I did. Now ban yourself.

DOGGx0
01-12-2004, 12:24 AM
[Click Here] (http://www.thexdoor.com/snk4/snk4.html) for one of my tricks, yo.

Fallout
01-12-2004, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by wondermut
Yes I did. Now ban yourself.

Done

wondermut
01-12-2004, 12:32 AM
Creed MMA: go ahead, ban me. I like my new name