My friend had the machine that takes your body fat percentage and when I did it I kept getting an error. I do not have enough body fat for the machine to measure. I am a freaking error. I found this pretty funny. Everyone called me a freak.

Akebono could loan some for you.

I am sorry to say this.









You have cancer.

SOmetimes they suck fat out of you and squirt it into your dick to increase Girth, however the technology to increase length is sadly lacking. They have to cut the head of your dick off and then insert a silicon tube and then sew your dickhead back on.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
SOmetimes they suck fat out of you and squirt it into your dick to increase Girth, however the technology to increase length is sadly lacking. They have to cut the head of your dick off and then insert a silicon tube and then sew your dickhead back on.

The scary thing is that you know this.......

I did it manually with the callipers and with the calculations and I have 7.7 % body fat

eat a sandwitch

7.7% is pretty ****in nice man

7.7 is really good, I'll be there someday. You don't want to get to low, I'd be happy anywhere between 5 and 8%.