With the economy as screwed up as it is should we really be spending $9385393345893.03 to send a volkswagon jetta to mars so we can see pictures of red rocks and what might be worm tracks?

No, we should give it to me and I'll see that it trickles back into the economy via strippers and beer sales.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
No, we should give it to me and I'll see that it trickles back into the economy via strippers and beer sales.

Reaganomics through strippers

works for me

who cares. red rocks totally KICK ASS!!!

Worms are the future of travel. We need to learn about them

Yeah we can learn a lot from worms.

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We can fish with worms, maybe martian worms will be THE BEST BAIT EVA! Our earthling fish will be like all OH OH OH, I GOTTA GET ME SOME MOTHER****IN' MARTIAN WORMS.......It could happen.....

Maybe they are looking at Mars being a new place send lifers......:noangel:

**** Mars.....

that's probably what happened on Mars. The worms got tired of being used as bait and formed a union. Other smaller life forms joined and created an army of insects and whateverthe**** worms are. They took over the birds and enslaved them and trained them for suicide bombings and kamikaze raids on Martians. Soon the lower mammals like rats and talk show hosts joined their cause out of fear. A great battle took place. The Martians knew they were loosing so in a desperate act they shot off their only weapon of mass destruction, red dye #7.
Soon the planet was covered in red. It blocked out the sun and caused a nuclear winter. Killing all life forms except roaches.
The roaches, with no one left to turn on the kitchen light left mars to start life on another planet.....



Earth

it could have happened

It could still happen.

I think we should claim mars as property of the US. and sell it too a big corporation. Economy problems solved....

good idea

Sell it to Russia, they like red stuff don't they?

Not anymore. China would probably buy it though.

Russia aint got no money.....

We are going to colonize the canyons of Mars by putting big old honkin' domes over them and thawing out the ice with a huge reflective satellite and growing **** hydroponically.

Give worms a chance, by the way is there a way I could live as illegal in Mars.

There's already a waiting list for people who want to live there. If you want to be an illegal, you're gonna have to stow away on a space shuttle and sneak on to Mars.

And how difficult it would be for me, to obtain the red card in order to work in mars without trouble?

You have to apply with NASA, take a physical to make sure you won't make everybody sick, and exibit a skill that would be usefull in pioneering Mars. Also, send me $$$.

The trouble is if I stay a long time in Nasa chimps are my weakness, so maybe the bubbles incident I had long ago at NeverLand would relate me to many sexual crimes and I would be imprisoned.

About exhibit a skill.... whatabout ****ing chimps in outerspace? would that be enough to obtain my red card?

Yes, chimps need love too. Sadly there is a shortage of competent chimp ****ers.

HEy My Dad worked on the mars rovers. I know about all this stuff like waaaaaaay before anybody does. Anyway they are very happy with what's been going on so far. My dad was at work almost 24 hours yesterday becuz of a small problem with the other rover that's going to land in less than a week or so, they seem to think it's fixed, but he doesn't know when he will be home today either.

Oh yeah and Curly STFU.