K here goes. My ex is gonna have a baby. NOT MINE! She was always a freak though. She wants me to swing by for old times sake. For some sexual healing. Should I or shouldn't I? Pros for me. I can nut in her. Cons....I'am still looking for some.

Going back to the ex is almost always a bad idea unless you planning on getting back together because she dumped due to your stripper habit and she has now forgiven you. Also, you want to bang a chick with a bun in the oven? I find this disturbing for some reason. I vote no.

I say don't.

You don't want my advice on this, trust me.

Bun in the oven or not..never go back to the ex...that will open up a pandoras box that won't be able to be closed! I vote nah

Yeah are you going to be ****ing her so hard that the fetus will be give you head.

Eh, I'am a big ***** when it comes that stuff. I wasn't going to do it anyway. Just wanted to see what you guys would say. That and its ****ing boring at work.

Originally posted by Gman
Yeah are you going to be ****ing her so hard that the fetus will be give you head.

That is so ****ing sick that it's ****ing FUNNY!!! BTW, if it's a male fetus....does that make you gay?

I heard a joke like that. The baby comes out of the uterus turns on his father starts hitting his head and says, "how do you like it on you huh?"

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
That is so ****ing sick that it's ****ing FUNNY!!! BTW, if it's a male fetus....does that make you gay?



BWAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA....Blue, your a funny bastard!!!!

It's from a rugby song theirs also ****ing the soft spot in his head.

Thanks Nuno!

pregnant chicks (not like 8 inches dialated chicks, but like up to around 5-6 months) can be pretty damn good in the sack apparently. A lot of womens sex drive goes insane while pregnant and they are pretty much insatiable.

However, being that it is an ex and not your kid, I would stay away

Another thing is she's been mentioning a third party girl coming in eventually. I've never had a threesome some of my friends have. I feel left out. But like I said, she's pregnant. So, I'am not gonna do anything. But dammmnnnnnnnnn! This is gonna be my only chance in life mpst likely. Damn my morality.

CHange my answer to why the **** not....make the most of this opportunity...if she isn't showing a completely bulbous stomach, you should have no issues

Originally posted by agfa
K here goes. My ex is gonna have a baby. NOT MINE! She was always a freak though. She wants me to swing by for old times sake. For some sexual healing. Should I or shouldn't I? Pros for me. I can nut in her. Cons....I'am still looking for some.

do it up. my ex did the same thing. we were really close, together for a while. next thing you know shes pregnant with my friend's kid (or what i thought was my friend), and came by for some "sexual healing". i gave it to her, it was great, she is kinda small and thin so its not like i had some huge rolli polli on top of me. and like you said, you can bust in her with no worries. cons... there are none.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
you can bust in her with no worries. cons... there are none.
std's?

I'am still not gonna do it. But she had to have had a check up. Last time I remember she was three months pregnant. So, eliminate stds.

Maybe she got one since then. You could have been her last resort for sexual healing.

On other people, STD's are funny(unless it's someone that I want to sleep with).

You only live once. Seize the moment. **** her and her slutty friend. Maybe she'll lactate on your face while your at it.










Then never talk to her again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LACTATE ON YOUR FACE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT WOULD RULE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!TAKE PICS!!!

Get video footage...post it here

YES

do it up man. who cares about drama. as long as women are in your life then it aint gonna go away. have some fun. LIVE A LIL!!

Unless of course you find out that it's a gay male fetus stuck up in da. Because if it is and you hit it anyway and it sucks you off, or worse, you hit it in the **** pit, than that makes you gay too.

well just make sure it punts out the back of the skull.

Apocolypse now ruled.