Everything is closed and everyone is all pissed off because of the snow! I've never been in this kind of snow before! Snow ploughs and **** are all over the place. Even my building is closed and I'm the only one in here so I stole someones lean cuisine from the kitchen! Mmmmm, Mmmmmm! Chicken Basil is SOOOO much sweeter when stolen from one of the *****es on my floor! DEEELICIOUS!!!

You should go tubing.

Maybe I will. There aren't really any hills by my house though.

it will slide on flat ice.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Everything is closed and everyone is all pissed off because of the snow! I've never been in this kind of snow before! Snow ploughs and **** are all over the place. Even my building is closed and I'm the only one in here so I stole someones lean cuisine from the kitchen! Mmmmm, Mmmmmm! Chicken Basil is SOOOO much sweeter when stolen from one of the *****es on my floor! DEEELICIOUS!!!

you ****in ass piece of ****. i hate people that jack **** outta the company fridge. someone was doing that at a print shop i worked at a long time ago. so i bought a subway sandwich and laced it with epicac.
after kevin went home sick then he was caught. **** him. **** you. i hope you puke.
communist.

Originally posted by Purity
you ****in ass piece of ****. i hate people that jack **** outta the company fridge. someone was doing that at a print shop i worked at a long time ago. so i bought a subway sandwich and laced it with epicac.
after kevin went home sick then he was caught. **** him. **** you. i hope you puke.
communist.


HAHAHAHA.....good catch LMAO

Hey, I wouldn't have done it if someone hadn't gaffled my seafood salad first. IT'S ****ING WAR IN HERE! Now, I think I'll go see if there is something else in there that catches my fancy. Too bad they don't keep beer in there too often...

don't fight fire with fire. just poisen your co-workers with epicac. it's the more efficient, more safe, and more fun way to resolve the issue :)

That is an intersing point. I would love to see the office *****es sick as can be!

I like to give them fiery diarriah with just a few squirts of visine on the food.

Visine on the food does that!? GENIUS!!! What does epicac do exactly anyways?

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Visine on the food does that!? GENIUS!!! What does epicac do exactly anyways?
Yep, and it only takes a couple of drops. It soaks in quickly and then it's invisible with no funny taste. Works almost instantly too. Good times my friend!!! hahahaha

Interesting...

I figured you guys would enjoy that tidbit of information.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Visine on the food does that!? GENIUS!!! What does epicac do exactly anyways?

epicac can be bought for less than $1 a bottle. it's a clear, somewhat sweet tasting syrup that is meant to give to babies and small children in case they swallow poisen. what it will do is induce the most ferocious vomit fest the person has ever had. AND you don't need to add that much. directions say usually just a few teaspoons will do the trick......so add a few tablespoons to the entree.

me and napol's brother phil (he posts here rarely as Unscarred) once added a few tablespoons to people's beers while tending the keg. some pretty intense **** followed.....

LMAO!!!! Ferocious vomiting in the office would RULE!!!

yes it did ;)

Originally posted by Purity
epicac can be bought for less than $1 a bottle. it's a clear, somewhat sweet tasting syrup that is meant to give to babies and small children in case they swallow poisen. what it will do is induce the most ferocious vomit fest the person has ever had. AND you don't need to add that much. directions say usually just a few teaspoons will do the trick......so add a few tablespoons to the entree.

me and napol's brother phil (he posts here rarely as Unscarred) once added a few tablespoons to people's beers while tending the keg. some pretty intense **** followed.....


Daaaaammmmnnnn, that's some serious ****....

So there you have guys, two easy ways to really **** people over that you don't like. You can either make them **** for hours or vomit for hours, can't go wrong with either one.

why not do both? that way they'll vomit while they're on the ****ter and get it all over themselves

Originally posted by Purity
why not do both? that way they'll vomit while they're on the ****ter and get it all over themselves

WE HAVE A WINNER! I'm gonna go buy a seafood salad just for this!

Now that's pure genius. Tony I'm agreeing with you too much today.

Laxatives are a horrible thing. I had to take two little bottles on monday. It tasted nasty and I must have **** 20 times in a span of 6 hours.....probably more.

Originally posted by prime cut
Now that's pure genius. Tony I'm agreeing with you too much today.

well we can't have that!
QUICK- state your stance on handling terrorism, eating meat, and the greatest band of all time. i'm pretty sure we can find some **** to argue on :)

I cooked a steak on my George Foreman grill and it was awesome.

Kill terrorists, eat meat, and Metallica.

How do you like your Foreman grill? I've heard mixed results.

Originally posted by Purity
well we can't have that!
QUICK- state your stance on handling terrorism, eating meat, and the greatest band of all time. i'm pretty sure we can find some **** to argue on :)
Torture terroists, my screen name should tell you that I LOVE red meat, and the greatest band of all time would have to be either Metallica or AC/DC.

I heard bad opinions, but bought one anyhow..I think its great. I made steaks, stuffed flounder, and burgers on it. Also, you can throw frozen garlic bread on there and its perfect in like 15 seconds..The steak i cooked for 2 minutes, and it came out perfect. Plus, everything wipes right off of it..

Yea, i have one for when it's like 10 degrees outside or I'm in a rush. It's better to get one that has a temp. control so you can cook things a little slower when needed. Easy to clean like allison said.

Originally posted by Allison
I heard bad opinions, but bought one anyhow..I think its great. I made steaks, stuffed flounder, and burgers on it. Also, you can throw frozen garlic bread on there and its perfect in like 15 seconds..The steak i cooked for 2 minutes, and it came out perfect. Plus, everything wipes right off of it..

My girl is gonna put that on the top of the list for our registry.

Agreed, it does cook fast, so you have to keep an eye on meat.

I have one of those grills, the big one.. it's amazing!! it can cook just about anything better than if it was on a grill or stove. Deffinitelly a good buy.

Cool. I'll have to get one.

Originally posted by Nuno
Kill terrorists, eat meat, and Metallica.

jimmy page will school kirk in every possible way on the guitar.

lars vs. bonzo is like royce vs. nog

plant could carry his voice beyond just about anyone in rock n' roll
whereas james can just shout pretty good.

jones vs. burton is pretty equal as far as bass is concerned but jones did more then just bass.

business strategy for zep was to strongarm the record company to give them the largest percentage of revenue than any other group in history.....metallica just pissed and moaned about file sharing.

Originally posted by prime cut
Torture terroists, my screen name should tell you that I LOVE red meat, and the greatest band of all time would have to be either Metallica or AC/DC.

see my previous post. change the names when referring to ac/dc

Band arguments are based on opinions, so we would get nowhere if we argued.

that's ok nuno. the whole point was to make sure that we weren't gonna agree on too many things. mission accomplished :)






















zep is still the best

Exactly, but I almost put them on there instead of metallica.

"One" by Metallica is my all time fav...

Originally posted by Purity
jimmy page will school kirk in every possible way on the guitar.

lars vs. bonzo is like royce vs. nog

plant could carry his voice beyond just about anyone in rock n' roll
whereas james can just shout pretty good.

jones vs. burton is pretty equal as far as bass is concerned but jones did more then just bass.

business strategy for zep was to strongarm the record company to give them the largest percentage of revenue than any other group in history.....metallica just pissed and moaned about file sharing.

Probably I would say Lez Zeppelin too, but It's impossible to compare both bands:

1:
-Jimmy Page: The real guitar rock player with a lot of classical music influences, plenty of sweet riffs and melodics solos, very creative
-Hammet: Satriani's student, technically wonder, trash guitar player, raw riffs and high speed solos

2:
-Plant vs Hetfield: Well, plant has one of the most psychadelic voice i've heard but he has not an evolution, it's his style and he doesn't need more. Hetfield a typical thras metal voice in the begining goes to a rock voice, good but soft.

3:
-Bonzo vs Ulrich: Good comparison Purity (old technic against "new technic)

4:
-Jones vs Burton: IMO Burton is an overrated bass player, simple and trasher. Jones was a polivalent bassist, very good for his time (i remember him playing mandoline and guitar)