Men, don't you ever wonder what it would be like to be fat and hairy?

Women, don't you ever fantasize about being with a big, hairy man?

I'm not fat but I am rather hairy. I have hairy arms and legs. Never slowed me down.

Don't you wish that you had a big sexy pot belly?

I like men with a little belly...The hair is not overly attractive, though.

I'm sure that I could develop that if I stopped working out and continued my drinking habits.

Eat Blueberry pancakes that should help with the pot belly

I read the title and I thought that you wanted to talk to me!!!!!

I don't think about it. I know about it.

I'm fat and hairy. Not overly fat or hairy, just incredibly average. I've put on about 20 lbs. since me and my wife reconciled. I don't have a hairy back, but hairy legs and ass. I think I'm gonna shave my ass soon, it annoys me. I want a sweet, hairless ass to represent the cleanliness and virginity of my ****hole.

are the cheeks hairy?

If you shave your ass your farts will be louder!!

If you shave your ass your farts will be louder!!

LOL!!! This made me laugh pretty hard.


I got a hairy chest... I think I'm gunna be like Tom Selleck.

No not the cheeks, just the crack. It annoys me when I wipe my ass though. I hate **** stains, so I wipe until it's spotless, and the crack hair makes it that much harder!!!!!

Originally posted by Zen420
No not the cheeks, just the crack. It annoys me when I wipe my ass though. I hate **** stains, so I wipe until it's spotless, and the crack hair makes it that much harder!!!!!
You must have major dingleberries!

Yeah, shaving is better, then..Dont try the Nair near "sensitive" areas..and after you shave, put petrolium jelly on it..you'll be all itchy otherwise, and people will think you have crabs.

Ever wipe so much and so hard that eventually all you're wiping away is blood?

Heres a question how do you wipe balls to ass or ass to balls..I can't seem to train my hand to go balls to ass..

Balls to ass. And I don't get alot of dingleberries cause I'm pretty obsessive about the ass being extremely clean.

To answer Mouse's question, I wipe until there's blood on the TP just about every day.

If I was in better shape, I'd shave my whole body. I hate body hair. If I got down to 185 I could, but I'm at about 205 right now.

Originally posted by Zen420
Balls to ass. And I don't get alot of dingleberries cause I'm pretty obsessive about the ass being extremely clean.

To answer Mouse's question, I wipe until there's blood on the TP just about every day.

If I was in better shape, I'd shave my whole body. I hate body hair. If I got down to 185 I could, but I'm at about 205 right now. I used to shave my whole body down...its alot of work..

I'm 200 lbs. ...shaving my body would take a whole day. So **** it, anyways I like hair.

I'm hairy and I'm proud....

guys w/too much hair=scary...especially really hair backs....*shivvers*

guys w/NO hair or very very very little remind me too much of little boys which isn't good either.

Originally posted by Exotica
guys w/too much hair=scary...especially really hair backs....*shivvers*


Then I'm your nightmare:devil

Originally posted by The Spaniard
I'm hairy and I'm proud....

Me too....luckily I have no hair on my back and shoulders though, cause that would suck.

Originally posted by The Spaniard
Then I'm your nightmare:devil

LMAO HAHAHA

Originally posted by Mouse
I'm 200 lbs. ...shaving my body would take a whole day. So **** it, anyways I like hair.

how the **** are you at 200lbs???

i remeber you at 155!!!!


what the **** happened to you??


I am not totaly fat, i am not totaly hairy.

i hate body hair. i'm looking inot electrolisis and waxing.

I dont really dig the new trend of men shaving body parts. I would complain about trimmed pubic hairs, but shaving a chest or arms make me feel weird.

I'm not Hairy, my ass is as smooth as Bzob's head. I have been drinking alot of beer and weigh in at 163 now.

I'm only really hairy on my lower arms and legs, and have a fair amount on my chest. Not much ass hair and none on my back or shoulders. Men shaving their bodies is for **** and models, although I do trim my pubes.

i shave (mach 3) 95% of my pubes

i on ocassion shave my chest (and small ammount of shoulder/back hair which i ****in hate with a passion!) normally i just trim


as for shaving being for homosexuals i say this. if it is shorn the ladies are more likely to suckle it. so it will be shorn

how the **** are you at 200lbs???

Yea.. that was a while ago. Since then I've been lifting my ass off and eating a high protien and carb diet. I'm pretty huge, difinitelly not the same person that people from here saw me at a year an a half ago. Not fat, don't even have a belly... just big. lol.

Originally posted by Mouse
Men, don't you ever wonder what it would be like to be fat and hairy?

Women, don't you ever fantasize about being with a big, hairy man?


:nonono: you are just sick

Stop playin, you know you like it.

no i really dont

Originally posted by Mouse
Yea.. that was a while ago. Since then I've been lifting my ass off and eating a high protien and carb diet. I'm pretty huge, difinitelly not the same person that people from here saw me at a year an a half ago. Not fat, don't even have a belly... just big. lol.

pics?

I am fat, and somewhat hairy. Average I guess

A three page thread about body hair and ass crack.
:nonono:

Chicks dig me, I'm like Ron Jeremy without the Mo.

I have fair hair so it is almost invisible. I use to shave my ankles during rugyb season so i can tape them up and I usually shave my 3 chest hairs every now and then.
My ass is pretty smooth and my pubic hair grows in a neat patch...
I don't even shave my face more than 3 times a week!

Im fat, but not hairy at all, I only shave once a month, It is impossible for me to grow a beard or mustache.....