yyyyyyup. goin to the dentist today for a checkup. haven't had one in over a year and i HATE THE PICK!!!!

**** the pick. the pick SUCKS. they always scrape more then they have to and they ALWAYS catch a nerve. it hurts like hell but it's not really the pain that bothers......it's the fact that it always just comes outta ****in nowhere!!!

well I have now defeated the pick. that's right. your fellow communist has taken the liberty to call the dentist and INSIST on giving me novacane for the pick action. they said it will now involve 2 separate cleaning sessions. don't care. **** it, i'll take 4 but i refuse to adhere to the pick.

My God!!! The pick isn't that bad.

If you brush a few times a day and floss, it'll toughen up your gums and it won't be so painful for you.
Of course, I'm a hygeine freak, so I brush like three times a day and floss like mad.

They always ***** about how nasty your gums are too. There was a comidian named Jeremy Hotz that did a bit about it.

"Your gums are disguesting! Look at them there are bleeding!" "Well, maybe if you didn't poke them with a sharp metal object you evil *****!"

next step is to shmooze the dentist into committing insurance fraud by creating charges. teeth whitening isn't covered by insurance BUT if they charge the insurance for, say, a filling THEN they'll still get paid.

this could be hard.

Originally posted by Purity
next step is to shmooze the dentist into committing insurance fraud by creating charges. teeth whitening isn't covered by insurance BUT if they charge the insurance for, say, a filling THEN they'll still get paid.

this could be hard.

Just use the crest whitening strips. They worked for my daughter.:)

Originally posted by madcrewmom
Just use the crest whitening strips. They worked for my daughter.:)

They do work, but I found them pretty disgusting. I couldn't get them to stay in place too well, and they actually irritated my gums.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
Just use the crest whitening strips. They worked for my daughter.:)

they do! i love those things....i should go get some more

yeah but dentists have lasers and lasers KICK ASS

Originally posted by Purity
yeah but dentists have lasers and lasers KICK ASS

*throws up hands and realizes, I should have known better.....boys and their toys* LOL

None of you have the right to say **** about pain at the dentest with what I have to deal with.

Originally posted by Gman
None of you have the right to say **** about pain at the dentest with what I have to deal with.

I had a root canal once. It was an S shaped root and took two sittings since I also have TMJ and could not hold my mouth open. Then came the fitting of the crown. I was oozing blood so the Dentist went to give me a shot to stop the bleeding. I wasn't numb anymore and I swear that it felt like he was using the needle like a crowbar. I damn near came out of the chair to push him away and I was in a lying postion. I've been scared to go to the dentist since. I was 30 at the time, never had a problem before.

Okay had one tooth get chiped twice. Had to have it caped twice.
The root died in that tooth and had to have a root canal done on it. Then I broke that caped tooth in to two seperate peice that were still attached into my jaw. Had to have those two peice removed. That was the missing tooth in my front. The I had to have braces for two years. Wearing that crappy ass head gear at night hurts like a *****. The I got that removeable tooth for a few years. The I got the pernament one I have now. But first they had to grind the two teeth beside the space to attach it to. When I say grind I mean they grined them down to points.

Originally posted by Gman
Okay had one tooth get chiped twice. Had to have it caped twice.
The root died in that tooth and had to have a root canal done on it. Then I broke that caped tooth in to two seperate peice that were still attached into my jaw. Had to have those two peice removed. That was the missing tooth in my front. The I had to have braces for two years. Wearing that crappy ass head gear at night hurts like a *****. The I got that removeable tooth for a few years. The I got the pernament one I have now. But first they had to grind the two teeth beside the space to attach it to. When I say grind I mean they grined them down to points.

Ouch

i've had over 30 fillings and 12 teeth pulled

Wow we have a new champion

I hate all three of the fillings I have. I want to get those teeth removed and replaced one day.

Originally posted by Purity
i've had over 30 fillings and 12 teeth pulled

No wonder you hate the dentist. You still have a nice smile.:)

Puta

If you love how your teeth feel after the dentist cleans them then you need to go out and get one these:
http://shopping.netsuite.com/core/media/media.nl?id=267&c=ACCT91238&h=e0ca9e50aa1d689682f2
It's sonicare tooghtbrush and it is the ****, trust me.

braces ****ed everything up. the orthodontist told me not to eat candy or drink soda cause it would wear off the glue. well after it didn't wear off the glue if figured...**** it!

i wish he could've told me that the real reason you don't eat candy or drink soda is because the sugar gets trapped very easily in the braces. after i got em off i had to get all those fillings.

*****.

Novicane for the pick, lmao!!!!

damn you

I'm telling you. Get that toothbrush. It's rather expensive, but it will clean your teeth better than ever and it will also toughen your gums and teeth so you don't have to fear the pick.

jeeze, ya'll have some ****ty luck w/your teeth....

i've only had 1 and a half fillings...that was when i was like 12. and i had 2 wisdom teeth pulled which was kind of a kewl experience.

maybe i just have tough teeth?

he didn't numb me up. in his own words:

"anthony i've been pickin yer teeth since you were 10 years old and this is the first time you've asked me numb you up for a teeth cleaning session."

"you know i hate that ****ing pick dr. lai."

"you know the last time i talked to you, you were getting into that 'ultimate fighter' stuff......and you're telling me that you can't handle having your teeth PICKED at???"

"yeah"

"no"

"no?"

"no"

"****"

Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
Puta

:nonono: :?: semen :?!:

Originally posted by Bella
They do work, but I found them pretty disgusting. I couldn't get them to stay in place too well, and they actually irritated my gums.




To Purity:
I heard that if you have an excessive diet of slurping too much dick, that your gums tend to be oversensitive.:lol2:

To Ms. SensitiveGums:

why'd you reply to linsey if you were talkin to me? either way, i promise to be careful around your lips when i see ya ;)

Originally posted by Purity
i've had over 30 fillings and 12 teeth pulled


I was going to tell you to get a water pic, they are the best thing for getting under the gums, ya know, that old food & other interesting things, but it sounds like you might not have to worry about even having teeth after awhile......


j/k, really, the dentist couldn't believe I had the same gums after 2 months of using my water pic every day. Honest to pete.... :):noangel:

Originally posted by momita
I was going to tell you to get a water pic, they are the best thing for getting under the gums, ya know, that old food & other interesting things, but it sounds like you might not have to worry about even having teeth after awhile......


j/k, really, the dentist couldn't believe I had the same gums after 2 months of using my water pic every day. Honest to pete.... :):noangel:

with you posting on this thread about teeth......LMAO!!!! I still can hear you say:

I like to do it from side to side reaaaaal slow and (beep) likes to do it up and down reaaaaaal fast............

So when we are done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back!!!

:lol1: :lol1: